I've found the perfect woman...
 

http://www.steadyhealth.com/Will_ana...4-0-asc-0.html

Omigod, it has to be fake... but total genius.

LOL

luvmywifesass nailed it though:

Holy shit... I can't stop laughing.


I wish I had thought of this years ago...


"Honey, I know you don't like the way your ass looks. So I did some research and I've found the perfect way to help you. I have to ass fuck you twice a day and when I come it has to be deep inside you. It's medically proven to make your ass bigger. Now pull down your pants and bend over... "

I KNOW!

That has to be the best thread I've ever read involving a complete idiot.

ROFL...I wonder how big and muscular her throat is....and her vajay jay should be able to crack walnuts!

I kinda like this response

I dont know why.... but somehow that made me think of WK (and I dont mean that in a bad way lol)

I can't crack walnuts myself, but I've opened a stuck mayo jar more than once:D


This one^^ made me laugh loudest. :D

oh god, the things you can do with this thread!

I am dumbfounded.

I hope the girl I'm dating never reads that. She already complains about her ass being too big!

Haha, that's the dumbest girl I've ever heard of! But if the guy can pull it off, more power to him...

Seriously, that has to be a guy posting that as a joke. I have a really hard time believing any girl would actually buy that line.

c'mon we had the guy here seriously asking about a horizontal pussy...

I've met girls dumb enough to believe something like that... but in a way I feel like the dumb one for not taking advantage of that fact.


Somehow I think the boyfriend said it as a joke, not thinking she'd take it seriously... but when she did, he just ran with it and exploited it to the full potential. Can you blame him?

haha! if a girl thinks this is true, she's pretty fucking stupid. but that's still funny as hell!

I wonder how old this original poster is. It sounds like a preteen question. So scary!

Keeping cum in your ass...eww...hahahaha.

Two bad lotnlots of aynal secks doesnt help yoo spel bettr.

(dirtyrascal7, I can)

So, if unprotected anal sex makes your butt bigger, why doesn't unprotected vaginal sex make your abdomen bigger? Oh, wait....

Maybe there's some truth to this rumor ;)

Have you seen the other threads on that message board? Either today's youth is really fucked up or there are some real gullible people over there.

Either/or? Why not both? ;)