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Old 09-29-2003, 11:00 AM   #1 (permalink)
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MASTURBATION

how often?
when was the last time?
ever been cought?


when i was single i was good for at least once/twice a day!

a few days ago!

came close to getting cought a time or two but luckily never been seen squeezing one off!
 
Old 09-29-2003, 01:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Location: New Jersey
3 times a day.
10 mins ago.
Almost. I was using my Fleshlight last night and my rents came up the stairs. I got the door closed just in time because we have a mirror and they could have easily seen me.
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Old 09-29-2003, 01:25 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Location: Bradford, UK
im trying to avoid it for a week, once almost caught by my grandpa!
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Old 09-29-2003, 02:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Location: Virginia
depends on how much time i have(dorm room with roomate usually there so not as much as i'd like)
avrg 2 times a day(been up to six when left to my own devices)
today at 1:00
got caught by my mom ......."I'm changing clothes here!"
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Old 09-29-2003, 02:42 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Location: oregon
once or twice a day
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Old 09-29-2003, 02:50 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Location: Southern California
Lately, once a day....
Four hours ago
I can't remember if I've ever been caught. Probably, I've just blocked it from my memory
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Old 09-29-2003, 03:24 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Location: Chitown!!
once a day, usually. sometimes twice, should the need "arise"
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Old 09-29-2003, 03:44 PM   #8 (permalink)
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hahahahaha

Quote:
Originally posted by mattevil

got caught by my mom ......."I'm changing clothes here!"
nice recovery!
i think i would just freeze and be caught with my dick in hand!
 
Old 09-29-2003, 04:09 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Location: earth
3-5 times a week
about 10 hours ago...
yes, by my stepfather, was about 14 at the time. he just complained about the location i was at...the livingroom. hey it was the only place with a vcr in the house. for xmas i got my own vcr
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Old 09-29-2003, 04:41 PM   #10 (permalink)
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4-5 times a week
6 hours ago.

Probably caught by college roommates but they never said anything so I can't be sure. I had my back to them.
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Old 09-29-2003, 05:22 PM   #11 (permalink)
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4-5 times a week.... 5 hours ago

Never been caught Masturbating, but i've been caught watching porn.. dunno if my parents made the connection though lol
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Old 09-29-2003, 05:57 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Location: ball
once a day. yesterday. twice, both in college when people would just burst into my room, needless to say they never did it again. lots and lots of close calls. i am the lady of the lake, i have a right to cover my face.
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Old 09-29-2003, 06:40 PM   #13 (permalink)
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You don't want to know how many times in a day.
It's been a day
Never been caught.
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Old 09-29-2003, 06:46 PM   #14 (permalink)
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About every other day.

I once got caught by my boyfriend, but it turned out to be a good thing.
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Old 09-29-2003, 11:04 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Location: CA
usually once a day... haven't really felt like it lately so it's been 4 or 5 days.
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Old 09-29-2003, 11:11 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Location: louisiana
Every other day usually.

Yesterday.

Almost got caught by my grandmother once.
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Old 09-29-2003, 11:13 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Location: San Diego
Few times a week (It would be more if I wasn't living in a dorm)

Sometime last week...so sad

Never been caught, but my mom almost did once.
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Old 09-29-2003, 11:35 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Location: Earth
a few times a week maybe
um 2 days ago
never been caught
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Old 09-30-2003, 02:03 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Location: NJ
On occassion 3 times a day, sometimes every few days , usually once a day. Well, depends on the time of the month really

A few hours ago

Hmm, might have been caught once when I was a young lass during a sleepover party lol... Usually i can am dead quiet but I got a little too into it one night and let some ecstacy escape my lips! =X
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Old 09-30-2003, 03:44 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?
I haven't wanked in 5 days, but I've had sex twice so that kinda makes things different. Never been caught
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Old 09-30-2003, 05:24 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Location: On the edge of sanity
Used to do it three times a day.

Yesterday.

Was caught once, by my brother. I was using an electric shoe polisher. The buffer attachment felt quite nice on my cock. Forgot to lock the bathroom door. Brother walks in, I'm half naked and quickly grab a shoe to make like I'm polishing my shoes. Yeah, right. Made damn sure the door was locked after that!
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Old 09-30-2003, 09:45 AM   #22 (permalink)
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NICE!!!

Quote:
Originally posted by brian1975
...yes, by my stepfather, was about 14 at the time. he just complained about the location i was at...the livingroom. hey it was the only place with a vcr in the house. for xmas i got my own vcr
did they give you any good tapes to go with it?lol
 
Old 09-30-2003, 01:08 PM   #23 (permalink)
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a few times a week.
yesterday
and no
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Old 09-30-2003, 01:32 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Location: San Diego
2 or 3 times a day
Last night
Never caught, although there have been some close calls
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Old 09-30-2003, 01:33 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Location: Salt Lake City
2 times a day normally
day before yesterday, I deffinately need to do it today though i'm like a freaking kid going through puberty all day at work.

probably by room mates, I did accidentally fall asleep after with a porno on my chest and my mom unlocked my door and saw that and a blanket just over my groin area, she was PISSED. (parents=Mormon).
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Old 09-30-2003, 02:10 PM   #26 (permalink)
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LOL.

that reminds me of one time i caught my bro doing something weird with a vacuum hose in the swimming pool. i don't know if he was old enough to be spanking it yet but for some reason he decided to put his penis in the pool's vacuum hose (that attaches to the underwater vacuum that cleans the pool). well, he was alone in the pool when i hear screaming and go to see what the hell is wrong...

he was yelling, "TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!" at the top of his lungs. i looked and saw the hose (which was usually limp and curled lazily around the pool) had become straight and constricted due to the intense suction and had him struggling near the edge of the pool. he was trying like a madman to get it off his penis(unsuccessfully i might add) and his face was a bright red. after laughing at the sight for a minute, i noticed the extreme pain he appeared to be in and mercifully turned the vacuum pump off. i never really said much to him about it but i hope he learned a lesson through the experience.
damn,thats gotta SUCK!lol
sorry couldnt resist the chance for a horrible punn!
 
Old 09-30-2003, 04:16 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Maybe once every other day. Never been caught. Last time was yesterday.
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Old 09-30-2003, 04:35 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Before my girlfriend and I passed 2nd base - every other day or so, once a night.

Before we started having sex - a little less, maybe 2-3 times a week.

We just had sex Sunday night, and no wanking since then.

Never been caught, but come close (no pun intended) many times.
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Old 09-30-2003, 10:05 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Location: Home.
Now, it's about once a day.
Night before last was the last time, but I'll get to it tonight after I TFP some more.
I was caught once. My mom came home and I was sitting on the couch in the living room. Fortunately, I had a blanket over my lap, but I wonder what she thought when i got up and went to my room with the blanket still around my waist.
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Old 10-01-2003, 11:13 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Location: On the edge of sanity
Quote:
Originally posted by SLIMM
damn,thats gotta SUCK!lol
sorry couldnt resist the chance for a horrible punn!
Not only did it suck, but they probably had to sanitize the filter system.
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Old 10-01-2003, 11:34 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Average at least 1 / day
This morning.
Only ever caught by my wife (after we were married and she knew I did it). With sexy results.
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Old 10-01-2003, 11:44 AM   #32 (permalink)
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