Getting rid of hiccups - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

radioguy · 10-02-2004, 07:26 AM

My girl and I went out to the horse races last night. We drank alot of beer and bet alot of money! Anyways, she got the hiccups, I guess from drinking too much, I don't know. Everybody around us was trying to give us tips on how to get rid of them. Of course, none of them worked. The hiccups continued for about an hour, so we left. Once in the car, she told me of the one sure fire way to get rid of them.....suck a guy's dick! I didn't totally believe her, I needed proof.

She starts sucking my dick and BAM her hiccups are gone!!!!

I don't know how this works, but she said it's always worked for her. I just wanted to let ya'll know this to see if anyone else has tried it or needs to help out their mate with getting rid of the annoying hiccups.

Fellas, be kind to your women and offer up your dick to her to soothe her pain!!!

maleficent · 10-02-2004, 08:00 AM

Mind over matter....

It's not the sucking of the dick that cured 'em -- it was the concentration on something else. (kinda like the trick of drinking out of the other side of the glasss-- it's the concentrating on something else that is the key)

But -- hey if it worked for her --and you got something out of it -- then good on ya...

Willravel · 10-02-2004, 09:27 AM

Durring a sexual monent, breathing becomes much deeper and people can become more relaxed (regulating breathing and relaxing are knwon to stop hiccups). This could possibly explain, beyond a mind over matter explaination, why she was able to stop.

stonegrody · 10-02-2004, 02:00 PM

I don't know how or if it works but I will definitely recommend that as cure from now on

Seething · 10-02-2004, 02:58 PM

I'm sure that works for girls, but what should guys do? I don't know about you, but I'd rather keep hiccups for years rather than suck a dick...

On topic, what the others have said is right. The deeper breathing and taking your mind off them is what helps do it.

maleficent · 10-02-2004, 03:01 PM

betcha if a dick were presented to you, and you were told to suck it, your hiccups would be scared right out of you....

sillygirl · 10-02-2004, 03:37 PM

omg, mal, you did it again.

radioguy · 10-02-2004, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by maleficent

Mind over matter....

It's not the sucking of the dick that cured 'em -- it was the concentration on something else. (kinda like the trick of drinking out of the other side of the glasss-- it's the concentrating on something else that is the key)

But -- hey if it worked for her --and you got something out of it -- then good on ya...

she tried drinking out of the other side of the cup, but that didn't work. maybe she REALLY wanted to enjoy something else, but didn't want to come out and say it!

CityOfAngels · 10-03-2004, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by radioguy

Once in the car, she told me of the one sure fire way to get rid of them.....suck a guy's dick! I didn't totally believe her, I needed proof...she said it's always worked for her.

Next time you kiss her, think of how many times she's had hiccups and you were around.

Extra bonus: Ask her how many times she's had hiccups when you weren't around.

jenjen · 10-06-2004, 05:07 PM

Weren't you the least bit worried having your girlfriend go down on you while her mouth is having spasms (i.e. hiccups)? Seems like a recipe for possible disaster!

10-02-2004, 07:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
radioguy Registered User Location: Texas	Getting rid of hiccups My girl and I went out to the horse races last night. We drank alot of beer and bet alot of money! Anyways, she got the hiccups, I guess from drinking too much, I don't know. Everybody around us was trying to give us tips on how to get rid of them. Of course, none of them worked. The hiccups continued for about an hour, so we left. Once in the car, she told me of the one sure fire way to get rid of them.....suck a guy's dick! I didn't totally believe her, I needed proof. She starts sucking my dick and BAM her hiccups are gone!!!! I don't know how this works, but she said it's always worked for her. I just wanted to let ya'll know this to see if anyone else has tried it or needs to help out their mate with getting rid of the annoying hiccups. Fellas, be kind to your women and offer up your dick to her to soothe her pain!!!

10-02-2004, 08:00 AM	#2 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Mind over matter.... It's not the sucking of the dick that cured 'em -- it was the concentration on something else. (kinda like the trick of drinking out of the other side of the glasss-- it's the concentrating on something else that is the key) But -- hey if it worked for her --and you got something out of it -- then good on ya... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

10-02-2004, 02:00 PM	#4 (permalink)
stonegrody Brooding. Location: CA-USA	I don't know how or if it works but I will definitely recommend that as cure from now on __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal. All this pain is an illusion. Tool - Parabola

10-02-2004, 02:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
Seething Insane	I'm sure that works for girls, but what should guys do? I don't know about you, but I'd rather keep hiccups for years rather than suck a dick... On topic, what the others have said is right. The deeper breathing and taking your mind off them is what helps do it. __________________ Common sense is uncommon. Ironic, isn't it?

10-02-2004, 03:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	betcha if a dick were presented to you, and you were told to suck it, your hiccups would be scared right out of you.... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

10-02-2004, 09:27 AM	#3 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	Durring a sexual monent, breathing becomes much deeper and people can become more relaxed (regulating breathing and relaxing are knwon to stop hiccups). This could possibly explain, beyond a mind over matter explaination, why she was able to stop.

10-02-2004, 03:37 PM	#7 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	omg, mal, you did it again. __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

10-06-2004, 05:07 PM	#10 (permalink)
jenjen Tilted Location: Oregon	Just a thought Weren't you the least bit worried having your girlfriend go down on you while her mouth is having spasms (i.e. hiccups)? Seems like a recipe for possible disaster!