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[ The Players Articles ] How To Make A Girl Orgasm

What do the Tilted experts say about this?

btw..great site overall too!

FuriousAvatar

Well, some of it is true, but frankly, there is no "End-all" guide to achieving orgasm for women, because just like men, they are all different and it takes different techniques to get them off.

Two of my previous girlfriends could get off simply with penetration; the key with both of them were to get the right angles, sometimes to stimulate the G-spot (trust me, it really is there), or just to provide deeper penetration. One of them even preferred no clitoris stimulation-even as gently as I possibly could be, she was too sensitive there.

This article provides some good starting points, most definitely. Work from what it suggests to find what is best for your partner

speshul-k

I agree with Furious.

There cannot possibly be any definitive guide to achieving an orgasm for a girl. Everyone is different and everyone has their own preferences.
What will work for one girl, won't always work for another. Best advice is to get to know your partner and pay attention to what they like.

Halx

I just stare at 'em.

Does the trick.

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thespian86

Yeah, or winking and general eye brow movement.

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Poppinjay

I do the dishes.

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tooth

I go downstairs and get her a fresh battery.

The_Jazz

I have 2 kids under age 3. I'm not allowed anywhere near her.

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mixedmedia

The real mistake is assuming that you can 'make' me do anything.

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curiousbear

easier in certain days of the month (cycle). Handwork is more successful than penetration

Leto

and certain other days in the cycle, it is best to just back away.... slowly....

ratbastid

My #1 tip to make a girl orgasm: pay attention.

Cernunnos

I am in complete agreement with this suggestion. Explore, pay attention to their responses, and then focus on what makes them moan and/or squirm in pleasure.

World's King

Girls have orgasms?

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Miss Mango

After I got to this line *Next tell her to start suckin you off...* I started skimming. Whoever wrote this is a complete douche and Id be really surprised is they EVER got laid.

Ayashe

I have to agree with you. Lumping all women into one category is his most obvious and repeated mistake in the article. Does he only have sex one way.. every single time? That would get very dull regardless of orgasms in my opinion. My first thought on looking at the article is that it was some sort of joke article written for American Pie for one of the characters to make a total ass of himself with.

Willravel

This was clearly written by a virgin who's knowledge of sex comes from other blogs and maybe some bad porn. You might as well have a step by step blog about "how to make a painting that will impress everyone" or "write a book no one will dislike".

Is it supposed to be satirical?

ngdawg

If someone started talking dirty to me, I'd burst out laughing.

Anyone who gives him money for his lame book should realize right then and there they're a loser....

passthru

On the train to work today, a girl sat down near me and opened up her book. I thought I heard a few giggles, then she laughed loudly. I looked over, the title was "How to make love". It had been recommended to her by a friend, as the note on the cover said "Read this book, every word. It's hilarious."

thespian86

That almost beats out "There aren't enough topics about T-rexs" comment by Will as my favorite TFP quote as of late. Close sir; so close.

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paparora

Lolll yall are too funny. I post a link to an article titled "how to make a girl orgasm", and you guys call the dude who wrote this article a virgin and a loser. hilarious..

someone goes this article is a satire hahaha

cameroncrazy822

Pull out your wallet with about 10 grand in it... I can feel her pulsating already

curiousbear

it works for sure!!!

ItWasMe

I don't think this guy has ever even met a girl, much less been laid. OMG What a hoot! Thanks for sharing the laugh paparora.

I just know when the dentist starts asking me questions while holding a drill in my mouth tomorrow, I am going to have giggling fits. I just hope he doesn't turn down the gas.

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