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Old 11-23-2003, 03:59 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Guiness books record for sex

Does anyone know what the guiness book records are for sex etc.

like what couple who has continual sex the longest without breaking for food, potty ciggerette etc.

longest orgasm.

longest sex act done upside down verticly.

longest sex act done in a tank full of sharks.

the most people to have sex in a room while watching pee wee hermans big adventure while fingerpainting macaroni art.

The most positions done in one day.

Is this kind of stuff even in the record books?

and lol we should all try to break the records heh heh.

seperatly of course with our own love ones.

Im not that perveted. well...


etc...
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Old 11-23-2003, 05:22 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11-23-2003, 05:53 AM   #3 (permalink)
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i'd like to know that as well... Just wondering if I could break any of those, AND just how they monitor it. hehehehehe
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Old 11-23-2003, 05:59 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Have you tried http://www.world-sex-records.com/ ? Not sure if it'll have the specific records you inquire about but it's an interesting read nonetheless.
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Old 11-23-2003, 06:42 AM   #5 (permalink)
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well, I got this from the web site that you posted.

The vagina, usually associated with sexual intercourse and childbirth, can be employed in a variety of other ways. In addition to serving as a money-box the vagina can also play the part of a billiard table, a game seemingly favoured in parts of Scandinavia. Thus one writer (J. C. Lauret in "The Danish Sex Fairs") remarks "The ladies will lift up their skirts... They will sit against the wall, their legs spread well apart. The gentlemen will take their places on the opposite side of the room... Everyone has a try. The object is to flick the glass marbles into the hole of this delightful billiard table. One can guess at the winner's reward..." But this is passive on the part of the woman. The vagina has other possibilities. It can, for instance drink a glass of whisky or play a mouth organ notices E. Chou in "The Dragon and the Phoenix".
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Old 11-23-2003, 07:22 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I watched a ron jeremy documentary and it said he did a movie where he banged 14 girls in 4 hours. that would be somethin....
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Old 11-23-2003, 07:53 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Several years ago, Jerry Springer had a woman on who had sex with 300 guys in 10 hours. She had to be iced down immediately after each guy.
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Old 11-23-2003, 08:38 AM   #8 (permalink)
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That website is really interesting. Good find.
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Old 11-23-2003, 09:57 PM   #9 (permalink)
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this is from that sex records website
but an 11 month old baby having orgasms? something sounds wrong with that, that kid would be lucky to run around on his own feet, let alone beat his meat, someone else did that for him...................................


Most frequent male orgasm
Frequency of orgasm has, like most other male sexual parameters, often been taken as defining sexual worth. The more orgasms the better, has been a general cry. It would not help the ego of most men to learn they can generally be beaten in this area by young boys. In the Kinsey data, in a series of 182 observed cases, 81 of the preadolescent boys achieved orgasm only once. 17 achieved it twice, 42 achieved it three, four or five times in succession, 30 achieved it from six to ten times in succession and 12 achieved it more than ten times in succession. The undisputed record was twenty-one orgasms in a row. One eleven-month-old baby boy managed fourteen orgasms in thirty-eight minutes, one eleven-year-old had eleven orgasms in an hour; a fourteen-year-old had eleven orgasms in four hours, and so on and so forth. It should be remembered that such startling multi orgasmic capabilities are generally lost at the time when orgasm is accompanied by the ejaculation of semen. At the same time there are some adult men who achieve high orgasmic performance over a long period. Kinsey records the case of one man who had three orgasms a day over a period of thirty years, and one who averaged 33.1 orgasms a week over a thirty-year period.
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Old 11-23-2003, 10:58 PM   #10 (permalink)
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LOL Thank you so much for the site. Thats awesome.
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Old 11-25-2003, 04:00 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I have my new years goal. To learn how to mutli-gasm.
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Old 11-25-2003, 07:20 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Remember it's not the quantity,
it's the quality.

Practice, Practice, Practice
Enjoy yourself and share in the enjoyment.
Let yourself go.

You'll find yourself breaking all your own records.
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Old 11-25-2003, 07:45 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Very good web site thanks
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Old 11-25-2003, 08:15 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Haha, awesome site
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Old 11-25-2003, 09:00 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Some tricks that people get up to for sexual enjoyment are quite remarkable. Some bondage and sadistic practices are cruel and hardly to be encouraged: in extreme cases people have been whipped to death, crucified on wooden beams, and burned alive. In such instances it is hard to imagine that the participants, willing or not, are unaware of the extreme hazards they run. Sometimes, however, there can be dangers that people do not realise - as, for example, with a man performing oral sex on a woman (cunnilingus). If he blows into the vagina, accidentally or on purpose, he is quite likely to kill his loved one through air embolism! Such an event is not designed to prolong a happy relationship. Death in such circumstances can be remarkably rapid, a matter of seconds. There are some such instances in the medical literature.
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Old 11-25-2003, 11:18 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Holy shit. I mean, wow. Even just a little puff of air?
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Old 11-26-2003, 11:13 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Sometimes, however, there can be dangers that people do not realise - as, for example, with a man performing oral sex on a woman (cunnilingus). If he blows into the vagina, accidentally or on purpose, he is quite likely to kill his loved one through air embolism!
I find that a little hard to believe as being true, but if it is, damn! I'll have to remember to avoid that.
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Old 11-26-2003, 11:24 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I've heard that as well. So don't do it!
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Old 11-26-2003, 12:55 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I consulted with a nurse friend of mine and her words were along the lines of "blowing in a woman's vagina won't cause it, you have to force air into a vein/artery/open blood vessel to cause an embolism."

Makes me feel much safer - just figured I'd pass along the info.
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Old 11-26-2003, 03:48 PM   #20 (permalink)
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http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-298.htm

I can't believe they didn't fucking mentioned me...
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Old 11-26-2003, 06:09 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I think you are born with the ability to multi-orgasm. I've had no problem to "multi-gasm"
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Old 11-26-2003, 07:07 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Re: Guiness books record for sex

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Originally posted by Chauncey
Does anyone know what the guiness book records are for sex etc.

like what couple who has continual sex the longest without breaking for food, potty ciggerette etc.

longest orgasm.

longest sex act done upside down verticly.

longest sex act done in a tank full of sharks.

the most people to have sex in a room while watching pee wee hermans big adventure while fingerpainting macaroni art.

The most positions done in one day.

Is this kind of stuff even in the record books?

Yes we have a winner. Ladies and gentlemen, the man who sacrificed himself to realize these dreams and others is the one and only,....STING,...."eRR,...tantric something."
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