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Old 08-28-2007, 06:09 AM   #121 (permalink)
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not only do i agree totally with every word you typed, i LOVE the use of the plural "vaginae"....
Friggin' awesome, dude.

How often does a man get to refer to more than one vagina at the same time in the same conversation using a plural like that?

Life-changing!

Like maybe you have TWO of them in front of you at the same time.

Epic!

God, options.

Which one to poke first...
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Old 08-28-2007, 02:09 PM   #122 (permalink)
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Vaginae... How would you pronouce that?

They are all good though. Especially more than one at once.
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Old 08-28-2007, 02:40 PM   #123 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-2007, 03:21 PM   #124 (permalink)
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For the most part... /me loves the 'gina.

Sure there are some that look like raw meat, but I'd venture my junk may not win any beauty contests.
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Old 08-28-2007, 03:35 PM   #125 (permalink)
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Great, now you say raw meat, thats has about as much class as a catchers mitt & an apes nose. Somebody just shoot me.
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Old 08-29-2007, 12:07 AM   #126 (permalink)
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..... I would think any like minded person would be interested in good-mouthing the vulvae.
There's a lot to be said in favour of that.
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Old 08-29-2007, 02:56 AM   #127 (permalink)
 
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Great, now you say raw meat, thats has about as much class as a catchers mitt & an apes nose. Somebody just shoot me.
I won't shoot you, but you're getting the idea.

Raw meat??? wtf.
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Old 08-29-2007, 03:04 AM   #128 (permalink)
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I saw you on the board and I knew you'd see that. (Dave slides down in his chair, attempts to hide, and wishes he'd never started this thread.)

Heres on idea: Please try, just try, to have a little tact when posting about vaginae. The only thing that brings some class to TFP are the wonderful women that come here. Lets try not to piss off every last one of em.

This message is brought to you by, The Organization for the Kinder Treatment of Vaginae. AKA OKTV
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Old 08-29-2007, 03:58 AM   #129 (permalink)
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The only thing that brings some class to TFP are the wonderful women that come here. Lets try not to piss off every last one of em.
While many of the ladies are an asset, I don't think anyone's gendar or sexual preference is a weight that swings the board in one direction or the other. Somewhere around here someone has a quote from analog in their sig that basically says you are going to get offended or people are going to not agree with you from time to time and deal with it.

And I assure I was not trying to piss anyone off. "cause if I was tryin'...
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Old 08-29-2007, 04:06 AM   #130 (permalink)
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Raw meat??? wtf.
I went to an all boys high school for 6 years. When I hear vaginae referred to with phrases like that I honestly shudder, just reminds me all over again of those 6 years.
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Old 08-29-2007, 04:20 AM   #131 (permalink)
 
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For the record, I'm not offended. I like my vagina just fine, and it doesn't look like a ape's nose, catcher's mitt, or raw meat. But I don't think anyone else's vaginas look like that, either. And I do know that several women here struggle with accepting their own body parts as beautiful, often due to comments like these that get repeated over and over again.

Sure, you can say that they should harden the fuck up and ignore those comments... but why is there even a need to make those comments? Isn't it enough to just say that you like/don't like vaginas, aesthetically? Why the need to say they look like an animal part/hunk of leather/uncooked meat? I'd be getting just as upset if a bunch of the women were making fun of guys' penis shapes/sizes in this public forum, beyond just expressing an opinion about like/dislike.

Once again, I'm all for personal preferences. But is there really any need to be so specific about "abnormal" genitals, when everyone is born with what they've got, and nothing can be done about it (other than surgery, which everyone here seems to think is crazy... although if they were with a woman with an "ape's nose," maybe they'd be all for the surgery)?

Hair trimming/shaving is one thing, and everyone has their choice of whether or not to do that, and what they'd prefer for their partner to do. But shape of vagina/labia/etc is something else entirely, is genetically-determined and therefore pretty much unchangeable. I thought we'd discussed that already in another thread.
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Old 08-29-2007, 04:20 AM   #132 (permalink)
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I'm glad several people had something smart to say about the bare look, it makes more sense to me now. Upon further thought, I've realized part of my hang up. A muff is like a natural fig leaf for a woman. If you have hair down there, you can be naked and still be covered. Sans hair feels much more naked and vulnerable, and we all know what happens when an animal is cornered.
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Old 08-29-2007, 12:28 PM   #133 (permalink)
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the cool thing about shaved is, it's all right there out in the open for the licking, you can see everything better and it's so smooth.... the cool thing about unshaved is it looks wild and untamed and sexy...
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Old 08-30-2007, 12:25 PM   #134 (permalink)
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For the record, I'm not offended. I like my vagina just fine, and it doesn't look like a ape's nose, catcher's mitt, or raw meat. But I don't think anyone else's vaginas look like that, either. And I do know that several women here struggle with accepting their own body parts as beautiful, often due to comments like these that get repeated over and over again.

Sure, you can say that they should harden the fuck up and ignore those comments... but why is there even a need to make those comments? Isn't it enough to just say that you like/don't like vaginas, aesthetically? Why the need to say they look like an animal part/hunk of leather/uncooked meat? I'd be getting just as upset if a bunch of the women were making fun of guys' penis shapes/sizes in this public forum, beyond just expressing an opinion about like/dislike.

Once again, I'm all for personal preferences. But is there really any need to be so specific about "abnormal" genitals, when everyone is born with what they've got, and nothing can be done about it (other than surgery, which everyone here seems to think is crazy... although if they were with a woman with an "ape's nose," maybe they'd be all for the surgery)?

Hair trimming/shaving is one thing, and everyone has their choice of whether or not to do that, and what they'd prefer for their partner to do. But shape of vagina/labia/etc is something else entirely, is genetically-determined and therefore pretty much unchangeable. I thought we'd discussed that already in another thread.
Thank You abaya, for saying what needed to be said, yet I was unable to. I sometimes lack the ability to properly verbalize my own thoughts. You never have that problem, and are certainly an asset to this forum. You often help me out when my insufficiencies with the written word are obvious to the most casual member. I only wish that more members had the ability to put themselves in another members shoes, as you do, and help to say what that member cant. You truly have a caring heart.
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Old 08-30-2007, 12:37 PM   #135 (permalink)
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i find it difficult to accept my vagina as beautiful, because people dont tend to talk about preferences or whats "normal", i mean porn is a good source but theres no feed back
so i like this thread, but i agree that comments about how vaginea in general look that could be taken as negative is a little un-nerving for me as somebody trying to take in opinions to help my self esteem.
although i am very happy that many people have said that they are a beautiful thing in general and specifics arent the be all and end all.
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Old 08-30-2007, 01:18 PM   #136 (permalink)
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Clare, believe me, although I haven't personally seen your vagina, I have no doubt in my mind that its beautiful....
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Old 08-31-2007, 12:03 AM   #137 (permalink)
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Clare, believe me, although I haven't personally seen your vagina, I have no doubt in my mind that its beautiful....
They're ALL beautiful, in their own personal way.
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Old 08-31-2007, 10:40 PM   #138 (permalink)
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For the record, I'm not offended. I like my vagina just fine, and it doesn't look like a ape's nose, catcher's mitt, or raw meat. But I don't think anyone else's vaginas look like that, either. And I do know that several women here struggle with accepting their own body parts as beautiful, often due to comments like these that get repeated over and over again.

Sure, you can say that they should harden the fuck up and ignore those comments... but why is there even a need to make those comments? Isn't it enough to just say that you like/don't like vaginas, aesthetically? Why the need to say they look like an animal part/hunk of leather/uncooked meat? I'd be getting just as upset if a bunch of the women were making fun of guys' penis shapes/sizes in this public forum, beyond just expressing an opinion about like/dislike.

Once again, I'm all for personal preferences. But is there really any need to be so specific about "abnormal" genitals, when everyone is born with what they've got, and nothing can be done about it (other than surgery, which everyone here seems to think is crazy... although if they were with a woman with an "ape's nose," maybe they'd be all for the surgery)?

Hair trimming/shaving is one thing, and everyone has their choice of whether or not to do that, and what they'd prefer for their partner to do. But shape of vagina/labia/etc is something else entirely, is genetically-determined and therefore pretty much unchangeable. I thought we'd discussed that already in another thread.
Oops. haven't been here to TFP for a week. So did I accidentally say something offensive? oops, sorry!

I didn't mean it to be offensive. It's an internet forum, and the OP's question invited me to give an opinion, and i simply expounded on my opinion. Yes, I find them very attractive, but there were a few exceptions that I saw in porn before that made me think otherwise. And I simply explained in what aspect they made me feel like they were unattractive by comparing it to an image.. since I don't have an actual picture, I made a comparison to something that people would be able to relate to.

Vaginas are very attractive to me and there is nothing wrong with them at all. I just mentioned the 0.00001% that made me think otherwise, is all.
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Old 09-01-2007, 05:29 PM   #139 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2007, 07:40 PM   #140 (permalink)
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Heres on idea: Please try, just try, to have a little tact when posting about vaginae. The only thing that brings some class to TFP are the wonderful women that come here. Lets try not to piss off every last one of em.
Hah, it is why I signed up in the first place!
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Old 09-02-2007, 10:21 AM   #141 (permalink)
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Hah, it is why I signed up in the first place!
I hear ya bro, I have a tendency to piss off some myself, one in particular.....
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Old 09-05-2007, 07:42 PM   #142 (permalink)
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Yes and no....

It has to be in the right order. And the right light.

I don't enjoy glaring-lights-pussy-splayed-open porn.... at all. I also don't enjoy the shaved look.

I do really enjoy looking at them, apart from those caveats - yes they are totally gorgeous.

I especially enjoy the rear view - it can look like a ripe fruit... I gained a taste for this view later in life and now it really turns me on. I think some women feel that allowing themselves to be viewed that way is not so flattering, or even degrading. Is that so?
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Old 09-06-2007, 12:08 AM   #143 (permalink)
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Hmmm I honestly don't know Chumley

I can't see how it would be degrading.

I don't think I would have a problem with someone taking shots from that angle if I wasn't paranoid about my ass (no matter how much people tell me I have a nice ass and they like wide hips I still feel sometimes like I should have wide load tattoo'd on there)
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Old 09-06-2007, 01:03 AM   #144 (permalink)
 
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I especially enjoy the rear view - it can look like a ripe fruit... I gained a taste for this view later in life and now it really turns me on. I think some women feel that allowing themselves to be viewed that way is not so flattering, or even degrading. Is that so?
Actually, I like giving my husband that view... I feel more carnal/animalistic, in a way, because I have to be on all fours, and I feel ready for him to just come up and start fucking me from behind. Which I find very hot, and not degrading at all.
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Old 09-06-2007, 03:45 AM   #145 (permalink)
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I remember Abaya posting in exhibition years ago, that very pose, and I agree, damn hottest thing ever!
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Old 09-06-2007, 04:12 AM   #146 (permalink)
 
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I remember Abaya posting in exhibition years ago, that very pose, and I agree, damn hottest thing ever!
Hey, thanks Lucifer! I'd actually totally forgotten about that pic when I was posting earlier... but maybe there was a subconscious link. I'll have to dig that one out again for my husband.
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Old 09-06-2007, 04:39 AM   #147 (permalink)
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to hell with your husband. how about a re-post for the rest of us?
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Old 09-06-2007, 04:58 AM   #148 (permalink)
 
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to hell with your husband. how about a re-post for the rest of us?
Nope! That was my one and only foray into Exhib, and there won't be another one.

Now, getting back on topic, I'm still wondering about this question... for those who dislike non-normal vaginae (wow, spell-check says that's actually correct), would it really be a deal-breaker at some point? Let's say everything else about the girl was perfect, but maybe you didn't like the way her vagina looked... what would you do? And vice-versa, for women who don't like particular kinds of penises, would that also be a deal-breaker?
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Old 09-06-2007, 05:22 AM   #149 (permalink)
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This is the only way I can see a vaginae / mitt comparison (though imagine the ball is a penis I guess)


Just so I'm very very clear... I am completely and totally in love with every vagina available. As for appearance... I could care less. I appreciate someone who takes care of themselves in a general sense and I believe that vagina maintenance is part of that (as is C&B care as well) and even appreciate the bare look as I can really see my beloved (A little over the top? Maybe but I thought that it might add to the tact and effect of the post).

I was actually talking to some newer friends and while they like the bare look, it has lost its novelty. There is something to be said about that too.
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Old 09-06-2007, 05:39 AM   #150 (permalink)
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Nope! That was my one and only foray into Exhib, and there won't be another one.

Now, getting back on topic, I'm still wondering about this question... for those who dislike non-normal vaginae (wow, spell-check says that's actually correct), would it really be a deal-breaker at some point? Let's say everything else about the girl was perfect, but maybe you didn't like the way her vagina looked... what would you do? And vice-versa, for women who don't like particular kinds of penises, would that also be a deal-breaker?

I'd deal with it.....
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Old 09-06-2007, 08:31 AM   #151 (permalink)
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Hey, thanks Lucifer! I'd actually totally forgotten about that pic when I was posting earlier... but maybe there was a subconscious link. I'll have to dig that one out again for my husband.
I may do a little digging of my own! When is halx cleaning the database??? Dont worry abaya, I'll keep it close to my heart, well something like that........(Dave frantically searches for the pic.....)

You removed the pic! Thats so cruel.....
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Old 09-06-2007, 08:43 AM   #152 (permalink)
 
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You removed the pic! Thats so cruel.....
Well, you know, I removed it quite a while ago... nothing personal, just doing some housecleaning. Let's stay focused here, people!
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Old 09-06-2007, 09:01 AM   #153 (permalink)
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If they put some hot boobs / asses on stop signs and traffic lights... maybe men would pay attention.
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Old 09-06-2007, 09:11 AM   #154 (permalink)
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And vice-versa, for women who don't like particular kinds of penises, would that also be a deal-breaker?

I dated a woman briefly a while ago who claimed to have broken up with men because their penis' were too small. I thought that was the height of shallow behaviour.
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Old 09-06-2007, 10:02 AM   #155 (permalink)
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Now, getting back on topic, I'm still wondering about this question... for those who dislike non-normal vaginae (wow, spell-check says that's actually correct), would it really be a deal-breaker at some point? Let's say everything else about the girl was perfect, but maybe you didn't like the way her vagina looked... what would you do? And vice-versa, for women who don't like particular kinds of penises, would that also be a deal-breaker?
Gee, I cant seem to concentrate now, all my blood flow had been diverted away from my brain. I'm sure I had something really positive to add, yet it continues to allude me. I have this mental image transfixed in the vast uncharted regions of my mind......

Oh yes, now I remember. I'm not sure what you mean by non-normal vaginae, unless thats one thats obviously malformed in some way. Although all vaginae I've come into close contact with have been similar, they all have their own unique shape. Some may have larger or smaller labia, as with the clitoris, others may have inner lips that are more or less pronounced, but I have yet to come across one that I considered non-normal. As long as proper hygiene and trimming is taken care of, I cant imagine this ever being a deal-breaker.
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Old 09-06-2007, 10:07 AM   #156 (permalink)
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Do I find vaginae (I'm assuming it's pronounced something like: VAJ-in-ay or va-JEEN-ay) attractive? Yes.

However, we're really talking about vulvae. The vagina is not normally exposed.

I find all vulvae (that I've seen in person or pictures) to be attractive -- sure. But I would also hope to believe that I'm far more attracted to the person to whom it's attached. If I don't find the person attractive (physically AND mentally AND emotionally) then it's a deal-breaker. I don't care how pretty your pussy is -- if you're mean spirited I won't care much for you.

To the person who made the "raw meat" comment ... technically, it is.

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Old 09-06-2007, 11:31 AM   #157 (permalink)
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For the record, I wouldn't blame a guy for breaking up with a girl because her vulva looked like a penis and was a few inches long.
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Old 09-06-2007, 11:45 AM   #158 (permalink)
 
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I dated a woman briefly a while ago who claimed to have broken up with men because their penis' were too small. I thought that was the height of shallow behaviour.
Yeah, I'd have to say that's a pretty reprehensible attitude. Thumbs DOWN in my book (to the women, not the men)! But then again, maybe she was doing all those guys a favor by "rejecting" them... who would want to date someone like that woman?

And vanblah makes an excellent point... all this time, we've been discussing inner/outer labia and the surrounding area, aka the pussy... the "vagina" is actually the "sheath" that leads into the uterus. And I would expect all of those to look the same, no?
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Old 09-06-2007, 12:05 PM   #159 (permalink)
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While technically vanblah is correct, the vagina (AKA the birth canal or the passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus), is also used as a generalized term, meaning the entire female reproductive system as seen from the outside. I did watch the 'Vagina Monologues' and the vagina was repeatedly mentioned, not the vulvae. Just my 27 cents.....
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Old 09-06-2007, 12:19 PM   #160 (permalink)
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Y'know...I've been sitting back, munching on my popcorn, and watching this thing bounce around for a couple of weeks now. I was going to keep my old yap shut, but here it is anyway.

(1.) You guys are overthinking this thing, waaaayyy too much. Pussy is pussy, my friends, and it's alll good. I never met one that disagreed with me.

(2.) Lose the "ape's nose" and "catcher's mit" comments. It's junior high mentality, and it all but guarantees that you'll never get another look again. And, y'know what? You shouldn't!

(3.) The easy access of internet pornography has jaded many of you. You expect that "vaginae" (I do love that) should all look like Jenna Jameson's. It just ain't so, my friends. All are as unique, and as special, as their owners. If you are lucky enough to have some young lady think highly enough of you to show you her "goodies", then for God's sake...lose the preconceived notions that all of those airbrushed pussies have taught you, since you first clicked on Persian Kitty when you were 12.

(4.) The great debate over hair vs no hair rages on. Oh well. As for me...I'll always go with hairy over bald. Every time. That is not to say that I want it crawling up her belly and down her legs. But pubic hair is a wonderfully marvelous thing. That is something else that many of you got from Persian Kitty. So, if any of you gals are sick and tired of razor rash...come over to my camp. There are still many of us pussy hair lovers out here.

Now. Carry on with your silliness.
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It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

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