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Old 10-29-2003, 02:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I went to a strip club for the first time last weekend. It was my brothers bachelor party. I know they dont let you touch them, so my story is a bit surprising. I have a thing for black girls, so i saw this really hot one on stage and waited for her to get off. I got a lap dance with her and i asked her to take me all the way down the end because everyone could watch. The place was called Show and Tell. Well, she got into her thing and was gettin really rough. It turned me on a lot. She faced me and stradled me. I started caressing her legs and she let me. Then she got a little rough and I grabbed her ass really hard. She seemed to like it and didnt push me away. Then she put her chest in my face and i started sucking on her nipple. She just let me go. She was really gettin into it so i tried to put my hand on her pussy. I got halfway in her pants and she said no. So she kept going and i got to suck her nipple again. When it was done she asked if i wanted to go back to her private room and masturbate with her. Unfortunately i was out of money. Im not really a great looking guy, but most girls think im cute. And she was a perfect 10.

Anybody else have a strip club experience like this?
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Old 10-29-2003, 03:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I don't have any stories like yours, but my friend did go to a stripclub this past weekend, and a stripper accidently kicked him in the head when she was giving some other guy a dance.

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Old 10-29-2003, 04:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
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The only real story I have is more of an advice tale. Go with a female friend of yours. The girls give so much attention to chicks when they come in (I guess it's rare or something) and its so hot. Good fucking times indeed.
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Old 10-29-2003, 04:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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she was going to charge you to masterbate? dude, you could do that for free at home!

I know i probably misinterpreted that, but oh well
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Old 10-29-2003, 06:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
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My first time to a strip club was also like that. So I get a lap dance from this girl, and she takes me into the back room and closes the drapes. She looks at me for a second, then quickly pulls my face to hers and starts kissing me. Then she threw me onto the couch and jumped on top. She did almost everything possible without completely undressing me (she had me down to boxers at the end), and she let me play with her too. It was great.

Being my first time, I thought that was normal, so I went to a bunch of strip clubs right after that. I never got that treatment again though, so I gave it up.
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Old 10-29-2003, 08:02 PM   #6 (permalink)
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The Marble Arches in Vancouver used to have a couple zip lines accross the bar that the pealers used. I wasn't paying attention and got flattened by a flying pussy to the face. She could not have aimed any better. I must have penetrated her with my nose her aim was so good.
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Old 10-29-2003, 10:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I have never been to a strip club. How sad is that?
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Old 10-29-2003, 10:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
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The Marble Arches in Vancouver used to have a couple zip lines accross the bar that the pealers used. I wasn't paying attention and got flattened by a flying pussy to the face. She could not have aimed any better. I must have penetrated her with my nose her aim was so good.
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Old 10-30-2003, 12:59 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 10-30-2003, 09:17 AM   #10 (permalink)
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The Marble Arches in Vancouver used to have a couple zip lines accross the bar that the pealers used. I wasn't paying attention and got flattened by a flying pussy to the face. She could not have aimed any better. I must have penetrated her with my nose her aim was so good.
LOL!

I bust a gut laughing at this story
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Old 10-30-2003, 09:18 AM   #11 (permalink)
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if thats the show and tell in philly , I now most of the girls there will have sex druing a private dance in the back rooms. it will cost you !
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Old 10-30-2003, 12:45 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I have too many stories...most of them end up with me being broke and still frustrated...but I did meet this one stripper who I still e-mail some dirty stories back and forth with...she's fun!
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Old 10-30-2003, 12:54 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I got a handjob at a strip club in SF.

YES, the stripper was gorgeous, her body looked like Shannon Elizabeths except with bigger tits and her face looked like Gina Gershon. Wow, what a night that was.
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Old 10-30-2003, 12:56 PM   #14 (permalink)
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For 180 bucks, I got a handjob at a strip club in SF.
Damn. I mean. Not to pass judgement... But damn. There are hookers on street corners who will do much, much more than that for much, much less!
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Old 10-30-2003, 12:57 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Never been to a strip club. Not even sure if I want to.

My wife likes to walk around naked so I get to see plaenty live that I'm allowed to play with. Having to pay for it and then leave frustrated seems pointless. Porn is cheaper.
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Old 10-30-2003, 01:13 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Never been to a strip club. Not even sure if I want to.

My wife likes to walk around naked so I get to see plaenty live that I'm allowed to play with. Having to pay for it and then leave frustrated seems pointless. Porn is cheaper.
I go to stip clubs with my wife sometimes. And you are right they pay more attention to you. My wife buys me dances too
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Old 10-30-2003, 01:20 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I think going with my wife would be the only way I would. Besides the fun of seeing her get some female attention (I'd probably buy her a dance ) I would be able to take her home and finish.
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Old 10-30-2003, 01:31 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I was at a strip club in Texas with a friend and we were chatting and getting dances from these two strippers for quite a while. Well after numerous drinks,the one I was talking to asked if I wanted to go for a private dance at a horseshoe style booth in the back. Me thinking "what the hell this is all on his credit card" (note to the wise, do not ever, repeat ever, did I say ever, use a credit card in a strip joint), I go back with her. There was a large circular table in the booth with a tablecloth hanging to the ground so you couldn't see anything from the top of the table to the floor. Well the music starts and she straddles me and starts giving me a real intense dance. The music stopped and she kept dancing until the music started again and then she proceeds to undo my pants, packaged me up in mr. condom, slid it on in and continued to dance though a couple more songs. My buddy told me that she was trying to get me to come home with her later that night, but I ended up passing out in my seat and falling onto the table.
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Old 10-30-2003, 02:47 PM   #19 (permalink)
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way back when there was a strip club in Mira Mesa, CA(just north of San Diego) that I used to frequent. One night went home with a dancer no charge Only time that happened
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Old 10-30-2003, 04:10 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I went to a strip club with my (now ex) gf, some roommates and some friends of theirs. The time spent there was pretty average, but once we switched from beer to liquor, one of the girls we were with (who most of us had never met before) said something along the lines of "Liquor makes me do crazy stuff". We left a little while later and once we got home this girl decided she wanted to strip, but not alone, she convinced her female friend to help her out, it wasn't quite a full-out girl-girl sex show, but it was close, we even got them to pose with some toy guns we had lying around, shame I lost the pictures when my computer died, I think my buddy still has 'em though.
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Old 10-30-2003, 04:52 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I got a handjob at a strip club in SF.

YES, the stripper was gorgeous, her body looked like Shannon Elizabeths except with bigger tits and her face looked like Gina Gershon. Wow, what a night that was.
Which club?

The only story I have is a sad one. It late on a Sunday afternoon after a Blues Festival in SF. Me and a buddy had been drinking in the sun all day and he was dying to go to one of the places down on Broadway. So we picked this little dive and spent hours there. There were never more than like 5 or 6 people at any one time. He got a bunch of dances but I was just watching the show until this one girl grabbed my sunglasses and took em in the back. She came back out and said I had to dance with her to get em back. It was all in fun. I got a dance, paid extra, etc. The groove between us was really good. She was really getting into it. She wasn't gorgeous, but had a very sexy bod. We did a few dance and she whispered in my ear "Give my your number and I'll suck your dick and let you fuck me."

Of course, my first reaction was "Oh sure, and how much is that gonna cost me?"

She pushed me in the chest and stormed out of the booth.

So sad for me, I missed a great opportunity. She was serious and I thought she was just looking for extra cash.
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Old 10-31-2003, 12:22 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I believe it was a Deja Vu's, maybe it was called the Century Club or something? But yeah, 180 bucks, that wasn't my greatest of nights. My friends always bring it up too.
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Old 10-31-2003, 12:24 PM   #23 (permalink)
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She was just so damn hot! ALso, Ive hooked up with two strippers, one before she became a stripper, and the other, I had just befriended, never actually took one home from the club, but I knew them otherwise....nice girls.
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Old 10-31-2003, 03:01 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I have no problem dating a stripper and I would in a heartbeat. I just thought she was a prostitute and she didn't appreciate that. hehe, oh well. I think the place I was at was Little Darlings. Next door to the old Condor I think.

Man, when the Dot coms went bust, those clubs were full of hot young layed off marketing execs. Ah, those were the days.
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Old 10-31-2003, 04:11 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I went to a place in Providence - and the talent was a little above average.

but they mad up for it in their intensity - making contact on the stage, rubbing their tits in your face, etc.

One dancer sat on my hand, grinding herself on my extended finger - on the stage...

I keep looking for her when I go back, but I haven't seen her since
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Old 10-31-2003, 05:50 PM   #26 (permalink)
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there's this shithole of a stripclub here in stamford, ct, called "harry o's" so crappy that there's no DJ and the strippers have to use the money they make to play music out of a jukebox. but the booze is cheap--which is always good--and there was a mini-salma-hayek siting there over a year ago, but since then, i've never seen her there again (the only talent they had).

anyway, i was there a few months ago...went into the "vip room", which is just a small partition separated by some plywood, and was gettin a lapdance from some dominican chic, and she gets into this huge shouting match with some other puerto rican stripper who's also giving a lapdance in the vip room. shouting leads to pushing, pushing leads to shoving, next thing i know, my dominican stripper grabbed the corona bottle out of my hand and smashed the puerto rican stripper over the head with it. my buddies said they hear a huge crash and a lot of banging around and thought the strippers were killin me! haha...anyway, that was probably my funniest strip club experience
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Old 10-31-2003, 06:48 PM   #27 (permalink)
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back at school we all used to go to this one strip club (which was just a few blocks away from the school) all the time.

it got to a point where we were able to ask for the student concession. they didn´t care that we were about 15, they just wanted our $5 entry fee.

classic times. pity that was such a nasty nasty place.

a few years back, a mate (who had just broken up with his girl) and i were in some classy establishment. anyway, they had lovely ladies going round and asking if anyone was in the mood for private shows and such, so this one girl, who went by the name of Jessica Rabbit decided to attract our business by trying a different style.

she came over and directly asked us what our paradox was. we insisted that she tell us hers first... to which she replied - ¨well, i´m a really sweet, polite girl who just loves showing people her pussy...¨

paradox my eye.

however, just as we were about to start questioning her on her opinion of Sontags theory of imagined disasters, another interesting character interrupted us.

we named him Ignatius. (since he claimed to have gone to a school with that name) he told us he was an opera singer, who enjoyed pussy and stealing other peoples booze (he was in fact drinking someone elses glass at the time).

he then serenaded our table with the openning lines of Nessun Dorma... then he was asked to leave, then he fought with the massive maori bouncer, and then he bid us all adieu with a partial display of his anus.

great night.

it confirmed my belief that often the best fun to be had in strip clubs isn´t necessarily the T&A, but the other punters.
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Old 10-31-2003, 07:51 PM   #28 (permalink)
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there are no strip clubs in my province. one day, just you wait....good to hear they give extra attention to females!
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Old 10-31-2003, 09:37 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I went to a place in Providence - and the talent was a little above average.

but they mad up for it in their intensity - making contact on the stage, rubbing their tits in your face, etc.

One dancer sat on my hand, grinding herself on my extended finger - on the stage...

I keep looking for her when I go back, but I haven't seen her since
Where in Providence? Right now I'm in Providence, RI for school. I've never been to a strip joint before, depends on how much it cost if I would go or not.
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Old 11-01-2003, 02:16 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I've been to one once. They're pretty strict with the no touching, and even had bouncers watching those getting dances to keep things in line.
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Old 11-01-2003, 02:35 AM   #31 (permalink)
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heh. my girlfriend had never been to a strip club (neither had i, for that matter) and decided that she should go at least once in her lifetime. so me and her hooked up with my buddy and his (then) girl for happy hour, and the idea came up to go to a strip club. we rolled over to a nice little joint, my buddy was friends with the owner and a couple of the dancers, so we got the vip prices on everything. now this is a fully-nude club, so there's no alcohol served. i'm cool with that, but my girlfriend and my buddy's girl decide they want alcohol, so they went out to the car to consume some of the beer they had purchased just before we got to the club for that reason.

so me and my buddy are sitting there and the dj announces dollar dances. a buck gets you a little quality time with a hottie on your lap. i pass the first bird who slides by and she turns out to be a bitch (which makes it okay to not have given her my almighty dollar), and see a really cute little brunette wandering around. i hand off the dollar, she starts dancing, and i keep feeding them as the dj keeps encouraging them. i finally give her a five to stick around a bit longer, then the dj stops the music and demands that all of the guys who are getting dances to stand up. i do so, then he tells the girls to take our seats and tell us to dance for the girls.

i get going and i'm a bit shy, but the brunette encourages me to go further, and by the time it's over, i'm in my boxers swinging my teeshirt around in the air. my buddy is dying of laughter, and the girl was sweet through it all. real classy girl. so i get a teeshirt for my efforts, and by the time my girlfriend comes back in, the whole thing is done and over. she missed the whole shebang.
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Old 11-01-2003, 12:09 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I've visited this one really shitty stripclub twice since I lived in Pensacola. It's called Arety's Angels (perhaps you've heard of the Alabama coach who recently got fired for going there?). Anyways, I went with my friend Big E (who's always frustrated with chicks) and he ended up bumming money off of me to go get a lapdance. Apparently one of the girls whispered in his ear that she'd show all and let him touch all for $50. He bit, did the dance, then came back and said she whispered in his ear that she'd let him take her home for another $50. Lol... I suppose that's common for strip clubs, but it showed me just how little class Arety's Angels has... they're definitely serving up more than just a show. Luckily, my friend didn't take her home, and I advised him to wash his hands several times :P
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Old 11-03-2010, 07:13 AM   #33 (permalink)
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I used to go down to Denver, CO for my birthday every year to a strip club. One year, I was down there at a place called Shotgun Willie's. I was getting dances left and right from girls. There was this amazon there - white chick with dreadlocks and BIG muscles - that I really enjoyed. She would give the best shoulder rubs when you tip her at the stage. She also gave some nice, rough dances. Anyways, my friend pointed out this blonde and said I needed to get a dance with her. Far be it from me to say no. She certainly knew how to milk it. I must've spent about 5 songs with her grinding on my lap. Starting with the 3rd song, she was reaching her arm up my shorts and grabbing my package. She was also guiding my hands strategically over her breasts and her kitty. She was telling me that undercover cops had come in a couple times already that night and actually stopped for a few minutes when she spotted them again. Oddly enough, I had a dream about her a few nights later. She was kneeling on the ground behind the warehouse where I worked at the time and about 10 guys were standing around her jerking off on her face. I felt bad for her and barged into the circle, grabbed her, and gave her bus money to get her home. She hopped on the bus naked with her glazed face and waved goodbye to me. Weird. Also had some good times at Brad's Brass Flamingo in Indianapolis. I used to have to make an annual business trip to Indy and I would make an effort to get there. Ridiculously cheap. Denver clubs were $30-40 for a private dance (4 minutes), but at the Flamingo, you could pay $50 to have a girl all to yourself for 30 minutes. And there was mutual touching. I was in heaven
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Old 11-03-2010, 02:22 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Two weeks ago I was at the Penthouse Club in Detroit. Owned by the magazine. Wow, most of the dancers could have appeared in the magazine. Beautiful. And very agressive. They left no doubt about what they would do and for how much. If you have a couple hundred to spare and looking for a happy ending, that would be my choice. I just drank and observed. It was a good time.
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Old 11-04-2010, 02:40 AM   #35 (permalink)
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I have never been to a strip club. How sad is that?
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Never been to a strip club. Not even sure if I want to.

My wife likes to walk around naked so I get to see plaenty live that I'm allowed to play with. Having to pay for it and then leave frustrated seems pointless. Porn is cheaper.
I would love to visit. But for some reason I either got to do it with my wife. Or at least a female friend. I don't know why but I always felt so.
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