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Old 02-04-2004, 01:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Politics and Humor!

George W Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he invites questions. One little boy puts up his hand, and the President asks him his name. "Billy!" "And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have three questions," says the boy. "First - why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? and Third - whatever happened to Osama bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George W Bush informs the children that they will continue after recess. When they resume, the President says: "Okay where were we? Oh that's right, question time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts his hand, George points him out and asks his name. "Steve!" "And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have five questions: First - why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third - whatever happened to Osama bin Laden? Fourth - why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early? and Fifth - what happened to Billy?"
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Old 02-04-2004, 02:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-04-2004, 02:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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It's funny and all, but how about 'G W Bush and humor', not 'politics and humor.'
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Old 02-04-2004, 02:30 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Yeah, the republicans here probably aren't laughing. The darn liberal school teachers probably indoctrinated the poor kid... blah blah blah blah
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Old 02-05-2004, 03:56 AM   #5 (permalink)
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i'm just suprised that a kid in the public school system can tell time.
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Old 02-05-2004, 05:49 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I thought it was funny, if I took all comedians seriously I'd be very bored Friday nights.
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Old 02-05-2004, 05:51 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Very funny but all so true. I could actually see this happening.
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Old 02-05-2004, 07:28 AM   #8 (permalink)
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The UN is defunct. We have an electoral college system. Osama's most likely buried in a cave.

Still funny, though.
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Old 02-05-2004, 01:40 PM   #9 (permalink)
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That's a good, one, and like Phaenx said, if I took all comedians/jokes seriously, I would be really bored, and I probably wouldn't be a very enjoyable person to be around.
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Old 02-05-2004, 06:05 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Decent joke... I smiled. But I think FTM answered for me.
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Old 02-05-2004, 07:10 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Hehe. Keeping with the theme:

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Old 02-05-2004, 07:21 PM   #12 (permalink)
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That was pretty amusing.

I'll have to remember that!
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