Blowing your...nose
 

This will probably sound pretty stupid, but have you ever noticed the similarities between sneezing and ejaculating? Bear with me here:

When you are going to sneeze, you often realize maybe 5 to 10 seconds ahead of time. You know it is coming, you feel the pressure quickly building, and it actually feels kind of nice. About a second til blast off, it is right around the corner, and you can try to delay it if you are skilled (tantric sneezing?) Then the moment of zen - the audible "ahhhHHHH!" as you inhale, only to ejaculate mucus a fraction of a second later. There is a mess everywhere (unless you were using a kleenex); you catch your breath. Then you think, 'man, that finished pretty quickly.'

Very sexual, isn't it? :hmm:

Now I shall sleep, wake up in 5 and a half hours, and take my last final exam of this year.

Oh yum. finals. ugh. I got some to take yet.

There once was a thread titled "Is sneezing 1/10nth of an orgasim".

Never replied properly to it but the description you portray cracks me up.

I have hay fever resulting in a morning sneezing fit (every day)consisting of at least 10 in a row.

Never needed tissues once.

Alas.

Re: Blowing your...nose
 

Actually yes, I agree completely. I look forward to sneezing for just that reason. :)

Re: Re: Blowing your...nose
 

same

i really enjoy sneezing

In both cases you better have some tissue ready.

Sneezing is fine. However, if you could combine the two....need I say more?

Semi-relevant joke:

A two strangers, a man and a woman, are sitting next to each other on a long plane ride. After a while, the man sneezes, whips out his dick, and wipes it off with a tissue. The woman, not beleiving what she just saw stays silent. About ten minuts later the same thing happens: the man sneezes, whipes out his dick, and wipes it off. The woman is both shocked and curious.

Woman: What are you doing?
Man: I have a rare condition, I orgasm every time I sneeze
Woman: Wow, thats incredible. Are you taking anything for it?
Man: Yeah... pepper

haha... thats a top joke triad. *thumbs up*

and yes, sneezing rocks. its the same sort of deal with waking up and bending your big toe. the pressure builds up and it feels all tingly, then *CRACK* its all over. ahh, the feeling is just sensational. I'm a big fan of that one too.

I have heard of people (women) who can sneeze/orgasm. I unfortunately don't know any of them, or I'd be armed with ground pepper...for their benefit, if course...

I was trying to think of some Kleenex joke since both activities can require them, but I couldn't come up with (so to speak) anything good. :D

Cchris points out the one BIG difference for men... Men can have multiple sneezes but not multiple orgasms... :(

My son had a daycare providor once who told me every time she sneezes she has a mini orgasim. Every time I sneeze since then (14 years) I think, "dam, wish this mad me orgasim."