01-20-2010, 10:05 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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Enema's scare me. Don't do it! Just eat prunes, or drink prune juice! it'll help. And its a natural way.
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01-21-2010, 07:44 PM | #7 (permalink) |
The sky calls to us ...
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Go to your local pharmacy and get a Fleet Enema. They also make Fleet Extra, which is 70% bigger. Bring it up to the counter and buy it, it's not like they're going to judge you for it. Go home, get on your hands and knees, bend forward with your head almost to the floor, insert, and squeeze. It will feel weird at first, but give it 30 seconds and it will be time for it to all come back out. If you want to make sure there's nothing left in there, Fleet sells 2-packs or you can refill yours wit warm water and use it another time or two.
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01-22-2010, 09:59 AM | #10 (permalink) |
Asshole
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I heard my name.
Yeah, I'm anal and I'm a douche. Pretty much saw that one coming. You guys need better material. Carry on.
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01-22-2010, 11:10 AM | #11 (permalink) |
Please touch this.
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I saw that Jazz had the latest reply to this thread, so I was hesitant to look. I am glad to know it was in response to a vague (yet accurate) reference and not him actually giving advice.
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01-22-2010, 05:47 PM | #14 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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MSD's suggestion is disposable. Get one of these and you can use it over and over...
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01-24-2010, 09:32 AM | #15 (permalink) |
The sky calls to us ...
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On Something Awful, porn producer Kevin Moore has a Q/A thread. People asked what porn stars do to clean up before anal scenes. They also don't eat after noon the day before. Americans go the enema route, European girls tend to use a "personal cleansing" shower head attachment. I've learned a lot from that guy.
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