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pig 06-09-2005 04:59 PM

Well, if you consider *total* experience, I'd have to say Laura Bush, in the oval office. Twins watching. Your husband invaded Iraq? Got all crazy with the War on Terror? I'm invading your mouth. Deal with that shit. I think I'd take a commemorative pen with me when I left. Maybe have her sign my boxers or something.

Without that sort of thing? Priscilla Presley. She sucked Elvis' dick? Good enough for me.

akito 06-09-2005 05:06 PM

I'm going with Jessica Alba on this one ;)

Derwood 06-12-2005 05:38 AM

No mention of Jenny McCarthy?

kajagoogoo 06-12-2005 06:15 AM

jolie

or

smsguy 06-12-2005 07:16 AM

George W, then maybe our lovely Sec of State.

TM875 06-12-2005 08:34 AM

Katie Holmes...she has the perfect mix of "innocent" girl along with the dirtiness that it would require.


Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, and now Katie Holmes...Tom Cruise is the luckiest motherfucker on the planet...

optik_nerve 06-12-2005 09:07 AM

Wow, after reading through all of these no mentions of Fairuza Balk?

She can have my vote, along with Angelina Jolie and/or Jamie Pressley.

amge 06-12-2005 10:02 PM

It has to be George Michael.

hrandani 06-13-2005 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pigglet
Well, if you consider *total* experience, I'd have to say Laura Bush, in the oval office. Twins watching. Your husband invaded Iraq? Got all crazy with the War on Terror? I'm invading your mouth. Deal with that shit. I think I'd take a commemorative pen with me when I left. Maybe have her sign my boxers or something.

Man. That's it. We have a winner.

Seriously, I'd have to pick someone I don't have any respect for. Like Ashley Simpson.

Dizzet 06-13-2005 02:27 AM

Nathalie portman... And she has to have her star wars costume on...

every nerds dream

alinn 06-14-2005 10:19 AM

Gina Gershon hands down

BalloonKnots 06-14-2005 12:56 PM

Katherine Heigl...look at those lips :crazy:

http://www.kheigl.com/images/magazin...112004/kh6.jpg

muckluck 06-14-2005 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycho Dad
While I wouldn't want the bitch in the same room with my pecker, I'd bet Courtney Love could suck start a Harley.

:lol: I fucking second this! Natalie Portman would be awesome to get head from, but she's too beautiful. I would be scared or just feel bad. Courtney Love is a person I have no respect for, so why not her?

ganon 06-15-2005 08:54 AM

man, right now I would settle for just about any celebrity chick. but if I could look down and see some gorgeous eyes looking back at me, with that knowing "i am sucking your cock, and enjoying it" look, it would have to be catherine bell from JAG. she puts me in the hurtlocker big time!

tres 06-15-2005 09:18 AM

You all make some very good points... but I'm going with keira Knightly and Natalie Portman... Damn they are smokin.....

Johnny Pyro 07-03-2005 05:35 AM

Uhmm.....Natalie Portman. I don't know. I got a thing for her. :thumbsup:

bubonico 07-03-2005 06:08 AM

Angelina Jolie was definitely first to come to mind. Damn sexy lips.

I think Sheryll Crow looks like she could suck a damn good cock.

Anybody ever seen Heather from www.deapthroat.com? That chick can suck a dick.

Roark 07-03-2005 07:12 AM

Top three would have to be Angelina Jolie, Monica Bellalouchi, and Christina Aguleria

IC3 07-03-2005 07:24 AM

I would be her puppet and she would be my master :D
http://s12.skins.be/pics/AngelinaJolgiig9_01_1024.jpg

cellophanedeity 07-03-2005 08:19 AM

I'm kind of frightened at how a lot of people in here want someone they have no respect for to give them head...

I'd like to recieve from Johnny Depp... I'm a fan of his in general, but I think he'd be great in bed... as long as you didn't mention any of his films to him, 'cause I'd be afraid he'd "become" whatever character he was in that movie. (Just like his interviews!)

I'd love to give to Natalie Portman... She looks sweet and delicate, but somehow strong. I'd love to taste....

iamabanana 07-03-2005 09:24 AM

Natalie Portman's got that wholesome girl next door look. Which means she's probably wild in the sack :D

Hardknock 07-03-2005 11:50 AM

I'd love to have J'lo suck my cock.

While slapping that ass! :thumbsup:

Bob Biter 07-03-2005 10:18 PM

1- Rose McGowan! (I can't believe this is only the second vote for her!)
2- Elizah Dushku (Faith from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - I can't believe this is the FIRST vote for her!)
3- Elizabeth Hurley (nothing like being serviced by a classy looking lady!)

gilbert- 07-03-2005 11:10 PM

The first one to come to mind was Angelina Jolie i must admit, the best lips i've ever seen! Next on the list would be Natalie Portman then Jessica Alba

analog 07-04-2005 12:06 AM

angelina jolie. i didn't know there could be another answer to this question?? lol

Ella 07-04-2005 12:20 AM

Jack Black from Tenacious D. I just know he would be fucking awesome in the sack.

Jackebear 07-04-2005 12:26 AM

After seeing Lucy Liu in the celebrity section in the Titty Board, I think she would give an awesome hummer.

iamabanana 07-04-2005 11:40 AM

I dunno, Billy Bob did say that having sex with Angelina was like "fucking a couch" whatever the hell that means.

joecool 07-05-2005 10:37 AM

OMG ..... Anna Nichole Smith. So white trash she would thank ME for the privilege, a big enough lush that it might happen to me and tits i could juggle the whole time, besides, after ward I would have the exact same respect for her as I do now...LOL

soccerchamp76 07-07-2005 02:39 PM

Angelina has said she has been looking for someone that is able to "satisfy" her needs and that she is into a LOT of different stuff.
Jolie and Christina Aguilera would just be absolutey wonderful. They both are extremely hot and naughty!

http://users.teol.net/~stevopfc/Pict...olie%20(3).jpg
http://www.iballer.com/divas/aguiler...es/a23_jpg.jpg

imkeen 07-07-2005 04:40 PM

Tori Amos...ever seen one of her concerts? She practically gives the microphone head in every song...

seven7 07-08-2005 12:42 PM

angelina jolie...no doubt

Bob Biter 07-08-2005 11:13 PM

I'll say it again...
 
Rose McGowan

http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/...%20McGowan.jpg

Nirvana 07-18-2005 05:17 PM

angelina would...but i think shed kill me afterwards


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