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View Poll Results: A qu3estion of etiquette
Girl: Ass 6 7.59%
Girl: Crotch 38 48.10%
Guy: Ass 26 32.91%
Guy: Crotch 21 26.58%
Whatever at the time 33 41.77%
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Old 10-21-2003, 05:15 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A question of etiquette

Not sure which forum this should be in, but it has crotch and ass in the question so i put it in sexuality?

Anyway, ripped from fight club, when you pass someone in the hall or narrow passage, and you have to turn sideways to get past, what do you give them? or face them with, ie your ass or your crotch?

i myself have 2 preferences for different situaitons. It may be a little dodgy, but if its a chick then its the crotch, but if its a guy its my butt. Although some or most of the time i don't conscioulsy make a decision, today i did it about 9 times (ie i thought about what i would do).

anyway, just fill out the poll what you would do for either sex, or just the last option if you don't cosider it at all and just do whatever at the given time.
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Old 10-21-2003, 05:29 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hrmm... I don't really give it much thought, but I think I usually go more with ass for both.
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Old 10-21-2003, 05:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Depends on the physical situation more than on the gender of the other person. Whichever doesn't require that I contort my body more than necessary.
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Old 10-21-2003, 06:37 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I do the same as you sleepyjack
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Old 10-21-2003, 06:43 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Crotch

I dislike turning my back to people.
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Old 10-21-2003, 06:52 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Don't usually think about it but if it someone I prefer not to talk to I give them my ass. Less chance they will try to start a conversation.
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Old 10-21-2003, 06:53 AM   #7 (permalink)
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it all depends, sometimes i don't rub my crotch on hot chicks so i don't poke them with my rod

usually just whatever way i happen to turn
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Old 10-21-2003, 07:32 AM   #8 (permalink)
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"Never show your back, except to a corpse."

Just the way I am, really, front on both.
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Old 10-21-2003, 07:36 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Interesting.

I think I turn toward the middle of the hallway. The other person barely factors into it at all.
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Old 10-21-2003, 07:40 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Crotch for both, the same reason stated above, I don't like to turn my back to anyone. Just like I don't like to have my back to the door, anywhere.
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Old 10-21-2003, 07:52 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Whichever way I'm facing for whomever.
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Old 10-21-2003, 08:10 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Whatever direction I happen to turn to..
I really don't give it much thought, I think I usually face the people I'm passing, but it is not a consious descision...
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Old 10-21-2003, 09:59 AM   #13 (permalink)
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It's always crotch...
I never feel comfortable turning my back to someone, for some reason. Maybe that's why I prefer sitting in the back of the room, or bus, or what have you.
I'm beginning to wonder if I have issues.
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Old 10-21-2003, 12:02 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I guess it must be crotch since I tend to lead with my right shoulder. Otherwise it depends on which foot is leading as we pass. Left foot - ass, right foot, crotch. Doesn't matter to me.
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Old 10-21-2003, 12:06 PM   #15 (permalink)
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i think it depends. maybe people i don't like ass and people i like crotch? totally depends on the situation with me i think.
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Old 10-21-2003, 12:19 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Usually crotch, unless I'm feeling self-conscious, then it's ass. Sometimes I just want to avoid eye contact with people when I'm grumpy or something to that effect, so I turn away from people. When Im in a good mood, I turn to face people and smile.

In case I accidentally trip and fall on someone, I think it's best to fall forward and hug someone than fall backwards and sit on someone!

So basically I wouldn't think of it as a ass/crotch deal, but an eye contact or no risk of eye contact sort of thing. Sometimes looking at people straight in the eye is too much for me. I tend to be on the shy side.
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Old 10-21-2003, 12:39 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Give the guy the ass and the girl the crotch. Just like Tyler did in the movie.
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Old 10-21-2003, 02:21 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I, like some of the others above, prefer to face people, unless I am posturing a situation, as in indicating insult or something of the sort.
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Old 10-21-2003, 02:56 PM   #19 (permalink)
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If you're facing them, you're less likely to lose your balance. Enough said.
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Old 10-21-2003, 03:35 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Always the crotch, its easier to see what I'm doing if I face the person. Although if it is a really hot chick I might give her a little extra crotch.
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Old 10-21-2003, 03:56 PM   #21 (permalink)
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If I am that close to the person that I have to turn to get past them, I would give them my ass. Therefore, I do not have to be so close with them face to face. However, if it is a hot guy, I still give him the ass, I am just sure to make it rub across his crotch so I can feel it.
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Old 10-21-2003, 06:39 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 10-21-2003, 07:19 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Girl: I give her the crotch.

Guy: I give him the ass, or I walk as usual and make his ass get out of the way.
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Old 10-21-2003, 07:32 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Yeah, if its a guy, I don't do anything. I just keep walking, he can move. If its a girl, I give her the crotch and hope for the best. haha
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Old 10-21-2003, 07:42 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Usually the crotch regardless, as sliding by ass first would tend to have me facing the wall.
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Old 10-21-2003, 07:58 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I agree with what many above have said, crotch toward the other person is better because it doesn't put your face in the wall and restrict your arm mobility.

The ass toward the other person puts one in a vulnerable position.
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Old 10-21-2003, 10:29 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I always face towards the person.
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Old 10-21-2003, 10:35 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I do whatever is easiest at the time, but more often the crotch since I too don't like to turn my back on people.
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Old 10-21-2003, 10:46 PM   #29 (permalink)
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i have to do this all the time at work. im a crotch girl
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Old 10-22-2003, 07:24 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I'm lil so if i have to squeeze by someone it is an awful tight spot. hehehe I give them crotch. Plus this way I can see if they were looking hehehehehhe
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Old 10-22-2003, 07:27 AM   #31 (permalink)
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sorry man but i laughed when i read that
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Old 10-22-2003, 08:32 AM   #32 (permalink)
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sorry man but i laughed when i read that
Ah, I'm not ashamed of my sweet, sweet man derriere.
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