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Old 04-18-2004, 05:48 AM   #1 (permalink)

Ok, I have a question for the great TFP sages. How is sex in a jacuzzi? How does it work differently from in the bedroom? Can you use a condom? I guess I'm just looking for stories or other wisdom, so if you've been there before, post your story!
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Old 04-18-2004, 07:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I've never done it, but I'm told that underwater sex isn't all it's cracked up to be. Evidently the water washes away the lubrication...
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Old 04-18-2004, 07:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
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That's what I've heard too...

Apparently not so good for the woman because of that. Maybe have your fun, but once it gets time for actual intercourse, get to dry land
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Old 04-18-2004, 09:07 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I have had sex in one several times, and for us it was incredible. The water can "dry" things out a bit but if you have lots of foreplay before hand it didnt seem to effect things. Just take it slow and dont force anything and all should go well. Its also nice after sex because you can relax and enjoy the afterglow in the water, and to me it kind of makes the sensations of orgasm last a bit longer being in the warm water. We used no lube during intercourse and I cannot comment on a rubber being used. BUt I have no complaints whatsoever.

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Old 04-18-2004, 11:52 AM   #5 (permalink)
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A jucuzzi can be a great part of foreplay. I've found that it can be harder to maneuver. Just cause things tend to be more slippery to hold on to. As for lube - it can wash away the slickness for the girl but enough foreplay can help that. You will want to make sure you have the tub clean because it could increase the risk of irritation for the woman. It's fun for a change. Not something I'd jump for every time. Just spices thing up. Give it a try. I don't really know how it would do for rubbers. Might have to check on that since I can imagine the heat might affect them. Also the lack of lube might create more friction increasing your chances of breaking the rubber.
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Old 04-18-2004, 03:49 PM   #6 (permalink)
I have had sex in the shower and it was a bit more dry which creates more friction. So if you are gonna use a condom I'd make sure to use a lot of lube so that it doesn't break in the heat of the moment.
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Old 04-18-2004, 05:06 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I dont reccommend it... I've had sex in the shower, and in a jacuzzi a few times, and its just not all that fun

Take my advice... use it as foreplay then move to the bedroom, or out of the water in any case
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Old 04-19-2004, 07:20 AM   #8 (permalink)
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see i think sex in the shower rules!!!

done it many times....and it was friggin aweome!....jacuzzzi......not sure.....but it's gotta be better than in a bath tub...not enough room!
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Old 04-19-2004, 08:23 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Sex in the jacuzzi can be very hot. My wife and I have done it several times at hotels we were staying at late at night when there was a chance of getting caught. There was also one time during the day when the resort was in off-season so there weren't many people around.

The pluses:

Hot water makes my wife incredibly horny.
There is a natural buoyancy that can help remove any issues where you are straining doing to holding your weight in a certain position.
You can stay hard for a much longer time as the sensation is desensitized.

The minuses:

Lubrication can be a problem sort of, but if you do enough foreplay to begin with she is usually lubricated enough.
It can be harder to keep and maintain an erection if the water temperature is too hot.
If you aren't really jacked up to begin with, it can be hard for the man to orgasm due to the lower sensitivity (kind of like having a very think condom on).
You can't move as fast just due to the water.

All-in-all I give it a thumbs up as long as you do lots of foreplay ahead of time. If you are looking for water sex though, I suggest doing it in the ocean in an area where there aren't a bunch of big waves. We found sex in the ocean just off the beach in Mazatlan, Puerto Vallarta and Cancun to be highly pleasureable. The water temperature is a bit cooler than jacuzzis.
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Old 04-19-2004, 10:16 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 04-19-2004, 10:45 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Sex in the ocean sucks because that salt water burns!

As far as sex in the jacuzzi.....WONDERFUL. That added lube from the hot water feels fantastic.
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Old 04-19-2004, 10:47 AM   #12 (permalink)
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It can be harder to keep and maintain an erection if the water temperature is too hot.
Bingo. And forget the erection, I have trouble even remaining conscious at the bath temperature my wife likes. We have a bath with jets in our master bathroom, and finally I purchased a waterproof vibrator in my approximate size. We use that for fooling around if she wants.

The shower, however, is much fun for us. She gets very wet, so lubrication is not an issue.
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Old 04-19-2004, 10:50 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Its cool, depends on the chick tho. I had an experience with one that just dried her out. Another was just fine. If yer worried about babies too the chlorine does wonders for killing sperm.

But, I've never found any place that is out of the ordinary better than the other.

(except in public---man that is sooo hot)
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Old 04-19-2004, 10:55 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Best blow job i've ever had was in a jacuzzi
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Old 04-19-2004, 06:09 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Never in a Jacuzzi, but my fiance and I once had sex in one of those honeymoon suite bathtubs they have at hotels. A good time was had by all.
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Old 04-19-2004, 07:58 PM   #16 (permalink)
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If yer worried about babies too the chlorine does wonders for killing sperm.
ive heard that the amount of chlorine in most pools and jacuzzis isnt high enough to be very spermacidal... and even if it was i wouldnt rely on that exclusively...

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Old 04-19-2004, 10:13 PM   #17 (permalink)
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um yeah. Burns from jacuzzi water don't make for a fun evening... 'nough said. I don't think I ever want to try that ever again. I've never jumped so high so fast in my entire life. Ow.

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Old 04-19-2004, 10:34 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Well, my experience in the jacuzzi was FRIGGIN AWESOME to say the least. We have one of those hot tubs that have the formed seats in them. Let me tell you, that those things add some very cool options for positions. The whole lube thing was not a problem at all. The desensitized thing kinda rings a bell cause I lasted for a while, but I attributed that to the booze... All in all, I would say that it was one of the top three sexual experiences of my life!
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Old 04-20-2004, 06:16 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 04-20-2004, 05:41 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I had sex in a jacuzzi once. I almost passed out. It was outside, on a deck, in the dead of winter. The water was hot. All of my extremities began to tingle, as did my lips. You might think this was good. But no it wasn't. Because of a combination of the sexual excitement, the physical exertion, and the hot water I almost lost consciousness. We got out of the water and retired to the house, where we continued our business on the livingroom floor. My advice: keep it out of the jacuzzi.

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Old 04-21-2004, 05:02 AM   #21 (permalink)
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It plays havoc with the filter. Think egg drop soup.
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Old 04-21-2004, 12:40 PM   #22 (permalink)
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It plays havoc with the filter. Think egg drop soup.
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We did it in a pool once, but not a jacuzzi. The pool was nice, but not the greatest IMO. Plus we almost got caught, which wasn't in the plan, and that killed it for me.
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Old 04-21-2004, 03:32 PM   #23 (permalink)
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My experience is not with sex in a jacuzzi, per se, but I do know that she really enjoyed the jets! She throws her legs over the edge of the tub, scootches her bum against the jet, while you hold her from behind...

The jet will fill her and swirl around in a most pleasurable way. Let your fingers wander....

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Old 04-21-2004, 06:43 PM   #24 (permalink)
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All I have to say is that we tried pool sex once, and it didn't work.

I got all dried out and it was hard to keep me from drowning. Haha.
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Old 04-21-2004, 07:11 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I say if you have the chance, give it a shot--any damage done from hot water or dryness to do pool water, can be kissed all better
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Old 04-25-2004, 08:05 PM   #26 (permalink)
Use an oil based lubricant (Vaseline) if dryness is a problem. However I would not recommend sex in Jacuzzi or Pools that have chlorinated water, you may easily pump water all the way into her uterus and fallopian tubes. If you can find a Jucauzzi with salt system, go for it. But wait for other people to get out first.
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Old 04-27-2004, 02:32 AM   #27 (permalink)
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My friends did it, but then a dog licked the girls ass afterwards, so I dont know how it went.
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Old 05-01-2004, 06:37 PM   #28 (permalink)
Jucauzzis are fun really like the bubbles, pools are better, nice temp and lots of buoyancy, but for me showers are the best. Expecially when its one with a detachable shower head..

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Old 05-02-2004, 05:54 AM   #29 (permalink)
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I've heard that jacuzzis make a big mess when you cum... but I wouldn't know since I've never had sex in one.

My girlfriend always talks about renting a hotel room with a jacuzzi one day so we can have sex there..... maybe we should give it a try someday.
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Old 05-08-2004, 01:27 PM   #30 (permalink)
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...lot of water to change, unless you dont mind a jacuzzi full of spunk.. eeuuuwww
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Old 05-11-2004, 05:20 AM   #31 (permalink)
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As long as she is wet enough (you know what I mean) it can be a whole lot of fun. Just be carefull you don't get too hot because then you will get dizzy and sick afterwards.

Jacuzzi's are shallow enough that you can sort of float around and do your thing with lots of control surfaces to get the necessary levarage.
Greg is right. we stayed in for about five hours one time in the middle of the snow and ice while we were skiing in Colorado. its lots of fun, the sex was fantastic, but it does horrible things to you when you try to get out if youve been in too long!!!
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Old 05-11-2004, 07:12 AM   #32 (permalink)
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I've never done it, but I'm told that underwater sex isn't all it's cracked up to be. Evidently the water washes away the lubrication...
it sounds better than it is...

damn all those skiing movies with the night moves in the hot tub.
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