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Old 10-11-2004, 03:01 AM   #1 (permalink)
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This question requires your utmost honesty...

First let me say this: DO NOT answer this question if your SO visits this forum, or if there is a strong possibility of he/she visiting this forum!

Ok, well here goes: Do you currently find your SO physically attractive? I'm not asking if you are attracted to him/her, but rather if you didn't know him/her at all, and saw him/her walking down the street, would you say, "Oooh lah lah!" or would you say, "Oh dear Lord!"?
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Old 10-11-2004, 03:03 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 10-11-2004, 03:20 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Make that two votes for "Oooh lah lah!"

She is better looking today than she was when we got married.
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Old 10-11-2004, 03:34 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I'd say something more wicked than "Oooh lah lah" if I saw loverboy walking down the street
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Old 10-11-2004, 03:40 AM   #5 (permalink)
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If I saw mine walking down the street....I'd do my damndest to get his attention....he's so sexy looking to me its not even describable
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Old 10-11-2004, 03:59 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Yep. I'd say, "Man, would I like to fuck him.!"
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Old 10-11-2004, 04:40 AM   #7 (permalink)
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My SO reads this forum but I have nothing to hide. I've told him and he knows, I've never stopped finding him as attractive as the day we started going out. He's a very sexy guy and I can truthfully say that there is nothing about him I find unattractive! And, yes if he was walking down the street I'd think he was a bit of alright, no doubt.
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Old 10-11-2004, 06:01 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 10-11-2004, 06:39 AM   #9 (permalink)
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heh. bluebongo regulalry reads my new posts to keep tabs, so i'll hit her with this:

she's amazing. she's absolutely beautiful. she may not think it, because she has some self-esteem issues at times, but she is absolutely gorgeous. the first time we met, many years ago, i thought she was really cute. she's grown much more on me over time, and i love looking at her. every hair, every curve, every freckle, every mole... she's amazing in my eyes.
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Old 10-11-2004, 06:58 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I've found that if you really love someone sexual attraction does not necessarily mean physical beauty. However my SO is to die for... one of these days I'll have to post a picture, makes me want to drool and howl like a wolf...
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Old 10-11-2004, 07:06 AM   #11 (permalink)
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My wife is rad. She's my best friend and guys are always checking her out. I scored BIG TIME with her. Plus she has the best personality I've ever come across.
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Old 10-11-2004, 08:04 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Most definatly I would say my wife is a looker. And the best part is she is very happy and confident with the way she looks, and that totally turns me on. I still love looking at her getting dressed in the morning. I love the fact that her breasts are still fairly firm even after 2 children. I love that her rear is full and round. I love that she has womanly hips and a slight pooch in her belly. But even more than physically appealing, she is still the most fantastic mother and wife in the world.
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Old 10-11-2004, 08:23 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Another vote for Oooh Lah Lah!
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Old 10-11-2004, 08:55 AM   #14 (permalink)
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What's up with this no posting if your SO reads the forums rule? Well I think it's safe to say it's been broken, and that I'm allowing myself to post because there's nothing I hide from my partner. Of course I would find him attractive if I saw him walking down the street. He is the most attractive person over any one I know, in my eyes. I am more attracted to him over any other boyfriends i've been with and it was apparent from the first day we met.
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Old 10-11-2004, 09:02 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Utmost honesty.

I have a wife, and a we have a girlfriend (she's been with us for years now, and would be a 'second wife' except that's not legal.

Our girlfriend is definitely Ooh lah la. She's incredibly beautiful.

My wife, though still cute, has had health problems over the last few years that have made her put on a lot of weight. I like bigger women, but she's gotten to the point of obesity (350-360 lbs.). I love her to death, and we're working for her to be in better health and lose that weight, but I have to admit that if I didn't know anything about her, I would probably just walk on by.
The weird part is, it's not so much her looks that are hard for me to deal with, it's her lack of mobility. It's hard to be sexy when you can't really move.
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Old 10-11-2004, 09:02 AM   #16 (permalink)
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No but she gave birth on thrusday.

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Old 10-11-2004, 09:03 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Another vote for "Oooh lah lah!"
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Old 10-11-2004, 09:40 AM   #18 (permalink)
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ok, i'm going to go out of the box here.

i'm not currently dating anyone but in the past i rarly date guys who are physically stunning. i can honestly say that my head would not turn at hardly any of the guys i've had feelings for if i knew nothing of thier personality. this is not to say that i don't find them sexy as hell, just that "sexy" has more to do with personality then looks. in fact really attractive men mostly make me nervous.
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Old 10-11-2004, 02:18 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I rarely date guys who are physically stunning. i can honestly say that my head would not turn at hardly any of the guys i've had feelings for if i knew nothing of thier personality. this is not to say that i don't find them sexy as hell, just that "sexy" has more to do with personality then looks. in fact really attractive men mostly make me nervous.
EXACTLY ! I couldn't have said it better myself.
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Old 10-11-2004, 02:23 PM   #20 (permalink)
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EXACTLY ! I couldn't have said it better myself.

I feel the same.. although StickODynomiiiite is beautiful.. when we first met I didn't see beauty.. I saw her fun personality that led to other things and opened my mind to someone that I saw completely on a friendship level.
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Old 10-11-2004, 02:42 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Yes, my SO visits this site, but he knows how I would react.

My first reaction to him when I first saw him in high school was: He looks really creepy.

Mostly, that was because he was skinny and had long greasy hair. Now he's filled out, has a WAY more handsome face, and has a neat haircut. What a handsome boy!
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Old 10-11-2004, 02:53 PM   #22 (permalink)
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This question isn't gonna work the way you wanted.

No one in their right mind would admit to not finding their mate attractive.
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Old 10-11-2004, 03:07 PM   #23 (permalink)
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This question isn't gonna work the way you wanted.

No one in their right mind would admit to not finding their mate attractive.
Some already have. And what do you think I 'wanted' this thread to work like? I'm just asking the question and letting you all create the rest of the thread.
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Old 10-11-2004, 03:09 PM   #24 (permalink)
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i find my girl hella hot, very attractive
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Old 10-11-2004, 03:14 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Hell yeah he is hot. I would not be with him if I didn't find him attractive! Duh!
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Old 10-11-2004, 03:18 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Oh wait... I love her too. The fact that's she's pretty feckin' hot is just icing on the cake.

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Old 10-11-2004, 03:41 PM   #27 (permalink)
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He's always been hot as hell, and he always will be. Cute as a button too. Not to mention more charming than the devil.
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Old 10-11-2004, 03:44 PM   #28 (permalink)
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"Oooh la la!!" He's so freakin' hot!! And his smile belongs in a Crest commercial... *swoon*
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Old 10-11-2004, 04:18 PM   #29 (permalink)
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He's certainly cute and attractive. Is he the physically most attractive person i've ever met? No. But other things about him make him right up there on the list of total packages!
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Old 10-11-2004, 04:28 PM   #30 (permalink)
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This question isn't gonna work the way you wanted.

No one in their right mind would admit to not finding their mate attractive.
I disagree with that statement.
The question is about pure physical attraction if you were to watch them walk by.

My wife is not as attractive as she once was, and doesn't dress as sexy as she used to, so I probably would not give her a second look as she went by.
But to be fair, I am also not as attractive as I was when we met, and our relationship is based on a lot more than just physical looks. Sex is great, we get along well, share lots in common, and there is an amazing mental attraction between us.

I find her the most attractive woman in the world, when taking the entire package into account yet I probably wouldn't give her that second look if I did not know her.

Great question City of Angels!!

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Old 10-11-2004, 06:44 PM   #31 (permalink)
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First let me say this: DO NOT answer this question if your SO visits this forum, or if there is a strong possibility of he/she visiting this forum!

Ok, well here goes: Do you currently find your SO physically attractive? I'm not asking if you are attracted to him/her, but rather if you didn't know him/her at all, and saw him/her walking down the street, would you say, "Oooh lah lah!" or would you say, "Oh dear Lord!"?
Ooh lala for sure. Mrs. GAR is hot.
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Old 10-11-2004, 07:02 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I'd be like: Nice ass!
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Old 10-11-2004, 07:11 PM   #33 (permalink)
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"ooh lalah!" and I am NOT just saying that! Moon has mesmorizing eyes and gorgeous smile....when he smiles. I love his body- it's not muscle-built, he is just perfect. Muscley men are turn-offs anyways, because there's other things more important than a chisled body.
 
Old 10-11-2004, 07:30 PM   #34 (permalink)
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When I first met my girlfriend (i.e. before we got together) she had a hot body and it definitely drew a "hmm...hmm... hmm... I'd like to hit that" from me.

Three years later (and God only knows how many more pounds) I feel more like looking up to the sky and crying out "Oh lord... why can't she get her ass back in shape?"
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Old 10-11-2004, 07:33 PM   #35 (permalink)
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hmm, i would say "ooh lalah" about my SO as wells, but......................
there are times, more to the point, when she is telling me that i want "it" too much that i cant help but think of others and what it would be like to be with them. dont get me wrong, yes i know every hot (or even moderately warm) blooded male does the same thing, and yes i love her to death, but, going from atleast 4-5 times a week (before married) to 1-2 times a week (after married) sometimes leaves a little to be desired by me.


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Old 10-11-2004, 10:25 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Ooh la la for sure. From the day I met her I was trying to win her over.
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Old 10-11-2004, 11:32 PM   #37 (permalink)
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in fact really attractive men mostly make me nervous.
I'll bet I'd have you shaking in your booties. RAWR!

Haha, sorry, had to do that. I've alotted myself one shameless ego trip per week, and I think I just used it up.

And Phant, it sounds like you need to start having a rendevous or two every week with either righty or lefty to compensate.

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Old 10-12-2004, 02:51 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Old 10-12-2004, 06:35 AM   #39 (permalink)
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When I first met him, I thought he was cute. And over the past year, he's grown more and more attractive to me, every time I see him. I could spend a day just watching him...
 
Old 10-12-2004, 07:00 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Gonna have to go with an 'oooh la la'!!! even though i did try and hit on her friend first before knowing either of them :/
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