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Old 03-25-2007, 06:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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How does your SO rock your world???

OK, here's one for the girls as well as guys.

What does your SO do (or done) that really just ROCKS your world. Not just "that was great!", but the kind where you think about it months later and your heart skips a beat and your knees go weak.

We had just moved into a new town, and the stress of a new job, finding a house, etc was eating me alive. One night while I was asleep, my lovely wife came around to my side of the bed, stood there naked, gently kissed me until I was somewhat awake, then pulled back the covers and gently took Mr. Happy into her mouth to wake him up. Once I was (or should I say, Mr. Happy was) awake, she took a cherry flavored condom, slipped it on me, and proceeded to put a finishing touch on a memory that has fated me to smile every time I think about it.

Funny thing is, it wasn't so much the *act* as much as the sight of her standing there naked next to me. She looked like some angel in the pale light, and the look on her face said something like "I know you're worried, I want you to know that I love you and believe in you. Here's a little something to keep you going."

OK, who's next?
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Old 03-25-2007, 07:06 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Why would she put a condom on you to give you oral?
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Old 03-25-2007, 07:08 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Why would she put a condom on you to give you oral?
Maybe she doesn't like the taste of semen? Way to wreck a great story!
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Old 03-25-2007, 07:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Maybe she doesn't like the taste of semen? Way to wreck a great story!
Thanks for the defense.

No, she doesn't like come in her mouth. Yes, I *get* to anyway. Adapt and overcome!
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Old 03-25-2007, 07:54 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I understand how this could rock your world, but it would totally ruin it for me if I had to use a condom for my girl to give me head.

I had a girlfriend who would always wake me up with oral in the morning. She was an early and horny riser, and well... I'm not. However she knew that if she woke me up to oral I'd always rise to the occasion (double entendre oh!). However the best thing she ever did was non-sexual. I was in my final semester of Navy ROTC, and was about to get a commission and go off to flight school, when I got a letter saying that because 2 years prior I had to undergo back surgery I was being kicked out. I was in a mental nosedive, I had no career prospects, and because of a Catch 22 with the university I would have to go back for two more years of college.

When she heard the news she left work and was at my place within the hour. We basically just spooned in my bed and didn't say a word. She also cooked me dinner and did a bunch of chores around the house without me even asking. THAT knocked my socks off that she'd do all of that without a single request.
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Old 03-25-2007, 08:52 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Something I will never forget that happened a few years ago.
I woke up one morning to get ready for work. Every cuppord, door, lid, purse, drawer....the list goes on, I opened there was a piece of paper taped or lying there that said "I Love You" on it. I was still finding them months later. Found some more when we were cleaning out the house to move. I have kept a few of them in my safe keep box and still have the one in my wallet. Still makes me smile.
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Old 03-25-2007, 01:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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When she heard the news she left work and was at my place within the hour. We basically just spooned in my bed and didn't say a word. She also cooked me dinner and did a bunch of chores around the house without me even asking. THAT knocked my socks off that she'd do all of that without a single request.
:-)

When people do stuff like that for me I remember that to the grave. It's thoughtful gestures that mean the most. You reach a level in your relationship when you partner just [I]knows[I] when you're feeling down and they do the little things to try and make you feel better. Hell, it mightn't make you feel better, but it sure does make you love them even more.
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Old 03-25-2007, 01:38 PM   #8 (permalink)
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She knows when to keep her mouth shut...


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No really... Only talk during the commercials...
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Old 03-25-2007, 03:45 PM   #9 (permalink)
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One night, not too long ago I was sleeping in my so's room (we live in a dorm). I had been there since like 11 trying to sleep and he stays up and sits on the computer till about 3 or 4 in the morning. When he came to bed he couldn't sleep but he laid with me anyways. I was facing away from him and he kissed my shoulder and my neck and whispered "You're beautiful and I wouldn't trade you for anything. I love you." into my ear.

It was just random but really sweet, it put me in a good mood for days. Non sexual, but it was good.
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Old 03-25-2007, 07:54 PM   #10 (permalink)
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There are some very sweet non-sexual stories on here so far. I also have one that falls into the sweet gesture catagory. My ex g/f and I had only been going out for a few months when she got an opportunity to take a summer off from the gym where we both worked and live and work with her best friend in New Hampshire (I live in MA). Although she knew it would be difficult being apart so early in our relationship she knew it was a fun once-in-a-lifetime chance. One of the consequences of her leaving was that I had to pick us some extra shifts at the gym to cover for her, which I didn't mind except for her "opening shifts." The gym opened at 5:30 so i had to be there earlier to get everything turned on and in order. I usually tried to get a quick workout in at about 4:30 so i could get everything set and open the front door for the morning rush. I'm not wretched in the morning, but I'm not exactly Jay Leno friendly either. She had been away for about a month and i was really missing her, even though we talked or emaied frequently. One morning when i had just opened up the place I looked up and through the double entry doors and could make out a really atractive girl coming through them. It took me a couple seconds to realize that the girl i was checking out was my own g/f who had coffee and breakfast with her! She had gotten off her shift in NH after midnight packed a bag and driven 3 and a half hours down, slept for an hour at her mom's and come in to see me. It was so sweet and unexpected that you couldn't get the smile off my face for a week. These are the little things that blow my mind. Oh yeah, and to keep with the forum theme, the same girl also gave me "road head" when we drove the length of the Kancamagous Highway when i went to visit her a few weeks later.
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Old 03-26-2007, 07:29 PM   #11 (permalink)
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She does so many things that rock my world that it's difficult to name just one.
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Old 03-26-2007, 08:09 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Mine makes me feel protected even when I don't deserve it, and special even when I don't feel that way. You might guess what she has me by.
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Old 03-26-2007, 10:10 PM   #13 (permalink)
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One night while I was asleep, my lovely wife came around to my side of the bed, stood there naked, gently kissed me until I was somewhat awake, then pulled back the covers and gently took Mr. Happy into her mouth to wake him up. Once I was (or should I say, Mr. Happy was) awake, she took a cherry flavored condom, slipped it on me, and proceeded to put a finishing touch on a memory that has fated me to smile every time I think about it.
Dude?! You soooo described my fantasy (except for the part about the condom) about how I'd like to be awaken
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