chelle21689

I'm curious to know how many guys out there have tried it and like it better than the 'original' way lol. I've recently tried this and my bf says he likes it a little better. Is tightness the only reason?

FlatLand Flyer

Tried it a couple times. I prefer the traditional method.

DRP976

I like both.

If i had to choose just one, ill pick the cooch.

Plan9

If I was your boyfriend? I'd just have to say that I'm lying to you and I like doing it because all the kool kidz are doing it.

Here's the thing: I think the fantasy of anal sex is what makes it awesome for most dudes. Taboo, novelty, rarity, dominance, etc.

The reality of anal sex is what stops some dudes from doing it again. Some guys realize they have the same hole. Oh snap!

Some girls are genuinely into it. All but one of the girls I've been with that liked it were capable of achieving orgasm from it.

As much as I love plumbing the alternate love canal, it doesn't really do much for me if my partner is checking her nails as I thrust.

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I'm not a scientist, but I'm pretty sure the female orifice designed for intercourse is the one that most men prefer.

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And this brings up another topic:

How does the attractiveness of a person make their body fluids more acceptable?

My coworkers are firm with, "It's okay if a hot chick pees on me. But not an ugly one."

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levite

Well, I like both, but it depends on my mood. I mean, there's never anything wrong with feeding the kitty some sausage, but sometimes I just gotta have me some buttsex. It's tighter, sure, but somehow it just feels...naughtier. It's dirty in a very good way. I dunno if I can really describe it in a way that does it justice....

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Plan9

Sure you can. You're the master of prurient prose!

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levite

Challenge...accepted!

And to go the extra mile, I will make the attempt to describe the excellence of buttsex in the form of...a double haiku!


*pauses, considers word choice, clears throat*


squelchy:
sauna-hot ass grip,
oily bodies, sweaty feelings, and
the moans, high

gasping,
so wrong, so right, why?
taboo excites...in England we'd be
buggering


*bows*

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Plan9

You, sir, have not only earned a beer... but you can have sex with my wife.*

* Just, if you would, let her new husband know about it first, huh?

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As usual, Levite nails it: She's letting you do what you want and it's so good.

It's like pizza for breakfast. It's like beer for lunch. It's a rare treat. Perhaps a reward.

But like all sex fads, it'll come and go. Me? I'm on the fucking-edge with this armpit sex.

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fresnelly

It's mostly psychological. The Vagina is more resilient so you can go harder with less worry of damage too.

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purplelirpa

This is very, very true.

Story time:

I once thought it would be a great idea to try anal while using a vibrator in my vagina. Bad thing is, the guy was about 8.5 inches long and I wasn't using lube. He asked me a few times if we'd need it and I figured we'd just push our way through.

The vibrator prevented me from registering the pain of my asshole ripping a few times during that 15 minutes of wild thrusting. 4 anal fissures and 1 hospital trip later, I was shitting blood for 4 weeks.

The anus is not resilient at all to that sort of thing! So, for any anal story, I say, "Always, always, always use lube!"

curiousbear

Purplelirpa, thanks for sharing that painful story ... Knowledge is good

purplelirpa

No prob! I will try to spare as many people as I can the joy of having anal fissures.

kutulu

It's been a while and I've only done it drunk but I don't care about it, the vag is best by far. The feeling is different though. From what I remember, it's dry inside so you need lots of lube. Yes its tighter but it's more like fucking a napkin ring than a pussy. You'll feel the tightness along where the sphincter is relative to your cock. In the vag it's wetter, softer, and you can feel it all the way in.

The thing that really kills it for me is that once you enter, you need to finish there. I like being able to switch positions, giving each other some oral throughout the experience. You can't do that once you've gone there.

Jinn

Designed?

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Plan9

Yeah, designed. It's in the book that you wrote for me back in 2008.

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Calypso15

That's a lot of food for thought. Not sure I ever want to do that!

Plan9

Don't knock it 'til you've hit it.

It can be a lot of fun.

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Willravel

Rear's tighter but vag's better.

Xerxys

I knew cromps was setting some one up to walk into that one!

P.S. I love giving anal. It's fun!

Plan9

Meh, tighter depends on the subject.

I've had a few girls where the love glove was like sliding into a bench vise. If I wasn't pushing in, it was almost spitting me out.

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As discussed elsewhere, I see the huge increase in this activity as part of the anything-everything porn sex = real sex fad that is going on right now.

I can't tell if that trend is good or not, but I'm definitely willing to test it out.

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Seaver

The vagina feels MUCH better.

That being said... there's not one woman I've had sex with that I haven't wanted to put in her butt.

It's partially taboo, it's partially a different "treat" sensation, it's partially wondering if she'll let me, and a whole lot of planting my proverbial flag so after we're over I can still say to myself "yeah... I still put it in her ass."

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Tusko

love putting it in butts.