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Old 09-29-2004, 08:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Sexual Challenge

So I am getting together with a friend in a week or so for a weekend of fun. During the course of recent conversations however there's been this air of challenging one another. Unspecifically we're talking about who will cum first or who will wear who out - which has sort of led us to trying to come up with a contest to see who wins or loses and gets a prize of some sort.

Soooo - I need some ideas because I am having a hard time coming up with an unambiguous goal. I also am finding it difficult to think of my prize since this woman will more or less be doing a lot of what I desire during our time together.

Help me out - what sort of goal could we challenge one another to? (first to cum is out since that's going to be a quick contest - first to wear out the other? maybe...). And any suggestions as to a decent "prize".

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Old 09-29-2004, 08:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Umm... What about first to moan?
First to want to change position?

I'm drawing a blank for anything else, I usually try to concentrate on enjoying the sex, not winning a competition.

As for a prize, what about a day where the loser has to perform any sexual favors(within reason) that the winner wants?
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Old 09-29-2004, 08:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-29-2004, 08:40 PM   #4 (permalink)
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You could always do something interesting like "slave for a day" as the prize, or treating the other to dinner and a movie.
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Old 09-29-2004, 08:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I've got one. Sex olympics.
Day 1: the marathon. In the real olympics, the Kenyans always win the marathon. Now it's your turn. Gold: 2 hours straight, Silver: 1 hour, Bronze: 20 minutes...
Day 2: the sprint. You'll be exhausted from yesterday's activities, so we'll keep it short today. REALLY short. The benifits? The same as in the Olympic 100-meter dash: a quick, explosive, life-affirming display of strength and passion. You probably won't need any help with this one. Gold: both under 3 minutes, Silver: she has an orgasm in 5 minutes, Bronze: you have an orgasm in the first 45 seconds and have to do the dishes.
Day 3: archery. Put away the arrow, Robin. You're going to be using your tongue in this event. But you will need the same skills Olympic archers use-aim, positioning, and a keen eye. The feather in the cap is optional... Gold: She makes noises that, frankly, scare you, Silver: She reaches orgasm and pats you on the head, Bronze: she closes up the target range early; moves on
Day 4: discus throw. What are the Olympics, if not a celebration of the inhuman things the human body can do? It's time to use those positions that only gymnists are supposed to know. I suggest the judge's stand, wheelbarrow (if that's to hard, use the bunny slopes), and the heavy lifter...(PM for descriptions, but only if absolutely necessary). Gold: All three positions, no injuries, Silver: Two positions, one or two rugburns, Bronze: one position, and you fell.
Day 5: synchronized swimming. Aqua sex feels like nothing else on earth. Okay, that's a little wierd. But sex underwater is cool for the simple reason that the laws of gravity are temporarily undone thanks to boyancy. Unfortunatally for your partner, the laws of lubrication are still very much in effect when you do it. Swimming pool = too much chlorine, ocean = salt water, and the little mermaid. Go for the hot tub, and bring the lube. Gold: 1 hour underwater, Silver: at least 30 minutes, Bronze: after 10 minutes, you both become land lubbers
Day 6: soccer. Sometimes the best way to intensify an erotic experience is to impose limitations. The object of this game: for you and your partner to reach orgasm using any means necesssary...except with your hands. Don't worry; you still have you mouth, feet, soccer ball...this game will not remain scoreless at halftime. Gold: 2 goals each, Silver 1 goal each, Bronze: you take matters into your own hands
Day 7: the decathlon. A word about the venue for today's event: be sure to pick a warm room and have a bunch of fluffy towels on hand. Don't be afraid of the floor, bring mats! the ten spots: 1-feet, 2-behind knees, 3-area where groin and legs meet, 4-breasts, 5-inside of the arm, 6-hands, 7-neck, 8-shoulders, 9-behind the ears, 10-head and scalp. Gold: she's unconscious, Silver: she's grateful, Bronze, she's grateful it's over.
Day 8: team handball. Same basic premice as soccer (day 6), but now you're limited to using your hot little paws. Former Catholic highschool stuents will be most familiar with this event, since it is the only way to have sex ithout going to hell. Scoring same as day 6
Day 9: freestyle gymnastics. Do it and do it right. You've been at it all week, so just do whatever makes you both feel good. And accept nothing less than a 9.5 from the judges.

Enjoy.
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Old 09-29-2004, 09:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
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holy shit.
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Old 09-29-2004, 11:09 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Did you come up with that, or derive it from another source? Bibliography amigo!
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Old 09-30-2004, 07:52 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Most info was from Men's Health Mag. September 2000 issue, as well as my list of positions, and (of course) the 2004 Summer Olympic Games. Inspiration can come from any source...
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Old 09-30-2004, 08:56 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Dude, you've put entirely too much thought into this!
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Old 09-30-2004, 09:05 AM   #10 (permalink)
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How about who can make the other cum first? Of course this means you have to trust her if she says she hasn't cum yet, but that doesn't sound like it should be a problem.

Sure, it sounds unfair to you, but think of it as a test of your own self-control.
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Old 09-30-2004, 10:09 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Dude, you've put entirely too much thought into this!
You'd think so....but I'd never post something liks this without trying it first. Let's just say I didn't think this up for tfp people, but I'm glad to share.
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Old 09-30-2004, 10:44 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2004, 10:49 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Don't forget the 9 1/2 weeks session in front of the fridge; be creative with food! Feed each other without using hands...
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Old 09-30-2004, 11:44 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Wow, someone's been thinking about this alot... nice list man
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Old 09-30-2004, 12:27 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Willravel,

Wow! Have you really "participated" in all the events you listed? I'm curious to hear an event-by-event rundown.

What a list! I'm impressed that you'd take the time to think of something so creative. Intelligence is so sexy.
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Old 09-30-2004, 01:58 PM   #16 (permalink)
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*blushes* I don't want to take away attention from the post itself. I was just trying to help out a fellow man (person), Jerikofeng . Let's just say I scored gold, silver, gold, silver, silver, gold, gold, gold, and a 9.6 (the russian judge gave me a 9.2, lowering my overall). We went home happy. Event by event available through PM.
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