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Old 12-25-2003, 04:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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how to make a girl horny

ok guys!

this is a little trick to make the girls horny (and you)

buy vanilla perfume
spray it on the walls or a couch or whereever you and the chosen will be

and let the night go on.... i dont know what it is, but it works
theres something about vanilla that makes my girl crazy

does it work for you? give it a try!
i would LOVE to hear if it worked for you

EDIT: REMEMBER ITS A FEMALE PERFUME!
so dont spray it on your self!

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Old 12-25-2003, 05:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I hate the smell of vanilla!
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Old 12-25-2003, 05:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
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the perfume is better, and why post the poll on something you havent tried?
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Old 12-25-2003, 08:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I think what Averett is saying is that vanilla wouldn't work on her.
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Old 12-25-2003, 08:32 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Vanilla is an aphrodisiac. However, it doesn't work on all girls. Especially when it isn't an organic substance. I personally don't like perfumes and such very much because of all the chemicals... I get a headache. But I LOVE essential oils. Vanilla doesn't really get me in the mood, either.
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Old 12-25-2003, 08:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 12-26-2003, 12:09 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Girls smell good.
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Old 12-26-2003, 03:19 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I think what Averett is saying is that vanilla wouldn't work on her.
Yup
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Old 12-26-2003, 03:40 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Damn.. Have to think up a new plan then
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Old 12-26-2003, 07:37 AM   #10 (permalink)
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you know what would work better just dip your whole body in chocolate.... geesh vanilla, I'd just figure you were cooking something.
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Old 12-26-2003, 08:07 AM   #11 (permalink)
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by s1lVa

"this is a little trick to make the girls horny (and you)"


Dude... there is no little trick to make all girls horny,
There a million little ways to make each girl horny...
What works for one person might totally flop with another,
The best 'trick' is to get to know her...
find her soft spot...
and drive her out of her mind with some personal attention

They may be nice to nibble on but women don't come out of a cookie cutter.
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Old 12-26-2003, 08:08 AM   #12 (permalink)
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you know what would work better just dip your whole body in chocolate.... geesh vanilla, I'd just figure you were cooking something.
its something about the cent, but it is different from women to women
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Old 12-26-2003, 09:41 AM   #13 (permalink)
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i've found that sex makes girls horny....

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Old 12-26-2003, 12:17 PM   #14 (permalink)
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omg omg, thats really funny. my lover and i were talking about sex smells (the smell that one has while/after sex)and he says i smell like vanilla!

anyway, i love the smell of vanilla. i have two bottles of vanilla body spray. =D
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Old 12-26-2003, 01:39 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 12-26-2003, 03:16 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I use to always wear vanilla perfume and guys loved it! Still have guys that I know from years ago say when they smell vanilla they always think of me. Not sure of it working on girls though.
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Old 12-26-2003, 03:50 PM   #17 (permalink)
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i've found that sex makes girls horny....

i find no sex makes me horny. i always want what i can't have. i like the smell of vanilla a lot, but i don't think it makes me horny so much....
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Old 12-26-2003, 03:56 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Sounds worth a try at least...
I'll report back in a few days!
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Old 12-26-2003, 11:31 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I had a girlfriend who used a vanilla body spray every once in a while. She smelled like cookies. That got ME hot.

Coconut smells can do it for me too. Hard to be on a sunny beach without sporting a pup tent.
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Old 12-27-2003, 07:50 AM   #20 (permalink)
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The smell of money makes girls horny....
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Old 12-27-2003, 01:41 PM   #21 (permalink)
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The smell of money makes girls horny....
I've only encountered that with strippers.
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Old 12-27-2003, 03:42 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I've only encountered that with strippers.
Dare I ask how many times?

You shouldn't be admitting things like that!!
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Old 12-27-2003, 05:16 PM   #23 (permalink)
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i have vanilla candles..i love the smell and so does my g/f...
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Old 12-27-2003, 08:32 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Dare I ask how many times?

You shouldn't be admitting things like that!!
If you have a huge wad of cash, any strippers in your area instantly flock to you.
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Old 12-28-2003, 07:49 AM   #25 (permalink)
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every woman is different
my last woman would get horny if i were to lick her ankles

this chick i just went dancing with mentioned some cologn that would guarantee to get any guy laid
i was drunk and have not even a clue what she said that it was
though when I see her next at work I'm thinking about asking
lol
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Old 12-28-2003, 04:29 PM   #26 (permalink)
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If you have a huge wad of cash, any strippers in your area instantly flock to you.
I'm sadly lacking in the "huge wad of cash" quota at the moment. Pity really...
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Old 12-28-2003, 05:17 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 12-29-2003, 11:03 AM   #28 (permalink)
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hmm... Usually just a nibble on the ear is all I need to do... I'm not the biggest fan of vanilla and although I cant speak for her I dont think my g/f is either. Not to the point of needing sex when she smells it at least...
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Old 12-29-2003, 10:07 PM   #29 (permalink)
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The smell of money makes girls horny....
Indeed....although, I must admit that I am not a stripper!

But I must agree that I love the smell of vanilla, but it can't be overused. I couldn't ever wear it as a perfume, because I would definatley get sick of it and probably end up hating the smell. But in certain situations, at certain times...it could come in handy...
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Old 12-29-2003, 10:24 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I hate the smell of vanilla!
Blasphemy.

I don't know how accurate this project can be. If I have a lady in my house, on my bed, then I think she's horny anyways.
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Old 01-04-2004, 12:01 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I can see it now:

"Why do the sheets smell like womens perfume? Who was in your bed?"
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Old 01-04-2004, 12:34 PM   #32 (permalink)
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The smell of money makes girls horny....
I concur.
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Old 01-07-2004, 12:27 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 01-07-2004, 05:29 AM   #34 (permalink)
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I can see it now:

"Why do the sheets smell like womens perfume? Who was in your bed?"
This is the real story...
I'll bet every guy has been there.
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Old 01-07-2004, 06:13 AM   #35 (permalink)
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IT works for my wife. But we do not use perfume. We use essential oils in a evaporater
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Old 01-08-2004, 06:28 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Here's a different wrinkle on the question. I grew up in a small rural community with many poor and simple folks. Old women would sometimes use vanilla extract as perfume. When I smell vanilla on a woman I think of grandma. Kills my sexual appetite but makes me very hungry for cookies.
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Old 01-08-2004, 06:45 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Stupid. This whole thread is just dumb. There are no aphrodisiacs. Never have been - at least not in the sense of a substance that will overwhelm one's free will and compel them to copulate!

Are there smells that predispose a person to a particular mindset? Sure - think about the smell of your parent's house or walking the hallways of your old high school or university.

Realtors know to sprinkle just a pinch of cinnamon on stove burners just before showing a house.

The is a fair bit of research suggesting the smell of grapefruits or apples hastens the feeling of fullness while eating.

Yes the olfactory glands are very close to the brain. No it does not mean the limbic system just does whatever the nose tells it.

Even pheremones only predispose. Even then, the response of the test subject is almost totally unpredictable.

Sorry to be such a bitch about this, but too many men and women have been ripped off by unscruplous hucksters promising unlimited sexual success.

BTW - if there was such a powerful substance, and by exposing some woman to it, she would immediately want to have sex with me, regardless of her previous mindset, would that not be rape? Chemical coersion, just like Rohipnol.
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Old 01-08-2004, 09:24 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Usually my woman gets turned on after she gives me a rim job.
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Old 01-09-2004, 05:39 AM   #39 (permalink)
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How do you know whether it was the vanilla or not? It might have happened anyway. This does not seem a very well controlled experiment
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Old 01-09-2004, 07:21 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Vanilla is an aphrodisiac. Crabtree and Evelyn has a number of excellent vanilla fragrances.
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