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Cynthetiq · 10-19-2009, 07:46 PM

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Vulva Portrait Pendant- mature

Description Celebrate your own beauty.

Each piece is an original, one of a kind hand sculpted image of its owner to remind her that regardless of what the world and the people in it may tell her: she is beautiful.

After purchasing you can e-mail 2-3 photos of your Yoni to: VulvaLoveLovely [!at] Gmail.com. Please include chain choice: Antique copper or gunmetal (shown in the final photo) in the 'message to seller' section at checkout.

The pendant on this necklace will measure about 1.6" x 1" and will be hung on a 17.5" chain. Each pendant will be coated in a protective satin glaze.

If you are not comfortable sending pictures you also have to option of sending me a description of your Yoni.

In your description please include:
*The shape of your inner and outer labia
*colors
*how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia
*how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily?

*If no photo or description is sent you will receive one of our beautiful flesh-toned Vulva pendants*

I found this to be a little thing and thought, I don't think I want to have any of my genitalia reproduced anywhere. I'm fine with it just in my pants.

anyone else have any interest?

Plan9 · 10-19-2009, 07:50 PM

No, but I recognize number 4!

...

My god, that's disgusting jewelry.

They're like evil neck cookies.

Where's the matching cock belt buckle?

Willravel · 10-19-2009, 07:58 PM

No neck is strong enough.

Punk.of.Ages · 10-19-2009, 08:05 PM

I totally thought this was going to be a thread about cock piercings...
_____

My dick would make an awesome belt buckle, I think.

wooÐs · 10-19-2009, 08:08 PM

Maybe on a Sterling Silver omega chain...

Plan9 · 10-19-2009, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Willravel

No neck is strong enough.

For your pussy?

j/k

wooÐs · 10-19-2009, 10:35 PM

I found this thread so interesting, that I sent the info to my irl friends.
Who knew you could be completely done with Christmas shopping in October?

5stars.

Craven Morehead · 10-20-2009, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

No, but I recognize number 4!

right out loud!!!!

Baraka_Guru · 10-20-2009, 06:04 AM

Great, another reason to stare at women's chests....

* * * * *

This reeks of Girl Power fail, almost to the amplitude of Beyoncé's work. But only because it's so clumsily overt.

* * * * *

Why do I want to name them the Amulets of Vag?

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I think these might work if they were edible. Maybe make them bubble gum or white chocolate.

Glory's Sun · 10-20-2009, 06:18 AM

if you need one of these to remind yourself that you're beautiful.. you have some deep rooted problems that a vulva chain isn't going to cure.

Plan9 · 10-20-2009, 06:27 AM

I can't wait to see a gangstra rap video star with one of these on a platinum chain.

"Bling bling with the vag vag, mother fucka!"

wooÐs · 10-20-2009, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru

Maybe make them bubble gum or white chocolate.

Pft.
Racist.

Baraka_Guru · 10-20-2009, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

I can't wait to see a gangstra rap video star with one of these on a platinum chain.

"Bling bling with the vag vag, mother fucka!"

"I got a fist fulla fiddies, an' punani's on da chain!"

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Originally Posted by wooÐs

Pft.
Racist.

Personally, I like my chocolate like I like my women: dark and full of nuts.

Glory's Sun · 10-20-2009, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru

"I got a fist fulla fiddies, an' punani's on da chain!"

please. don't do that again.

Plan9 · 10-20-2009, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by guccilvr

please. don't do that again.

No, I insist. He could be the next Ali G. His education + sweet flow = $$$.

And he could buy you all the "neckcunt" your little heart desires.

...

"Throatslot."

"Gashgorget."

Damn, I'm on a roll!

Baraka_Guru · 10-20-2009, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

And he could buy you all the "neckcunt" your little heart desires.

...

"Throatslot."

"Gashgorget."

Damn, I'm on a roll!

I was going to go for "neckpie."

Plan9 · 10-20-2009, 07:26 AM

"Gorget" is like a twenty dollar word, though. I'm especially proud of that epithet.

I can't believe my rudimentary knowledge of medieval armor came into play here.

wooÐs · 10-20-2009, 07:27 AM

There's a joke here somewhere about a pearl necklace...

seamaiden · 10-20-2009, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Willravel

No neck is strong enough.

Hehehe...little full of yourself there aren't you, or I guess maybe it's your partners who are full of you.

Oh...and no, I wouldn't want one.

Plan9 · 10-20-2009, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by wooÐs

There's a joke here somewhere about a pearl necklace...

Yeah, but those are free at the cost of a little handling of the delivery mechanism.

Strange Famous · 10-21-2009, 10:07 AM

Thats one of the strangest things Ive ever seen.

Shunyata34 · 10-21-2009, 02:12 PM

I thought this thread was going to be totally different. I was going to say no cock piercing, but have thought about the nipple.

Those things do nothing to flatter a person!! Wow the look kinda knarly!

10-19-2009, 07:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	No, but I recognize number 4! ... My god, that's disgusting jewelry. They're like evil neck cookies. Where's the matching cock belt buckle? __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

10-19-2009, 08:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
Punk.of.Ages Forming Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.	I totally thought this was going to be a thread about cock piercings... _____ My dick would make an awesome belt buckle, I think. __________________ "The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager "Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

10-20-2009, 06:04 AM	#9 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	Great, another reason to stare at women's chests.... * * * * * This reeks of Girl Power fail, almost to the amplitude of Beyoncé's work. But only because it's so clumsily overt. * * * * * Why do I want to name them the Amulets of Vag? * * * * * I think these might work if they were edible. Maybe make them bubble gum or white chocolate. __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot Last edited by Baraka_Guru; 10-20-2009 at 06:08 AM..

10-20-2009, 06:27 AM	#11 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I can't wait to see a gangstra rap video star with one of these on a platinum chain. "Bling bling with the vag vag, mother fucka!" __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

10-20-2009, 07:26 AM	#17 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	"Gorget" is like a twenty dollar word, though. I'm especially proud of that epithet. I can't believe my rudimentary knowledge of medieval armor came into play here. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

10-19-2009, 07:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	No neck is strong enough.

10-19-2009, 08:08 PM	#5 (permalink)
wooÐs Sitting in a tree Location: Atlanta	Maybe on a Sterling Silver omega chain...

10-19-2009, 10:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
wooÐs Sitting in a tree Location: Atlanta	I found this thread so interesting, that I sent the info to my irl friends. Who knew you could be completely done with Christmas shopping in October? 5stars.

10-20-2009, 06:18 AM	#10 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	if you need one of these to remind yourself that you're beautiful.. you have some deep rooted problems that a vulva chain isn't going to cure.

10-20-2009, 07:27 AM	#18 (permalink)
wooÐs Sitting in a tree Location: Atlanta	There's a joke here somewhere about a pearl necklace...

10-21-2009, 10:07 AM	#21 (permalink)
Strange Famous follower of the child's crusade?	Thats one of the strangest things Ive ever seen. __________________ "Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate, for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain without being uncovered." The Gospel of Thomas

10-21-2009, 02:12 PM	#22 (permalink)
Shunyata34 Upright Location: Washington State	I thought this thread was going to be totally different. I was going to say no cock piercing, but have thought about the nipple. Those things do nothing to flatter a person!! Wow the look kinda knarly!