Oh, the stuff some people at TFP do when they're really bored? Gotcha.

It's amazing how much stuff is available online with minimal searching.

I just found out you are a 42 year old female with two cats and five dogs, no children. You like coloring books and you are a Libra.

That's just from one Google search.

My username is Plan9, not Woods.

He checks out.

Well...how did it go?

Well, I first showed her around the house, then we went on with playing games, then movies, then went back to my room to chill and talk. Little as she knows, i had planned ahead and setup a little scavenger hunt for her first time, and she did alright. At the end, she found the gift I had hidden for her and then yeah..... lol

Oh snap!

...and then yeah....WHAT?!?!?!

tell me something..was it hidden in your pants??

there's no way i'd set up a scavenger hunt for a partner unless i'd hidden in my pants. just sayin.

Really Dlish? I would, hell I'd do it so it's set up specifically for her some time when I won't be able to be there so it's a bit of a stand-in.

Right on...

You chilled out a bit and didn't try too hard or stress yourself about it. This is what you should always do. Glad it worked out.

Shadow, you're older than chickenmuffin and a lot more experienced in the ways of the world. but if i was still a young chicken and raging with hormones and a new girlfriend, hell yeah id hide it in my pants...then id play hotter or colder.

Don't leave us hanging. The gift was your penis, right?

Lol No, the gift was a special jewelry with meaning to it. We then proceeded to make out and then I went down on her for the first time. It didn't work out as great because i was inexperienced at the time.

The only cure for that is time and good communication with your lady, because every girl is going to be at least a little bit different.

Also, not to make you too paranoid or imply anything regarding anyone's hygiene, but remember that (hopefully not too strong) smell when you went down on her? Other people can smell that too when you're done.

practice little muffin. practice.