How to get out those stubborn cum stains.
 

Be it the after-sex drip, an especially wet girl, a male missfire, or a masturbatory session gone out of hand, sexual secretions inevitably end up where you do not want them, and staying. Does anyone have any special tips for getting stains out of sheets, clothing (I've heard semen completely ruins anything black), carpets, hair (big complaint among the ladies) or any other local you can think of? Let's make the world a cleaner place after we've been dirty.

my washing machine has always taken care of that :)

Water seems to do it for me. Never had much of a problem with that, maybe exept the time I didn't notice a stain on my shirt (hey, don't ask), and went to meet some people. Lucky for me, it was not very visible.

Use something powerful like Ultra Tide or Clorox 2 because cum stains can be permanent if not washed away on a timely basis.

As a man who wears nothing but black- and has black bedsheets- I can tell you that all you need is spit, or water and a little soap. If you find one after it's dried, just drop a little spit (i'm not joking) on it and rub it in. Don't let it air dry, wipe it dry with something. No effort, and it'll disappear.

Of course, you could always just wash the sheets the next day. Why would you let it just sit there forever?

what a fitting avatar you have WhiteDevil....I just wash whatever it is in the washing machine.

Yeah, try fitting a couch in there.

soap, water, and elbow grease.

or head it off earlier and be careful where you point it.

You know, your spit will get out your blood from cloth, why not other bodily fluids? Something to do with enzymes in your system.