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Old 10-31-2010, 08:35 PM   #41 (permalink)
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You are the master. I bow to your greatness.
Long lick The Pussy!
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Old 10-31-2010, 09:30 PM   #42 (permalink)
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If you were sharing my bed, NOT EATING PUSSY might be hazardous to the duration of the relationship.

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Old 10-31-2010, 10:13 PM   #43 (permalink)
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You are the master. I bow to your greatness.

I think we can even get Halx to muster an "Amen" for that one.
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Old 10-31-2010, 11:51 PM   #44 (permalink)
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You are the master. I bow to your greatness.
I agree with the madman......never been expressed so, so..... well, if you were a recruiter, I would be first recruit in the pussy eating army...
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Old 11-02-2010, 06:02 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Its only unhealthy if you forget to come up for air. Though, death by pussy doesn't REALLY sound all that bad.
I have GOT to stop drinking soda when I read these posts! It burns!

But I agree, monkie, what a way to go!
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Old 11-03-2010, 10:59 AM   #46 (permalink)
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My toddler is into Thomas the Train. His favorite train is Percy. He will tell anyone how much he likes Percy. He has trouble with his "R"s. It can be embarrassing taking him in public.
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Old 11-03-2010, 11:12 AM   #47 (permalink)
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Cimarron, I just went from thinking "goddammit, he posted this in the wrong damn thread, and I'm going to have to move it over and it will be a pain in the ass and he's a pain in the ass and I haven't had enough sleep and I really think in run-on sentences" to laughing at my desk.

Thanks.
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Old 11-03-2010, 11:22 AM   #48 (permalink)
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This thread makes me hungry.
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Old 11-03-2010, 11:35 AM   #49 (permalink)
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Eating pussy can be very unhealthy when you talk your timid girlfriend into her bosses office for a go around and mid snack the phone rings, she jumps and those walnut cracking thighs of hers wrench your neck sideways and leave you with agonizing neck pains for the better part of the next two weeks.

Otherwise dive in and enjoy.
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Old 11-03-2010, 02:16 PM   #50 (permalink)
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You know you don't actually eat it.

Just sayin......
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Old 11-03-2010, 02:20 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Baste with vigor and serve before main course?

yeah I got nuthin'
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Old 11-03-2010, 06:15 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Old 11-04-2010, 03:20 AM   #53 (permalink)
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Your question is very reasonable. At times when it is not healthy, she would tell you not to eat them

Personally I don't get to eat them. I haven't given up.

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exactly! I have found that most men are motivated to go for the O...and most women are so wanting to stay in the foreplay. Its one of the reasons I so loved being with women...

but then along comes a man who knows ....
Great for ya!

I love Fore Play. But once in the main event, the O hits fast! Stop Listen Go helps. However doesn't stay as much as I would want it to. I know the cause: Lack of practice!? And Lack of fitness.
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Old 11-04-2010, 01:28 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Old 11-04-2010, 06:57 PM   #55 (permalink)
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On a related note, it might be dangerous after all.....

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I think I'd take my chances with a slit throat.
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Old 11-04-2010, 08:23 PM   #56 (permalink)
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...like a flower uplifted beneath the rain...
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Old 11-04-2010, 08:42 PM   #57 (permalink)
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I think I'd take my chances with a slit throat.
How Nekromantik!
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Old 11-05-2010, 02:28 PM   #58 (permalink)
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If I gave up bacon, french fries, fast food, pizza, fried food, soda, icecream, and eating pussy I would live to be 100 if I didn't kill myself inside of five years.
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Old 11-06-2010, 08:42 PM   #59 (permalink)
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I've eaten a lot of pussy and never got sick. My motto is, "If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin', if it smells like trout get the fuck out."
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Old 11-06-2010, 10:47 PM   #60 (permalink)
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You are the master. I bow to your greatness.
here, let me fix that for you....


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You are the master. I blow to your greatness.
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Old 11-06-2010, 11:12 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Don't you have some more sweaty shirtless pictures to take, Fablish?
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Old 11-06-2010, 11:41 PM   #62 (permalink)
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sadly on the 20km and the 6km runs i did this weekend, i had no camera. will make sure to have some for you this weekend. topless or in a dish-dash and robes?

i think that we're deflecting from the topic here 9er. Im flying she-lish out soon so i can test muffins theory. have to wait till xmas eve before i have the results back.

shadow, ive given up on a few of those things in your list, except the last one. still alive and kickin'!
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Old 11-08-2010, 03:52 PM   #63 (permalink)
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well after "all" these years i would say... no.... some smell better than others. lol
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:52 AM   #64 (permalink)
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I wish it came in a can.
Hmmm...now that would make for an interesting c-ration.

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You know you don't actually eat it.

Just sayin......
Try it with fava beans and a nice chianti. Oh...wait...that's liver. Never mind.
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Old 11-16-2010, 08:32 PM   #65 (permalink)
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I've eaten a lot of pussy and never got sick. My motto is, "If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin', if it smells like trout get the fuck out."
lol ummm i dont want the pink taco tasting like chicken and definately dont want it smelling like trout. :P

And to the OP, with any act...there are risks. If its clean literally and figuratively then your good obviously.
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Old 11-17-2010, 02:09 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Now I have no actual proof to back this up, and personally I am not sure what to think about it, but I was told yesterday that oral sex may lead to throat cancer.

Granted everything is said to give you cancer, but because of the high probability of contracting HPV, and HPV is definitely linked to cancer, going down on someone may give you throat cancer.

Do with it what you will...
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Old 11-17-2010, 03:56 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Now I have no actual proof to back this up, and personally I am not sure what to think about it, but I was told yesterday that oral sex may lead to throat cancer.

Granted everything is said to give you cancer, but because of the high probability of contracting HPV, and HPV is definitely linked to cancer, going down on someone may give you throat cancer.

Do with it what you will...
I posted a link to an article talking about this earlier in the thread. :P
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