11-19-2008, 11:43 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Ok. So I am stuck at work while everyone else is away on a company outing. I work in the lab and still had a few small tests to do and I was chosen to stay all day for what we call firewatch. Well I'm really horny!!! I dont know what to do because I am the only one here so I probably wouldnt get caught if I left but if I left then I may lose my job. What should I do. Any tips....
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11-19-2008, 11:58 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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you should stay at work. no doubt. if i was your boss i'd fire you if i left you there for fire watch and you ended up going home
go to the loo, flog the log for a few mins, and then start another thread about how you flogged the log at work when no one was around. what else do you expect me to say its in the sexuality forum.
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11-19-2008, 12:00 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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how old are you that you need to ask if being horny is a reason to be irresponsible at work?
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11-19-2008, 01:28 PM | #6 (permalink) |
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Go beat the meat and get back to work. Takes 5 mins, about the time it takes to take a dump anyways. Been there, done that. Several times actually LOL
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11-19-2008, 05:33 PM | #7 (permalink) | |
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Or actually earn your paycheck for a change. Your call.
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11-19-2008, 05:45 PM | #8 (permalink) |
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You know, maybe men and women really are different, or maybe it's just me, but I have never been so horny I couldn't wait until I got home....I personally would go back to work and give yourself a treat when you get home.
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11-19-2008, 07:55 PM | #10 (permalink) | |
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When we don't get laid, it can be downright torturous.
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11-19-2008, 08:37 PM | #12 (permalink) | |
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11-19-2008, 10:22 PM | #13 (permalink) | |
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11-20-2008, 12:08 AM | #14 (permalink) | |
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Hey I was a boy scout and I'm like steve erwin and bear grylls love child LOL. I might be useful on a desert island. Just don't drop the coconut.
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11-20-2008, 01:37 AM | #15 (permalink) | |
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this just had to be said... i cant believe you a cucumber fleshlight
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11-20-2008, 01:51 AM | #16 (permalink) |
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I'm not sure I've ever been quite so horny as to have to ask if I should leave my job to go do something about it. I guess my question is whether or not this guy has some sort of stable of women at his house waiting for him, 'cause I see no other excuse to not be able to A) wait to get home or B) go to the pot and take a shot.
There, that's my masturbation phrase for the thread. Thank you and good night.
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11-20-2008, 03:24 AM | #17 (permalink) |
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ROFL. I assume you meant made one. I'll say it more explicitly: I have not fucked anything mentioned in my posts! I didn't even do the jar of jelly, but I was curious since my high school buds raved on it so much. Hahaha!
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