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Old 10-25-2003, 05:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
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What do you think about while masturbating?

One of my favorites is this: I'm hiking in a remote mountain area and I stumble upon a girl in a cage. She's human, but acts like a tiger. She's been so long locked up in there that she is on fire. After lots of very sexy imaginings, I then fantasize that she puts her ass to the cage so I can enter her. . . .
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Old 10-25-2003, 07:28 AM   #2 (permalink)
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haha nice fantasy. I usually just think about me and a really hot girl shagging in my basement. I set up a senario and even before I start masturbating I walk through the events that would happen (her comming over, undressing, etc). I watch porn sometimes while I do it too, and imagine that i'm the guy haha. But when I do that, sometimes I don't like to see the faces of the girls because I like to imagine they are girls I know.
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Old 10-25-2003, 10:35 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Usually the sensation and controlling it... makes for longer orgasms.
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Old 10-25-2003, 11:35 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I usually think of the girls I've been with in the past and all the crazy shit I've done with them.
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Old 10-25-2003, 04:08 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Think about old experiences or my wife when I travel.
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Old 10-25-2003, 04:21 PM   #6 (permalink)
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thats to much work, i just watch some pr0n on the comp, and go to town..
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Old 10-25-2003, 04:39 PM   #7 (permalink)
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thats to much work, i just watch some pr0n on the comp, and go to town..
well said.
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Old 10-25-2003, 05:15 PM   #8 (permalink)
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i generaly just think about my gf reading a book in bed. she looks up, smiles at me ...
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Old 10-25-2003, 07:34 PM   #9 (permalink)
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thats to much work, i just watch some pr0n on the comp, and go to town..
same here, cept not always with the porn
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Old 10-25-2003, 07:45 PM   #10 (permalink)
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The Titty Board works wonders
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Old 10-25-2003, 11:31 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Ex GF squiting the bed everytime she came :P
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Old 10-26-2003, 02:23 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I generally think about my current and past crushes. I don't think much about the ex-girlfriend, memories too painful.

For the most part, my scenarios are pretty bland, revolving around my life and the girl I'm fantasizing about...situations in which we end up together, confessing our love for each other, followed by mad lovin
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Old 10-26-2003, 08:18 AM   #13 (permalink)
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It would be nice to hear from the girls.
Come on ladies, what do you think about?
:O)
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Old 10-26-2003, 09:01 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Women think about men cleaning the house.
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Old 10-26-2003, 04:01 PM   #15 (permalink)
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What do I think about

usually hot guys I know, some of the fun experiences I have had with some of them. Imagining kissing them or remembering kissing them.

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Old 10-26-2003, 05:59 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I think about my ex girlfriend, and this one specific instance that was mind blowing.

Too bad that I can't relive it.
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Old 10-26-2003, 07:09 PM   #17 (permalink)
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interesting... umm... usually past experiences, because that's quicker... but soemtimes i go on and make up an entire scenario... i love my imagination...
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Old 10-26-2003, 10:35 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Its sounds twisted but I like to think of my wife, her sister and the neighbor having a foursome.
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Old 10-27-2003, 08:38 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Its sounds twisted but I like to think of my wife, her sister and the neighbor having a foursome.
More the merrier i say
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Old 10-27-2003, 09:16 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Hmm, let me see.

There's my three sis-in-laws, they've filled my masturbatory fantasies for a long time now. I fantasize about old girlfriends, group sex, gangbangs of my wife, co-workers and such. Luckily, I've been blessed with a vivid imagination! My favorite one is my wife tied to a picnic table or tree and watching her being pleasured by guys and gals. Oh, she's also blindfolded. Excuse me, I gotta go close my door now.
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Old 10-27-2003, 09:21 AM   #21 (permalink)
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It depends on the reading material I've brought to the party. Playboy always works as a good atarting point. The Titty Board or webcams are also some great imagination starters.

My wife is a regular in my fantasies. Especially if I can replay a recent sex romp.
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Old 10-27-2003, 12:15 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I usually think about this posse of girls that I had in every class during my senior year of HS. 4 girls, always together, very hot. I would imagine impossible senarios. Best part was that I began having lucid dreams about them. What a way to wake up in the morning . Then I met my g/f, and have been dreaming less and less about them and more about her.
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Old 10-27-2003, 12:50 PM   #23 (permalink)
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i like to think of other people touching themselves
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Old 10-27-2003, 02:06 PM   #24 (permalink)
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i think of my neighbor: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=30781 :P
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Old 10-27-2003, 02:19 PM   #25 (permalink)
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oh the dirty thoughts i've come up with in such situations...usually a whole lot of people in all sorts of situations...all with at least a hand on me...hmmm.... a lot of ones about other women...a lot.... i am going to refrain from going into details, because i'm mean and i know you boys want to hear them... :P
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Old 10-27-2003, 02:30 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Generally, either past experiences with my wife or recalling erotica I've read (hello, literotica.com!). Rarely, some hot babe I saw that day.
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Old 10-27-2003, 03:07 PM   #27 (permalink)
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sometimes porn
sometimes thinking of things i have done with my bf
sometimes thinking of things i want to do with my bf
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Old 10-27-2003, 03:08 PM   #28 (permalink)
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the internet is a wonderful thing...
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Old 10-27-2003, 11:10 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Usually thinking about memorable experiences, or whichever girl I'm into at the time.
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Old 10-28-2003, 07:34 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I like to think of this girl i know,
more specificly i like to think of how i am able to get her in to bed, it's more of a turnon for me to visualise the foreplay, or rather the playing around untill we actually get to the part where we touch eachother
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Old 10-28-2003, 08:19 AM   #31 (permalink)
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I usually think about the previous times ive had mind blowing sex acts
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Old 10-28-2003, 11:55 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Usually I just replay a recent situation where I noticed a particularly hot woman. Except in my "replay" you know....I bang her....
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Old 10-28-2003, 12:05 PM   #33 (permalink)
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I tend to just stick to the really common thing....thinking of my girlfriend who lives 2 hours away.
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Old 10-28-2003, 12:55 PM   #34 (permalink)
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The great thing about wanking is that you can think of whatever you want. I think of things that I wanted to do to girls that they would have never let me do. Sometimes about things that are really simple like the way her ass jiggled as I was hittin it from the back. One topic that always seems to work is thinking about the reaction that some girls have when they cum.
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Old 10-28-2003, 12:58 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I also like to think about their reaction when I cum on them.
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Old 10-28-2003, 08:10 PM   #36 (permalink)
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oh the dirty thoughts i've come up with in such situations...usually a whole lot of people in all sorts of situations...all with at least a hand on me...hmmm.... a lot of ones about other women...a lot.... i am going to refrain from going into details, because i'm mean and i know you boys want to hear them... :P
I'M DYIN' OVER HERE GUMBY! Be a sweetheart and tell us your thoughts. Please... :O)
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Old 10-30-2003, 12:39 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 10-30-2003, 12:41 PM   #38 (permalink)
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I'm married with kids so I just think about being single and banging anyone strange...aahhh...damn... gotta go...
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