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The Matrix Vibe


The Matrix Vibe is the very latest in technology and sexual enjoyment. Your computer can now pleasure you to! Become one with your laptop or desktop as you plug the Matrix Vibe into your USB port and reach orgasmic heights with this 10-speed pulsation and vibrating bullet vibe.
All at the touch of your finger! The vibe requires no batteries, as it runs off the user's computer. A USB cable to connect the vibe to your computer is included, no software is needed for the device to run.

So what are you waiting for? Get ready to “Plug and Play”

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sillygirl

Uhhh..... :-/

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hellasnow

wow thats awesome if your a chick. always thought they should make something where 2 people could have a device hooked to a pc and somewhat seem like there pleasuring each other from pc to pc. probably not to far away

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todd

Hey thats actually not a bad idea... That would be pretty cool hellasnow. Like for a girl a little stand with a remote control dildoish thing on it, and the person at the other end controls it somehow, and make it move any direction they want it to..that would be cool. Haha it would open up a whole new world for cybersex. I'm not too huge on cybering though...I only do for some entertainment when i'm bored.

Stiltzkin

Hmm... did you see the price on that thing? About $60. If I had a girlfriend that was worth it (or a girlfriend at all...)... I still don't think I'd buy something this vain.

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herostar

oh my, this could be huge for live online porn

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tenchi069

It opens up very many new possibilities.

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TheFirstDuffMan

This made the rounds around the internet a few years ago: FU-FME. That vibrator ain't got nothin'

tenchi069

hehe, that FUFME is hilarious. If it is a joke it is great, if not, it's even funnier.

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numist

if they made it remotely controllable (like, me control it plugged in to someone elses computer) then Id get one in a second...

dragon2fire

such a bad joke


plug and play


lol

Labyrinth

hmm.. interesting.... very interesting (girl here).. sounds fun.. but im not sure if i would use one.. i dont see where sexual pleasure comes from online.. you know the whole "cyber sex"... i'd prefer just the real live vibrator.. or dildo.. or vibrating dildo! haha..

taylorspl

Now we just need a USB pocket pussy.

ComradeJoe23

HAHAHA yes a pocket pussy. Exactly! Im sorry bro but there is one already out. Check it. http://www.vrinnovations.com/index2.htm

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World's King

I hope that I'm never lonely enough to have to buy one of those. Jesus. That's just crazy.

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*Nikki*

I want one

diddagirl

Holy crap....what is this world coming to

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taylorspl

I don't even know what to say to that...? I wonder what it feels like....wait no....wait ahh shit yea I kinda do wonder.

GakFace

that FU-FME? Holy crap... Can you honestly Imagine stand up and fucking your computer? I mean honestly... As for the women.. you'd need the drive really low for that to work out right... On top of that the picture shows her on her desk... wouldn't that be just a little awkward?

Like the man said.. that's a funny joke, and even funnier if its not.

As for the USB Vibe? Thats what you get your girlfriend when you're on the computer too much... this way she doesn't mind so much.

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