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Old 12-06-2010, 08:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Men, if you could suck your own dick, would you?

I will be honest.

If I could suck my own dick, I would suck it daily but I would now swallow. :-)
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Old 12-06-2010, 10:08 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I will be honest.

If I could suck my own dick, I would suck it daily but I would now swallow. :-)
You would NOW swallow? So in the past you wouldn't have?

I don't think it would be any different from any other sort of masturbation, surely?
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Old 12-06-2010, 10:57 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Not a man, but I remember seeing a clip from an old porno movie of a very young and thin Ron Jeremy doing just that.

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Old 12-06-2010, 11:06 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I'd never be able to leave the house.
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Old 12-06-2010, 11:30 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 12-06-2010, 11:35 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Ah, the old roll-back stretch (which used to be a common stretch for your lower back/hamstrings). Back in my running days, there was a guy that trained with us that said he could do it. Based on his stretching/flexibility, it wasn't hard to believe. Now, most of us thought he was full of shit in general, but on this specific thing there was some doubt. He said he didn't do it much because doing to yourself didn't feel like a "real" blowjob.

He never mentioned if he swallowed or not. I can't believe we never asked him, in retrospect.

I'm just not flexible enough to even try. If I could, I'm sure that it would happen sooner or later, but I doubt it would be an every day thing. Too much of a production and impossible to watch/read something while you're doing it.
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Old 12-06-2010, 11:40 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 12-06-2010, 12:32 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I don't know, I guess I'd try it if the mood hit me right but it doesn't seem like it would be anywhere near the same as getting head from girl, just like masturbation is on a completely different level from getting a hand job....it would be uncomfortable, like Jazz wrote you can't watch/read anything and I'm not sure I'd really get off on having a cock (even if it was my own) in my mouth, it might just be too weird.

It just seems like its way to much trouble to bother with on a regular basis when I can just kick back on the sofa and rub one out in style and comfort.
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Old 12-06-2010, 01:03 PM   #9 (permalink)
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the problem i see with it is the mixed messages this certain action brings about.

if you would suck your own dick, does that make you gay? straight? in the middle? or is having your own cock in your mouth deemed acceptable hetro thing to do?

no i would not suck my own dick.
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Old 12-06-2010, 01:37 PM   #10 (permalink)
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if you would suck your own dick, does that make you gay? straight? in the middle? or is having your own cock in your mouth deemed acceptable hetro thing to do?
You know what? If you can comfortably blow yourself, that just invalidates all arguments. Gay, straight, bi...if you can schlurp your own wang without cracking a vertebra, all the categories are just dust in the wind....
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Old 12-06-2010, 01:44 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I did this a couple of times around the age of 12 or 13. It wasn't "sexual" at the time, it was more a feat of conquering physiology. Frankly, it was too uncomfortable to get any sort of pleasure, which is why it was only two or three times. If I recall, it was like an inch deep or so.
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Old 12-06-2010, 02:15 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I don't know that it would be worth the trouble. The only way to make it really good would be to get really good at sucking dick, and there's at least a couple dozen other things I'd rather practice...
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Old 12-06-2010, 04:18 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Well, I'd have to try it. I'm as straight as can be, but I'd have to try it on the principle of "I'll try just about anything once." I doubt it would replace any part of my sex life; I'm completely fulfilled with my wife. But I'd have to know what it was like.
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Old 12-06-2010, 04:54 PM   #14 (permalink)
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If I'm alone my hand works better.

I wonder if you could build a tube that would let you suck on it without bending in half?
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Old 12-06-2010, 05:00 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Why does a guy stroke his cock?

To get off. And by doing so, does that mean you like to feel a cock in your hand and you want to jerk another guy off? Maybe, but probably not.

If a guy could suck his own dick. Why would he?

To get off. You would do it because you can and you know what feels good.

I saw this once in a porno. I have to say....it was extremely hot.

What I wanna know is if you guys could do that, how on earth would you boys hold down a job, go to school, buy food, eat food, men would starve to death (cept for the high protien content you would be consuming) Then again, that would only be true for the guys who swallow...SEE? OMG....who would want to leave the house? Us girls would miss you all SOOO much !!

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Old 12-06-2010, 05:04 PM   #16 (permalink)
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You know what? If you can comfortably blow yourself, that just invalidates all arguments. Gay, straight, bi...if you can schlurp your own wang without cracking a vertebra, all the categories are just dust in the wind....
This really could call into question John Donne's idea that "No man is an island..." You could be the perfect closed system.
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Old 12-06-2010, 05:13 PM   #17 (permalink)
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If I could I would.... I don't think it's any more gay than using your own hands on yourself.
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Old 12-06-2010, 05:56 PM   #18 (permalink)
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My man said (after a surprising amount of thought), "no, because I wouldn't want to deal with the cum." Then I asked if I could quote him and he said yes.
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Old 12-06-2010, 06:26 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 12-06-2010, 06:38 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 12-06-2010, 06:41 PM   #21 (permalink)
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If my penis was like, on my wrist, then yes. Otherwise, meh, too much trouble to go to just for sexual pleasure. So no. And for those that said that they would, how about 69-ing with other men? Mutual if you ask me.
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Old 12-06-2010, 06:49 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Chasing Amy and The Twisted Sexual Mind Fuck>>> Now THATS a thread right there..
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Old 12-06-2010, 08:47 PM   #23 (permalink)
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No, because I'd worry about breaking my neck in the process. I don't need my family coming over because they haven't heard from me in a while and encountering my autofellating corpse.
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Old 12-06-2010, 09:11 PM   #24 (permalink)
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No, because I'd worry about breaking my neck in the process. I don't need my family coming over because they haven't heard from me in a while and encountering my autofellating corpse.
isn't it, self-flagellation ...erm, wait, that's ...

what were we talking about?
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Old 12-07-2010, 07:08 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I will be honest.

If I could suck my own dick, I would suck it daily but I would now swallow. :-)
I would NOT swallow. Sorry, typo
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Old 12-07-2010, 07:36 AM   #26 (permalink)
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No, because I'd worry about breaking my neck in the process. I don't need my family coming over because they haven't heard from me in a while and encountering my autofellating corpse.
ROFL!
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Old 12-07-2010, 08:25 AM   #27 (permalink)
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If I could comfortably yes I would. My cock, my hands, my mouth - I have no issues with that
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Old 12-07-2010, 09:10 AM   #28 (permalink)
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I tried to stick my dick in my own asshole once. The head was long enough to reach, but there's no way it was going in at that angle.
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Old 12-07-2010, 09:26 AM   #29 (permalink)
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My man said (after a surprising amount of thought), "no, because I wouldn't want to deal with the cum."....
Just think, he could find out how enjoyable a facial is.
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Old 12-07-2010, 09:42 AM   #30 (permalink)
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There once was aman from nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it.he said with a grin as he wiped of his chin"if my ear was a pussy i'd f--k it"
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Old 12-07-2010, 09:54 AM   #31 (permalink)
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There isn't much I won't try once, though sex is way more fun as a team sport.
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Old 12-07-2010, 01:27 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I don't believe any man who says they wouldn't. Of course they would if they could. Every now and then I have a dream where I can do this. And in the dream I'm always wondering why I haven't done this before. Sadly I awake to cold reality...
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Old 12-07-2010, 02:39 PM   #33 (permalink)
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I don't believe any man who says they wouldn't. Of course they would if they could. Every now and then I have a dream where I can do this. And in the dream I'm always wondering why I haven't done this before. Sadly I awake to cold reality...
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Old 12-07-2010, 10:24 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Exactly.

I would do both. I mean what's the difference, most of us have kissed a woman who has just swallowed for us and kissed her. The more adventurous of us have even licked our own cum off her body.
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Old 12-08-2010, 01:53 AM   #35 (permalink)
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I don't know if I'd do it all that much (assuming that I could) It certainly doesn't look all that enticing.

And besides the tongue would be on the wrong side.
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Old 12-08-2010, 03:45 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 12-08-2010, 03:57 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 12-08-2010, 07:07 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Yes I used to be able to for years when I was younger. I was circus level flexible. It's nowhere near the same as getting a BJ from a nice girl though, trust me. In fact, its more boring than using your hand.
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Old 12-09-2010, 03:39 AM   #39 (permalink)
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I would like to try. And I would swallow. But....I think I would end up in the hospital.
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Old 12-09-2010, 03:55 AM   #40 (permalink)
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errr...why would you end up in the hospital if you swallowed?
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