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Old 10-10-2003, 07:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Masturbation aids

A search didn't pull anything up for this although i didn't want to seacrh for just masturbation and get every single topic listed anyway

moving along....

What aids do you normally use or need whilst masturbating?

this ranges from absolutely anything like porn, vibrator, lube, other visual stimulis or what have you.

Also are many people able to get off just using themselves and your imagination? I am not sure how common it is, but i normally just do it this way and seems to work well for me

also, any other interesting things you've used before, like i am thinking american pie or something. Anything a little more creative?
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Old 10-10-2003, 09:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Porno. Not magazines, but movies. Nothing else seems to satisfy me when it comes to jerking off. I used to use my imagination to girls that I knew, but started to feel guilty about it. Sort of like I was disrespecting them. I think I went like 4 years without ever using my imagination when shaking hands with the unemployed.
Once in a while I will do that now (use my imagination), If I can't sleep and am too lazy to get up and put a movie in.
Okay, now this is the embarrasing thing. When I was like 13, I would take this part of a pencil holder I had, it was round and cylindrical and hollow. I would fill that shite up with some vasoline, put it in between my box spring and my mattress and pump away. HAHAHAHA. I can't believe I actually am admitting to doing that. The second time I tried it, it cracked mid pump and luckily didn't cut me cock, but it could of.
As far as with my women, she loves to use her accuvibe courtesy of sharper image. Just rest that up on the little man in the boat, and under 1 minute, her toes are going out straight.
I still can't believe I am gonna hit submit....oh well.
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Old 10-10-2003, 10:09 AM   #3 (permalink)
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The Titty Board works for me sometimes
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Old 10-10-2003, 12:02 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Whatever happened to the titty board, it doesnt show up for me.
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Old 10-10-2003, 12:26 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Porn movies helps me get really into the mood. I like to pump while watching those, then use other devices to finish off. Hopefully I'm going to buy a fleshlight soon. Those are supposed to be top of line masturbation devices.
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Old 10-10-2003, 12:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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A dry hand seems to do the job well

Sometimes the Titty Board and movies help out, sometimes I leave it to my imagination
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Old 10-10-2003, 02:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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The usual porn and lube but I also have a vibrator (male one). I dont use it very often but when Im ine the mood for it it can produce some very powerful orgasms. I used to have one with out the vibrating part which I actually liked more but it died. So I thought I would buy a battery opperated one and give that a go. When it dies I think Ill go back to the original.
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Old 10-10-2003, 03:10 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Movies, I used to use my imagination but I can't be bothered no more (actually images of my male mates come in to my mind so I prefere watching gothic girls geting it up the ass).
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Old 10-11-2003, 01:49 AM   #9 (permalink)
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it varies.
50/50 porn/imagination.

but lately imagination turns to ex...which hits the pause button til i can cycle up some other chick in my head.

i like lube, but have run out and havent had any for about a year.
i found lotion to be a decent substitute...but kinda feel funny about how much lotion i go thru. i have also been known to use my saliva.

heres one for the "i cant believe im posting this"
about a year or so ago, i used an empty cd-spindle which i lubed up and...um...utilized to stimulate my prostate whilst i rubbed it out.
that was pretty powerful. but i havent been inclined to do it again.

and occasionally a finger will slip in there and play "prostate poker"
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Old 10-11-2003, 07:27 AM   #10 (permalink)
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dark, you're definately not the first to play prostate poker so don't be embarassed... but those CD spindles are made of pretty cheap, thin plastic. Imagine how much that would have sucked if it cracked and started cutting things up!
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Old 10-11-2003, 02:33 PM   #11 (permalink)
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dark, you're definately not the first to play prostate poker so don't be embarassed... but those CD spindles are made of pretty cheap, thin plastic. Imagine how much that would have sucked if it cracked and started cutting things up!
yeah. that probably has something to do with my lack of trying again. also now it seems to have sharper edges than it did...for some reason.
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Old 10-11-2003, 02:38 PM   #12 (permalink)
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tittie board

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A dry hand seems to do the job well

Sometimes the Titty Board and movies help out, sometimes I leave it to my imagination
can you get to the tittie board?
i just moved up to"crazy" and still nothing new added for me!
i cant figure this thing out!
 
Old 10-11-2003, 02:48 PM   #13 (permalink)
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all I need is a hand and imagination, usually my g/f
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Old 10-11-2003, 02:51 PM   #14 (permalink)
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In all honesty I just need privacy.
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Old 10-11-2003, 03:26 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Whatever happened to the titty board, it doesnt show up for me.
It will appear once you've shown that your a member of this community. All i can tell you is that it involves magic pixie dust, a commitment to this community, and patience. Can't forget the magic pixie dust though.
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Old 10-11-2003, 06:31 PM   #16 (permalink)
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where do i get this "pixie dust"

and how much is it.

if you catch a fairy cant you just shake the dust out of them?

if so, maybe i'll make a journey to san fransisco...
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Old 10-11-2003, 07:01 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Yeah I noticed once when I was logged out that it was gone. I logged back in and it was back.. so they must have some kinda critera to keep new members from just looking at the titty board and not posting.
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Old 10-11-2003, 09:07 PM   #18 (permalink)
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dsefinetly use internet porn since it's easier to get rid of in a hurry. occasionally go for the prostate poker (don't knock it till you try).lube is nice but i rarly have it.
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Old 10-11-2003, 10:06 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Its all about toys! www.fleshlight.com !!
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Old 10-11-2003, 11:01 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Usually my imagination since porn doesn't hold up well in the shower. Tried the whole finger in the fanny thing but once I worked up enough courage to try it the backdoor wouldn't accept. Not all that interested in trying it anymore.

EDIT: Tried a massager before "think huge vibrator" but all I ended up with was a numb penis and believe me, that doesn't feel good.
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Old 10-11-2003, 11:18 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Yeah I noticed once when I was logged out that it was gone. I logged back in and it was back.. so they must have some kinda critera to keep new members from just looking at the titty board and not posting.

ya well if you can figure out was has to be done i would apreciate getting filled in on it!!!!

first i was told to get 100 posts,well about 20 posts into my goal for the ultimate porn website,i got hooked on this place! i started chatting with people and having a good time talking to everyone!
i then found out that it wasnt the number of posts that mattered,it was "getting involved"!!!
what the hell does that mean?
ive been "involved" with a lot of things on this site!
ya,ive become adicted to this place and i will keep posting weather i get the porn or not! but i aint gonna lie though,ive been disapointed that i havnt gained anything yet!
i hear there is other things you gain access to besides the porn stuff too! avatars and things like that!
it almost seems like some big secret society for the illuminati!
 
Old 10-11-2003, 11:48 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Man, the CD spindle is a good idea. I can't believe I'm going to hit the submit button and say that.
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Old 10-11-2003, 11:56 PM   #23 (permalink)
 
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anything worked back in the days but now its mostly the "titty board" and "off the wayside" or something up there.
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Old 10-12-2003, 02:20 AM   #24 (permalink)
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is a fleshlight really worth it?
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Old 10-12-2003, 07:27 PM   #25 (permalink)
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if you want some things to try go to jackinworld.com Yhey have pages of simulators.
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Old 10-12-2003, 08:59 PM   #26 (permalink)
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if you want some things to try go to jackinworld.com Yhey have pages of simulators.
nice. i've never seen that place before.
and for the lazy, I'll linkify it (jackinworld.com)
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Old 10-13-2003, 08:54 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Interesting....I must agree, the cd spindle had never crossed my mind, but it is a good idea.

Thanks for the link to jackin world...handy
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Old 10-14-2003, 12:35 AM   #28 (permalink)
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amatur porn, helps the imagination for the girl next door thing
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Old 10-14-2003, 12:40 AM   #29 (permalink)
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All depends on the mood and whats avaliable.
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