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Old 04-27-2003, 02:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Asparagus

We all know that asparagus makes urine smell really bad. Does anyone know if it effects the taste of semen?
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Old 04-27-2003, 04:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I would imagine so. IIRC garlic affects the way semen tastes (or at least that's what an ex told me), so I would think that asparagus would do the same...
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Old 04-27-2003, 04:25 PM   #3 (permalink)
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ohmy that cracked me up.

i don't know, but if you have a woman who will taste test i'll eat the asparagus.
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Old 04-27-2003, 04:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 04-27-2003, 04:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Ha! That's a great idea! I think I'll plan a little asparagus test of my own with the old lady...Hopefully she is receptive. I'll let ya know the results. Let's hear others too. By the way...Where is Tilted Chemistry?
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Old 04-27-2003, 06:22 PM   #6 (permalink)
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If you eat enough of it and wash it down with pickle juice, it can fool a drug test.
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Old 04-29-2003, 06:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
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It probly would. Yes, that makes sence.
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Old 04-29-2003, 10:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Yes. The answer is "yes"

Asparagus makes cum taste bad.
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Old 04-30-2003, 08:44 AM   #9 (permalink)
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yes yes yes!!! It affects it a lot. For the sake of women everywhere.... dont eat asparagus!!!
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Old 04-30-2003, 12:04 PM   #10 (permalink)
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yes yes yes!!! It affects it a lot. For the sake of women everywhere.... dont eat asparagus!!!

lol ally......there is a definitive answer for ya! I would think if it affects urine then it would also "sour" your semen.
I second the "keep away from asparagus" theory!
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Old 05-01-2003, 05:46 AM   #11 (permalink)
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dunno about you, but i find it sexy to see a woman eating asparagus, pointy end first.
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:51 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Eat celery instead.
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Old 05-01-2003, 12:37 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Heh heh. That's my new excuse not to eat asparagus.
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Old 05-01-2003, 01:21 PM   #14 (permalink)
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ally, since you seem to be the expert, what can make semen taste good? I'll eat anything if it means I might get more oral.
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Old 05-14-2003, 12:55 PM   #15 (permalink)
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what can make semen taste good? I'll eat anything if it means I might get more oral.
My girl says bananas! So I tried, and she liked it even more!
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Old 05-14-2003, 03:45 PM   #16 (permalink)
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better bananas than aparagus
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Old 05-14-2003, 09:46 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Cry!

And I LOVE aparagus!

Oh man, that makes me hungry for some steamed, with a little butter and rosemary. Yum!
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Old 05-26-2003, 06:31 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Are we talking abt the guy or the girl eating the banana?
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Old 05-26-2003, 07:15 AM   #19 (permalink)
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....but i like asparagus
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Old 05-26-2003, 08:23 AM   #20 (permalink)
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The wonder why my boyfriend detests asparagus.... I thought maybe it was something he just all-together didn't like growing up... but he had alterior reasoning... hahah

Ah well, we're all kinda picky about what we eat anyway... I'll be sure he doesn't eat it.
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Old 05-26-2003, 07:50 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Never tasted it myself, but I've read that both asparagus and (I hate to say it) chocolate make it taste bitter. Pineapple juice makes it taste sweeter. That one I know for sure because (1) my girlfriend and I tested that theory in Hawaii (I drank it with every meal) and (2) I got to like pineapple juice so much that I still frink a lot of it and my wife has mentioned the difference in taste. Of course I'm a total chocoholic too, so it probably balances out.
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Old 05-27-2003, 05:46 PM   #22 (permalink)
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From speaking with those who have sampled the output:

Asparagus = ends in a handjob for you!
Alcohol = Sweeter
Aromatic mushrooms = funky
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Old 01-15-2008, 10:13 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 01-15-2008, 10:18 PM   #24 (permalink)
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....but i like asparagus
Me too, but if the choice is between eating asparagus and getting head.. well, that's really no choice at all, is it?
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Old 01-16-2008, 12:29 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I have no idea but I would volunteer to be a donor in a double blinded crossover study if anyone organizes it. In any case, you may want some recipies for variety. Here is a link.

http://tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&postid=73571#post73571
Lets get this clear - we volonteer, we get dinner and a blowjob?

I'm in.

No ugly chicks though - science has proved that there's a direct correlation between ugly genes and poor taste reception.
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