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Just a quick rant here... let me know if you've dealt with this.



Every time my girlfriend has any sort of problem "down there" she accuses me of cheating on her and giving her some strange STD. Like I went off and fucked twelve 14yr old Thai hookers on my way home from work on Thursday.


I'm not looking for relationship advice. I know she's just paranoid and needs to grow and learn to trust people but c'mon... at 25 you would think she would know her body well enough to tell the difference between a yeast infection and herpes.

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JustJess

This makes me think... guilty conscience? Why is she getting so many infections? Everyone knows yeast is a sign of evil deeds..... !!!!

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The_Jazz

Advice: don't fuck the 12th 14-year-old Thai hooker. If you keep it under 11, you'll be fine and she'll have nothing to complain about. Or you could invest in a little soap.

Personally, I've just developed selective hearing. In the summer my wife can yell at me for an hour without me even being aware of it, but the ice cream truck rolls by 3 blocks away and I'm at a dead sprint out the door.

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absorbentishe

Everyone knows the funk is brought on by thinking about other women, then having sex?? Didn't you know that.

Sounds like a huge case of insecurity, and nothing can cure that.

World's King

I'm not saying it happens often... just when it does... grrrrr....

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JustJess

That's what I'm sayin'! *She's* getting the infections... what is she off doing? Accusing you to throw you off the scent (no pun intended)?

Hmmmmmm..................

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World's King

I've often thought about that... I try not to though.


In my head it would just give me an excuse to do the same thing.

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kramus

I've heard a fellow can be a carrier of yeast from a previous relationship without any apparent signs of that being the case. You can clear your system with one pill apparently, but you are better off taking that pill on a day where you have some free time because it may have some side effects (I really don't know what, I'm going by hearsay). So there may be some fire in all that smoke pouring out of your little lady.
Something to think about.

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Ah. Well, you've already decided *that's* not a great idea.

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pig

well, king, you think there's any chance she's caught any vibes from you about other situations where maybe you were tempted to cheat? of course, having to hear the std alarm frequently is disconcerting in and of itself.

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Lady Sage

Pigglet, you took the words right out of my mouth.

Perhaps you should both go get checked?

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ShaniFaye

um yeah....she can transmit a yeast infection to you and you know even you know have it and you give it right back to her.

Does she ever actually TALK to her gyn?

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World's King

Yeah... she goes for her regular visits. When she gets home she says that she's sorry.


Retard.

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Cynthetiq

so it's like passing the bread back and forth?

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Cynthetiq

sorry i just got done reading this thread.

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SecretMethod70

Ok, I'll start out by saying, yes it's a little crazy that she repeatedly does this. That said, consider your own history. How many times have you been tempted to cheat, etc? Frankly, it's not that unreasonable that she'd be worried about it. Just sayin'.

Either way, she's clearly not feeling particularly secure about your relationship. Or she's a psycho. Or both.

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Seaver

Maybe I'm alone here, but I would be furious if a girl pulled this on me. Honestly, if it happened twice I'd dump her.

You don't pee a strange color of yellow and proceed to call her a whore, don't let her do that to you.

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World's King

Seaver, that's why I asked if anyone else has dealt with this... I'm getting pretty fucking sick of it. She did it again this morning. We haven't had sex in maybe two weeks. She saw her gyno last week. And now out of the blue (while I'm running late for work) she freak out on me.

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Dilbert1234567

yes you can pass an infection back and forth, it's harder for a guy to get a UTI then a woman, but it can happen.

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analog

And people who regularly accuse their S.O. of cheating are known for really just being guilty of it themselves. Just saying.

qtpye4u84

She just has a insecurity about you leaving her for someone else probably.

I heard eating yogurt can help prevent yeast infections/ make them not last as long.

You could have one too.

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World's King

People say that shit all the time. But in order for that to be true the person actually has to feel sorry for what they've done. If you're a sociopath (like me) no one will ever know the truth.

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Atropos4

Insecure or not, wouldn't matter to me. I'd be mighty pissed if I was accused more than once over something so stupid. I say put your foot down and tell her to stop the nonsense. How many more times are you willing to put up with it?

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Glory's Sun

Give her what she wants.. go fuck a hooker.

Cynthetiq

just not 14 yr old thai ones... and especially not 12 of them... lay off after the 11th like suggested.

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Seaver

Eh, the last time a girlfriend accused me of cheating I told her, "Fine, since I'm going to be accused of this I'm going to go do it and at least make it worthwhile."

Naturally I didn't, but when she had time to sit and think about it she called back and apologized... and we went a full year before she ever even thought about accusing me again.

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Carno

Quit being an enabler. Tell her to shut the fuck up.

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bermuDa

Heyy, if she's already mad at you for it...

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oFia

As a cure for yeast infections sources on the internet actually suggest you apply yogurt to the area in question. (yes, really)

In general, eating yogurt regularly helps to stop yeast infections -- but then so does regular showers and staying dry.

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This thread got gross.

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KellyC

Yes, that way you can eat two things at once.

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BBtB

Well let me just say... based on everything I know which I would say is alot.. I DID skim this thread after all... Dump her. Seriously, how long have you two been going out? She keeps asking? For one thing she doesn't trust you which is a big one in relationships and for two.. it sounds cliche and somewhat silly but it is very very true... if you are being accused out of the blue then I would say there is an above average chance that she is guilty or atleast guilty of debating it doing it..

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boink

aww yeah, does the fruit and cerial kind work too ? I like that stuff the best.

Jetée

I second this motion.

Y'all are nasty.

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tooth

You expected anything less?


As for your GF, she's paranoid and insecure. With as much compassion and tact as possible, tell her to get her shit together or you're out of there. Unless you secretly enjoy getting regularly accused of shit that you didn't do.

ItWasMe

Yes, I've been falsely accused of cheating on my ex. Several days in a row. Right before I caught him on the couch with another woman. Nuff said on that.

More ew...

If she is seeing her gyn, she'd have been told if she had anything. As well as, that y-inf can be caused by things such as antibiotics, among other things. Because they kill the bacteria that keep the yeast in check. With one of our kids, teething=ear-infection=antibiotics=y-inf for every single danged tooth. We learned to expect it, it does happen. And at age 1-2, she wasn't "sleeping around". And if your y-inf does not go away, all the way, it will be back full force.

But it sounds like her gyn is giving her a clean bill of health. I'd ask her why she's accusing you of cheating and ask if she has a guilty conscience. Or maybe she's picking up bad vibes when you admire elsewhere.