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Old 01-22-2005, 11:26 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Scat, girlfriend wants me to do it...opinions.

I tried running a search but to no avail. My long time girlfriend asked me last night If she could take a #2 in my mouth. I'm really open and dont want to disappoint her. I asked her how long she's been into that kinda stuff and she said she just took an interest to it. Like I said I'm trying to keep an open mind. Suggestions? Opinions? Prior experiences?
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Old 01-22-2005, 11:33 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I honestly think you're bullshitting us.

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Old 01-22-2005, 11:37 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 01-22-2005, 11:39 AM   #4 (permalink)
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yeah, i agree with halx. if this is a serious post, though, here are my thoughts:

in the mouth? screw that, man. its a serious health hazard. there have to be limits and that one is definitely past mine.
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Old 01-22-2005, 11:51 AM   #5 (permalink)
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How big of a health hazard we talkin? Can I get sick?
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Old 01-22-2005, 11:51 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Gross...

No.
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Old 01-22-2005, 11:55 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Yes you can definitely get sick... or hepatitis for that matter. I would call this a "no".
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Old 01-22-2005, 11:56 AM   #8 (permalink)
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You can get very sick. I don't see the point in that at all....BLEH!
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Old 01-22-2005, 12:09 PM   #9 (permalink)
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If this IS real, I don't think this is something the board can influence you on.

Ask her if you can take a dump in her mouth first!!!
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Old 01-22-2005, 12:10 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Go ahead and let her do it. Let us know how it tastes.
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Old 01-22-2005, 12:13 PM   #11 (permalink)
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My main concern is getting sick, I definatly dont wanna end up in the hospital because of this. How the hell would I explain that? LOL But seriously has anyone else had there SO do this and actually gotten sick. If I run a serious risk of contracting hepatitis then i'm tellen her no way....
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Old 01-22-2005, 12:29 PM   #12 (permalink)
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First, most people who are "open to new things" are not THAT open, unless they've been involved in other similarly deviant (not meaning bad, just out of mainstream) activities. And, if you were, I'd think (and hope) that you'd be informed enough to make an educated decision yourself.

So, I'm forced to conclude that you're either BS'ing us, or you're really ignorant to be open to this right out of the blue. Furthermore, it's very unlikely that your girlfriend "just" took an interest in this. If you're being honest about all this and that's what she said, I think she's lying.

Now, as for what you should do...don't do it. There aren't many things which I would tell a person to flat out not do, but this is one of them. There's a humongous difference between scat and pretty much anything else one might do sexually. For example, "golden showers" are, to a less educated person, similarly bad, but urine is generally sanitary so the truth is, biologically, they're no big deal for the most part. Scat however is diametrically opposite. Everything about it is unsanitary and gross. Don't even consider it...and there's a reason practically no one here can tell you how likely you are to get sick from it, and that's because most (if not all) of them know better than to try it.
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Old 01-22-2005, 12:30 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt that you are indeed being honest here, because TFP is based on honesty . . .

Not personally into scat or that sorta thing . . . but i see nothing wrong with people exploring things they wish to in their own sex lives . . .

Yes, i have heard there are serious health concerns . . . I would veto the mouth area, you don't want to go there man . . . too much issue with bacteria . . .
If she Really want to try scat . . . why not let her do it somewhere else . . . like on your chest for instance??
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Old 01-22-2005, 12:34 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Oh, and it's not a coincidence that the creation of sanitation systems goes hand-in-hand with rising health standards in societies.
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Old 01-22-2005, 12:34 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt that you are indeed being honest here, because TFP is based on honesty . . .

Not personally into scat or that sorta thing . . . but i see nothing wrong with people exploring things they wish to in their own sex lives . . .

Yes, i have heard there are serious health concerns . . . I would veto the mouth area, you don't want to go there man . . . too much issue with bacteria . . .
If she Really want to try scat . . . why not let her do it somewhere else . . . like on your chest for instance??
Secret method- thanks for the honest feedback. I am not as ignorant to it as I came off as, we've done anal in the past where it gets messy and she doesnt care and doesnt want to stop. I never had a problem with that. Which is why I'm considering this. EDIT: Oh and thanks for the lengthy answer, this is more of what i'm looking for strong arguments for and against. But judging from this I'm not gonna hear the former.

Sweat pea- Good suggestion, i'll ask her if she wants to comprimise...

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Old 01-22-2005, 12:43 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I would rather have a woman take me with a strap-on than have her shit in my mouth.
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Old 01-22-2005, 12:51 PM   #17 (permalink)
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All the previous posters have posted my major concerns, so I'll proceed as if this is an honest question.

I think you need to do more research on the topic before you make a decision, especially in the area of whether or not you can get sick.

My off-the-cuff reaction is probably, since e. coli is present in the lower GI tract.
This is not something you want to be ingesting into your stomach.

I think if you want to play with scat, take it slow and smear it around or whatever.
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Old 01-22-2005, 12:57 PM   #18 (permalink)
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All the previous posters have posted my major concerns, so I'll proceed as if this is an honest question.

I think you need to do more research on the topic before you make a decision, especially in the area of whether or not you can get sick.

My off-the-cuff reaction is probably, since e. coli is present in the lower GI tract.
This is not something you want to be ingesting into your stomach.

I think if you want to play with scat, take it slow and smear it around or whatever.
That brings up a good point, we didnt talk about actual consumption. I knew I would probably end up swallowing a little due to it being in my mouth but I didnt plan on eating it all....
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Old 01-22-2005, 01:06 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Another possibility is that she is playing games with you to see how open you are to doing what she asks of you, sort of a mental BDSM game with you. Most of domination is a mental game played between two people and about pushing each others boundaries - in mind as much as actual physical acts. At least your initial openess showed her you're a gamer! If she is serious, than explain to her the risk involved with Bacteria and I am sure she would at least let you bring along Saran Wrap and go the Boston Steamer route with you! Seriously though, nothing sexy about E coli, so just be safe!
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Old 01-22-2005, 04:40 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Go ahead and let her do it. Let us know how it tastes.
My guess is it's going to taste like shit!!!
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Old 01-22-2005, 05:23 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I would rather have a woman take me with a strap-on than have her shit in my mouth.
No shit.
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Old 01-22-2005, 05:44 PM   #22 (permalink)
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If, for whatever reason, you decide to go along with this, I would suggest maybe doing a few layers of saran wrap between you and the poo. I believe this is called a "Vegetarian Hot Lunch"
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Old 01-22-2005, 06:55 PM   #23 (permalink)
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ok... im a freak andthat grosses me out... iv e had a guy want me to do it on him while werre going at it... i thought he was a weirdo and just ignored his request.. i have participated in watersports but i think that crosses the line
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Old 01-22-2005, 07:05 PM   #24 (permalink)
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hi. you HAVE to let your girlfriend do this. why? because then the precedent is set and she'll be obliged to do ANY of the kinky stuff you want to do. trust me, i'm not going to get into the details, but that was the situation in my girlfriend's and my case (no feces involved, yet). imagine a shit in the mouth as a magical gateway leading you to other body fluid encrusted lands...
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Old 01-22-2005, 07:27 PM   #25 (permalink)
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OK, if you are serious, I'll be also. What if you lined you mouth with Saran wrap or some other thin plastic. That way she could do it and you'd be protected, kind of like an oral condom. If you do cover your face with it, make sure you can breathe.

I had heard about a girl crapping on a guys chest. Maybe you could do that for starters.

Are you going to tell is about it afterwards?
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Old 01-22-2005, 07:42 PM   #26 (permalink)
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so im kind of curious on how she brought this subject up with you?
i just cant see someone walking up to their patner straight faced and going
"honey, how would you feel about me taking a dump in your mouth?"
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Old 01-22-2005, 08:01 PM   #27 (permalink)
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this thread is honestly making my stomach queezy,


by all means throw it, smear it, roll in it, but do you really want to eat it???
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Old 01-22-2005, 08:26 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Wow, this is probably the sickest post I've read yet. Anyways, I would compromise man, and I would compromise to tell her you should be able to shit on her. Seriously, if she loves you she would prove to be the doodie-on-person the first time you two do this deed. Good luck....I think.
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Old 01-22-2005, 09:04 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Oh geez!

I'm glad I found this one after dinner.

*sigh... If you're both into it, why not? I would definately think about the health hazards before jumping into this with both feet, but otherwise, well, what makes you guys happy, makes you guys happy.
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Old 01-22-2005, 09:05 PM   #30 (permalink)
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If, for whatever reason, you decide to go along with this, I would suggest maybe doing a few layers of saran wrap between you and the poo. I believe this is called a "Vegetarian Hot Lunch"
I've heard it called a "Glass-Bottomed Boat"
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Old 01-22-2005, 09:10 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Oh, and make sure that if you actaully do this, you have cleanup well thought out. I shouldn't have to tell you that shit is some repulsively nasty stuff and it will get all over everything, stain anything it touches, etc... When I was in second grade and we had a bathroom in the classroom a kid went in, took a dump, then picked it up out of the toilet and wrote all over the walls of the bathroom with it. It smelled so bad they had to shut the classroom down and it took a janitor over 2 hours to clean it all off. Not to mention that he had a mask on and still couldn't stand the smell for more than a few seconds at a time.

...Just something to think about.
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Old 01-22-2005, 09:24 PM   #32 (permalink)
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In your mouth? If you're not bullshitting, then that's an unbelievably ridiculous, outrageous, insulting request and I would leave her without ever looking back..
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Old 01-22-2005, 09:27 PM   #33 (permalink)
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I'm sorry, I'm tolerant to tons of wierd and strange sexual acts, but this is just disgusting.
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Old 01-22-2005, 09:31 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I call bullshit on this thread.

But, imagine what digested FECES looks like when it is expelled from a body for the second time.
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Old 01-22-2005, 09:39 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Aside from the physical repulsion, it's the deep, underlying insult that gets me. If I thought I wanted to shit in my boyfriend's mouth I'd sooner just go get psychotherapy instead. And I've participated in some BDSM stuff, golden showers too, but the scat thing is just really too much!
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Old 01-22-2005, 11:27 PM   #36 (permalink)
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anyway, <a href="http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dbmd/diseaseinfo/escherichiacoli_g.htm#What%20illness%20does%20E.%20coli%20O157:H7%20cause" target="_blank">here</a> is a relavent link.

if it goes in your mouth, it will get to your stomach. you'll get sick. if this is something thats truly an issue, try and compromise, but just keep it OUT of your mouth/eyes/open wounds/etc..
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Old 01-22-2005, 11:53 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Glass bottom boat. That's hilariaous, I've never heard of that.
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Old 01-23-2005, 12:35 AM   #38 (permalink)
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if u don't want to disappoint her, then go ahead and do it. come back in give us the low down.
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Old 01-23-2005, 12:40 AM   #39 (permalink)
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http://www.smellypoop.com/poop.html

Scroll down a bit, and this has some answers to the health issue questions, and even more information about your possible next meal. Eww. Ich. Double Ich.
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Old 01-23-2005, 03:12 AM   #40 (permalink)
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This subject is umm.. interesting. I wouldn't be into it.. but good luck to you, WS6_KID, if it's real.

nickynicole: that smellypoop.com site is pretty funny.. while teaching me stuff I probably will have no use for in life.
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