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Sparhawk 02-27-2004 03:52 PM

Be Afwaid, Be Vewy Afwaid
 
A subtitle would be: or, the funniest damn thing I've seen today


http://www.talkingpresidents.com/pro...oulter-box.jpg
Click picture for link

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Ann Coulter Special Edition
Conservative lawyer Ann Coulter is a blond haired beauty with the brains and backbone to send the staunchest Liberal running for the hills. Born and bred in Connecticut, Ann graduated from Cornell with honors and earned her J.D. from the University of Michigan.

Annís unwavering quest to get to the truth often finds her trading blows with the Liberal establishment. Never one to shy away from a fight, Annís uses her wit and intelligence to chip away at the veneer of Liberalís bias and reveal their true motives. She is their worst nightmare.

She is the author of three best-selling books decrying the lies and tactics of the Liberal press and high crimes and misdemeanors of Bill Clinton. Currently she is a legal correspondent for Human Events, syndicated columnist, and a highly sought after (respected by most and feared by some) guest speaker on radio and TV news programs.

Ann has the honor of having Talking Presidentsí first female Action Hero fashioned after her. The figure comes packaged in a clear front panel display box with biographical text and color photos of Ann decorating each side.

The Ann Coulter figure is dressed in a single piece black dress, black high heels and gold earrings. The articulated figure bears a striking resemblance to its namesake - even down to Annís striking green eyes, long blond hair and determined look. Just like Ann, if you press the right button it will tell you exactly what it thinks, and it has plenty to say. ďWhat are you Liberals afraid of? Let me talk.Ē
My favorite part is the fact that this is the "Ann Coulter Special Edition" doll. God that made me laugh.

Ustwo 02-27-2004 03:53 PM

I'm waiting for the real doll version.

Strange Famous 02-27-2004 04:02 PM

Is it a vodoo doll?

mystmarimatt 02-27-2004 04:09 PM

that's the greatest doll EVER.

the best part is, down the road, some prepubescent kid is going to find that doll in a closet and feel her up, just as happens to all barbies at some point.

pinklily 02-27-2004 04:37 PM

that's a very short skirt for a conservative lawyer...

Ustwo 02-27-2004 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by mystmarimatt
the best part is, down the road, some prepubescent kid is going to find that doll in a closet and feel her up, just as happens to all barbies at some point.
Perhaps we should move this to the sexuality board.

Tophat665 02-27-2004 04:44 PM

If it were anotomically correct, I could find the answer to a question that's been puzzing me for quite some time now.

floydthebarber 02-27-2004 04:55 PM

lol..now that's funny.

Lebell 02-27-2004 04:59 PM

I'd hit it.

Tophat665 02-27-2004 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by Lebell
I'd hit it.
Oh, beyond doubt. I'd just like to know if I were going to end up in off the wayside afterward,

Lebell 02-27-2004 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by Tophat665
Oh, beyond doubt. I'd just like to know if I were going to end up in off the wayside afterward,
And what would be wrong with that? :D

Tophat665 02-27-2004 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by Lebell
And what would be wrong with that? :D
Absolutely nothing, but I'd want to buy a hemorrhoid donut if it turned out that way, beacuse you know she's want to take a turn pitching. :D

Ustwo 02-27-2004 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by Tophat665
Absolutely nothing, but I'd want to buy a hemorrhoid donut if it turned out that way, beacuse you know she's want to take a turn pitching. :D
Don't say such things of the woman who is going to bear my love children.

gibingus 02-27-2004 06:58 PM

huh? what are you guys talking about? she's a virgin, or at least would have to be in order to spout off on sexual morality they way she does and still be able to look at herself in the mirror.

Conclamo Ludus 02-27-2004 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by gibingus
huh? what are you guys talking about? she's a virgin, or at least would have to be in order to spout off on sexual morality they way she does and still be able to look at herself in the mirror.
Who says she looks in the mirror?

Lebell 02-27-2004 07:55 PM

You guys are just pissed because the one head says "No No NO!!!", while the other says "Yes Yes YES!"

Conclamo Ludus 02-27-2004 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by Lebell
You guys are just pissed because the one head says "No No NO!!!", while the other says "Yes Yes YES!"
I'm a yes man. I'd hit it. :)

Bill O'Rights 02-27-2004 08:35 PM

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Originally posted by Lebell
You guys are just pissed because the one head says "No No NO!!!", while the other says "Yes Yes YES!"
As much as hate to admit it...he's right

*shakes fist in the air*
Damn you, Lebell!! Damn you!!

filtherton 02-28-2004 07:23 AM

She's got what it takes to make any man an S and M convert. At the very least i'd have to look into ball gags.

Paq 02-28-2004 11:46 AM

I honestly don't think i would hit it, tap it, or even get near it....

Seriously, she epitomizes everything i despise and to have relations with her would feel like rape, probably on my part towards her. You really cannot imagine the feelings i get inside when i think about her and what she does and what she says and what she actually thinks is the truth, so any act that was once considered an act of love to me, would be a violent one when put in context with her...

So, to keep from getting charged with rape, i'd have to say, I wouldn't touch it with UsTwo's dick..

Ok..ok..i've reconsidered, I'd probably just spank her and post it on Off the Wayside...

Ustwo 02-28-2004 12:16 PM

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Originally posted by Paq

So, to keep from getting charged with rape, i'd have to say, I wouldn't touch it with UsTwo's dick..

Please don't be touching my Mr. Happy, I don't swing that way.

To bad she is about 40, 10 years younger and I'd not only hit it but I'd marry it.

Sparhawk 02-28-2004 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by filtherton
She's got what it takes to make any man an S and M convert. At the very least i'd have to look into ball gags.
Yes, can't forget the ball gags... Great avatar, man. :lol: :lol:

mystmarimatt 03-01-2004 11:12 AM

I'd hatefuck her, but I'd need to borrow chef's magic pleasure bag to finish the job.

Paq 03-01-2004 12:14 PM

grudgefuck wouldn't even come close to how the sex would be with her...
hatefuck...that's a new one on me..i like it..but it's just not strong enough...

Ustwo 03-01-2004 12:21 PM

All you liberals so filled with hate.

You should be more loving like me :P

(Did I mention I'd hit it?)

Tomservo 03-01-2004 12:23 PM

That's a great idea, Ustwo... a Realdoll would fly off the shelves.

Righties would buy it to be with the girl they lusted after from afar, and lefties would... well, let's just say they'd use every potential input to let off their steam. RealAnn would make some new friends, to be certain.

Paq 03-01-2004 01:39 PM

HAHAHHHAHA

my heart is not filled with hate, it's filled with an animosity towards stupidity. You'd think..with all that brainpower, she could help humanity out instead of condemning people like kate moss bc she's a traitor bc she's worried that her cocaine prices will rise bc fo the troubles in afghanistan...umm..sure :)

Actually, i don't think Miss coulter believes anything she writes, she just found out that you will NEVER go broke by banking on the stupidity of people...

losthellhound 03-01-2004 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by Lebell
You guys are just pissed because the one head says "No No NO!!!", while the other says "Yes Yes YES!"
Funiest thing I've heard all day, thank you

Scipio 03-01-2004 01:56 PM

Tell you what. I get Coulter, and I become a good christian, Republican husband. Meaning, I put her in the kitchen, and tell her to shut up and cook fried chicken. And let's face it, I wouldn't have a problem with having her perform other wifely duties. ;)

Ustwo 03-01-2004 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by Scipio
Tell you what. I get Coulter, and I become a good christian, Republican husband. Meaning, I put her in the kitchen, and tell her to shut up and cook fried chicken. And let's face it, I wouldn't have a problem with having her perform other wifely duties. ;)
Since when is that a good Republican woman? I want my woman working and paying her own way!

Paq 03-01-2004 02:27 PM

Umm..ustwo..that's not republican...that's egalitarian and more along teh lines of...OH MY GOD!! YOU"RE A DEMOCRAT..at least socially :)

HarmlessRabbit 03-01-2004 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lebell
You guys are just pissed because the one head says "No No NO!!!", while the other says "Yes Yes YES!"
She would need a sandwich or seven, a piercing or two, and a couple of tattoos before I would. I'd marry her for her money and have a celebrity divorce, though. :)

filtherton 03-01-2004 09:29 PM

It'd be totally cool though because if you're bunkmate came home whilst you and the lady were bumpin uglies you could just quick hide her skinny ass in between the mattress and the box spring. No one would be the wiser.

Paq 03-01-2004 10:24 PM

that'sa good idea...maybe hide her so well you forget where she is and only find her a year later when her stinkin ass starts smelling...


hell yea.i like it..

and ustwo...why's it gotta be an "if she were younger" thing..she's still as...attractive..as she was..


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