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T[H]e [M]ayhem · 07-20-2003, 04:50 PM

bf1942 is if not better than sex.

BlazeFrost02 · 07-20-2003, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by T[H]e [M]ayhem
bf1942 is if not better than sex.

MrCubanmafia · 07-20-2003, 05:18 PM

Haha. Battlefield 1942 is better than sex.... I couldn't tell you. I would have to do both and get back to you.

sub zero · 07-20-2003, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by MrCubanmafia
Haha. Battlefield 1942 is better than sex.... I couldn't tell you. I would have to do both and get back to you.

I take it you meant "do both at the same time."

And in that case...

AHAHAHAHAHAH

chavos · 07-20-2003, 09:32 PM

Exactly. It's just like Angelina Jolie's question to Nick Cage in "Gone in 60 Seconds." Which is better, stealing cars or sex? The answer is of course to have sex while stealing cars....

MrCubanmafia · 07-20-2003, 09:46 PM

Yea, but I don't want to tell her to move because shes blocking the computer screen. Thats just not kosher.

Slims · 07-20-2003, 11:02 PM

I got bored of BF 1942 after about five hours. I am still not bored of sex.

MacGnG · 07-20-2003, 11:03 PM

if a chick is naked and im on my computer, i hope she smacks the fuck out of me so i get up and fuck her!

crow_daw · 07-21-2003, 12:10 AM

I've never played BF1942.........................................im so alone.

platypus · 07-21-2003, 06:17 AM

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Originally posted by MrCubanmafia
Yea, but I don't want to tell her to move because shes blocking the computer screen. Thats just not kosher.

You do it doggy style with your (other) joystick resting on her back.

Leviathan[NCV] · 07-21-2003, 07:13 AM

Or, you can just have her underneath your desk. Got that once playing CS, really hard to play because you keep closing your eyes.

GunslingerCold · 07-22-2003, 06:47 PM

Leviathon, very well done on that. I think itd be pretty hard to convice a girl to do that.

Sirian · 07-22-2003, 06:56 PM

Well if you die when you are recieving some "attention", no one you are playing with would believe you.

numist · 07-22-2003, 09:50 PM

Greg700, did you have sex for 5 hours though?

maybe youd get bored then..... :P

pixelbend · 07-23-2003, 02:04 PM

5 hours of sex probably would get boring, but if you inserted strategic breaks...

MacGnG · 07-23-2003, 07:49 PM

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Originally posted by Sirian
Well if you die when you are recieving some "attention", no one you are playing with would believe you.

"You've Lost The Match!"
'Come on. HEAD shot! seriously!...'

07-20-2003, 04:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
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07-20-2003, 11:02 PM	#8 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	I got bored of BF 1942 after about five hours. I am still not bored of sex. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

07-21-2003, 12:10 AM	#10 (permalink)
crow_daw Idolator Location: Vol Country	I've never played BF1942.........................................im so alone. __________________ "We each have a star, all we have to do is find it. Once you do, everyone who sees it will be blinded." - Earl Simmons

07-23-2003, 02:04 PM	#16 (permalink)
pixelbend Too hot in the hot tub!	5 hours of sex probably would get boring, but if you inserted strategic breaks... __________________ But I don't want ANY Spam!

07-20-2003, 04:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
T[H]e [M]ayhem Upright Location: California	bf1942 is if not better than sex.

07-20-2003, 05:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
MrCubanmafia Upright	Haha. Battlefield 1942 is better than sex.... I couldn't tell you. I would have to do both and get back to you.

07-20-2003, 09:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
chavos Banned Location: St. Paul, MN	Exactly. It's just like Angelina Jolie's question to Nick Cage in "Gone in 60 Seconds." Which is better, stealing cars or sex? The answer is of course to have sex while stealing cars....

07-20-2003, 09:46 PM	#7 (permalink)
MrCubanmafia Upright	Yea, but I don't want to tell her to move because shes blocking the computer screen. Thats just not kosher.

07-20-2003, 11:03 PM	#9 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	if a chick is naked and im on my computer, i hope she smacks the fuck out of me so i get up and fuck her!

07-21-2003, 07:13 AM	#12 (permalink)
Leviathan[NCV] Well... Location: afk	Or, you can just have her underneath your desk. Got that once playing CS, really hard to play because you keep closing your eyes.

07-22-2003, 06:47 PM	#13 (permalink)
GunslingerCold Banned Location: IL	Leviathon, very well done on that. I think itd be pretty hard to convice a girl to do that.

07-22-2003, 06:56 PM	#14 (permalink)
Sirian Upright	Well if you die when you are recieving some "attention", no one you are playing with would believe you.

07-22-2003, 09:50 PM	#15 (permalink)
numist Banned Location: UCSD, 510.49 miles from my love	Greg700, did you have sex for 5 hours though? maybe youd get bored then..... :P