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Old 05-26-2003, 09:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I came, she saw, now I'm confused

This is wierd. Dunno what really what to do. Story:

Well me and my gf were fooling around tonight and things lead to another, ended up in the bathroom and "having fun". Well as time came to the grand finale, I moved a bit closer to her and came all over her breasts. She gave me the wierdest look after that and went "ummm, ok...? you uh, came all over my boobs. uhhh"

It doesnt sound bad when you read it, but its bad. She didnt tell me if she liked it or hated it, but when I asked if she liked that or not she went "Ummm, I dunno. I mean, well... I dunno. I was like, 'wow...ummm you just came all over me. Oook?'"

I mean she's at the end of her pms so all she did was give me a bj, but I think what might have upset her is that she gave me that and then I came all over her... and the catch is that she wasnt really that turned on. I mean I fiddled around with her but I didnt get her off before I did (which is generally how I do things). I mean after talking with her a bit I got her off 10 or so minutes later, thinking that would make her feel better for giving and thinking she wasnt getting anything back in return. But she still seemed a bit wierd after that, like something bothered her and she was hiding it.

I really dont know if she's upset about that or not. Every answer I get from her is neither yes or no, but not even a maybe at that. Im concerned I might have offended or something. So I want to apoligize to her, but most importantly try to understand what she felt about it. Both of us agreed its great to experiment and try something at least once, but this seemed a bit strange...

So overall what im asking for:

1) How do I go about finding out what upset her? I mean blatently asking "What upset you about me cumming all over your breasts?" isnt the best thing to ask. Any suggestions?

2) How the crap do I apoligize for whatever it is. Its a sensitive subject and gotta be careful how I apoligize and such...
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Old 05-26-2003, 09:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Best bet: ask directly, but be a little more tactful than "Why you no like cum on yer boobs?" No one here is going to be able to magically tell you what upset her, even if there are some strong possibilities.
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Old 05-26-2003, 09:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Understood, not asking for why she didnt like it.... just how to find out what she's thinking and how to apoligize for it. (yeah, im bad at being all cheesy with apoligies and such... flowers, cards, what would be appropriate?)
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Old 05-26-2003, 10:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'd love to be the flower shop guy on the phone taking down your message. "Sir, may I suggest an alternative for 'splooge'?"

If you can't think of what's appropriate, search the Ann Landers archives. I'm sure she's written on the proper etiquette in this situation.

Ok, you're gf seems pretty open-minded. I'd approach her in a joking fashion about it but ask her straight out.
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Old 05-26-2003, 10:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Rent a porno to watch with her, one that you know has at least one tit-cumshot. Maybe she doesn't know that people are into that kind of thing?
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Old 05-27-2003, 03:58 AM   #6 (permalink)
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People maybe into that kind of thing... but is she? Maybe you've just caught her off guard? Or she wasn't expecting it.. Just talk to her
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Old 05-27-2003, 06:53 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Sounds to me like you're jumping to conclusions when you say she's offended or upset. From what you said, it didn't sound that clear-cut.

Sounds just as likely that she actually LIKED it, but thinks it's weird or something. Feels weird for liking it, maybe. Or has no particular opinion about it, but is weirded out that YOU like it.

All you should do is talk about it, especially if it's still weird now. Don't let a non-answer slide. Make sure she doesn't think this is some kink of yours that she HAS to like or something--that would get real weird, real fast.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: it's ALL about communication.
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Old 05-27-2003, 07:25 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Thanks guys, I'll talk to her about it and such.

I'll report what she says and such if I need translation...lol

and yes, I'll ask for alternative words for splooge
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Old 05-27-2003, 12:50 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Perhaps she is shy and really liked it but didn't want to admit it, worried what you would think.
Believe it or not, this happens!
Personal tidbit here....gather close kids.....I always wanted to watch a guy jerk off while I did my thing. Luckily I found someone who was open and I was able to bring it up and try it out. It's all about the communication so just talk to her about it.
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Old 05-28-2003, 01:59 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Rent a porno to watch with her, one that you know has at least one tit-cumshot. Maybe she doesn't know that people are into that kind of thing?
That could be the problem - maybe she doesn't like you treating her like "some coke whore porn star."

Sounds to me like she didn't like it, but was unwilling to discuss it at the time. You should discuss it with her later. One way to break the ice could be to use your mouth to bring her to orgasm, then sit up, look at her and calmly say, "Oh - you came all over my face." Wait for her reaction, and go from there. If she laughs and says "Your turn," I'd say problem solved.
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Old 05-28-2003, 02:27 PM   #11 (permalink)
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13 years old aren't supposed to understand this kind of thing. :-)
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Old 05-28-2003, 06:09 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Maybe she's pissed off cuz you didn't jizz on her face. Like really, if she's expecting it on the face, you can kinda see her disappointment,can't you?
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Old 05-29-2003, 06:06 PM   #13 (permalink)
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as guys, we have plenty of examples of how other people have sex. porn for us is recreational, escapist, and educational, all in one.

If I was treated the way jeanna fine treats peter north when they fuck, I'd be perfectly satisfied.

unfortunately, not all women want a peter north size load on their chest like jeanna fine does.

it's diffcult to know how much porn a girl watches, but chances are, it's less than you. try to discuss your crazy ideas (tit cumshot) before they happen. what's next, anailingus? gross!
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Old 05-29-2003, 10:05 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Ok, talked with her. Apparently she doesnt know wether or not to like it. She says next time when/if that happened, she'd have to be a hell of a lot hornier.

So um, yeah... to help make her decision if she liked it or not she suggested that I get her off so much that she wouldnt have it any other way. So I got her to orgasm three times in a row that night, to get her in the mood for spermination, but just before she could claim the perl necklace she brought it up higher and got it all over her face.

HELL FUCKING YES.

Communication rocks guys. I love you all.
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Old 06-03-2003, 08:44 AM   #15 (permalink)
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hehe, nice work son :P
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Old 06-03-2003, 09:25 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Heh,

I was going to add another "Must Communicate" post, but it looks like you already got the message.

Keep up the good work
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Old 06-03-2003, 09:38 AM   #17 (permalink)
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W00T!! Let the debauchery begin!

Good job bro!
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Old 06-03-2003, 05:39 PM   #18 (permalink)
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dont sweat it, but dont forget it!
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Old 06-03-2003, 05:45 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 06-03-2003, 05:55 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Rent a porno to watch with her, one that you know has at least one tit-cumshot. Maybe she doesn't know that people are into that kind of thing?
I assume your being sarcastic... if not I mean no offense at all by this... but you're not in a serious relation ship right now?
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Old 06-03-2003, 10:12 PM   #21 (permalink)
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what was she expecting....?
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Old 06-03-2003, 10:47 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I haven't laughed this hard in a while. If I unloaded on my wife like that, you can bet I wouldn't be getting any for a looooong time. I envy you. Just tell her how you feel.
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Old 06-03-2003, 11:08 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Wow, open and honest comminication with the women I've been with has only ever gotten me in worse trouble but it sounds like it worked for you!

She got a sister? heh heh
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Old 06-03-2003, 11:21 PM   #24 (permalink)
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HELL FUCKING YES.

That about says it all, really.
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Old 06-04-2003, 08:03 PM   #25 (permalink)
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haha. i think u just caught her off guard. give it some time
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Old 06-04-2003, 11:41 PM   #26 (permalink)
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that's awesome how she reacted to your solution
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Old 06-17-2003, 04:50 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Bloody well done mate - good for you!
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Old 06-20-2003, 07:56 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I haven't laughed this hard in a while. If I unloaded on my wife like that, you can bet I wouldn't be getting any for a looooong time. I envy you. Just tell her how you feel.
That goes ditto for me.
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Old 06-20-2003, 09:34 PM   #29 (permalink)
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a spontaneous facial? That would be so awesome that I would have to cum again!
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Old 06-20-2003, 09:41 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I haven't laughed this hard in a while. If I unloaded on my wife like that, you can bet I wouldn't be getting any for a looooong time. I envy you. Just tell her how you feel.
Same here! My wife was never into that sort of thing. Oh, well, she makes up for it in other areas!
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Old 06-20-2003, 11:03 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2003, 09:35 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Congrats. Let this be a life lesson, good communication is always needed(plus an open mind for sex). I wish my girlfriend would let me do a facial once, but I'll settle for a good Tit Fuck, she has the best.

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Old 06-21-2003, 02:19 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Sweetness for you!
That is most definitely a rocking conclusion to a really worrisome conclusion. If only it was like that for every guy, eh?
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Old 06-23-2003, 12:24 AM   #34 (permalink)
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It's all part of getting to know a chick. Next time stick it in her butt. If she digs it fuck her for another month and dump her. Cum on her tits is nothin' to worry about no matter how she reacts. You're a lucky guy.
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Old 06-24-2003, 08:57 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Next time stick it in her butt. If she digs it fuck her for another month and dump her. [...] You're a lucky guy.
And you aren't, if that's your opinion of how women should be treated. I feel sorry for any women who go with you and get "fucked for a month then dumped..."
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Old 06-24-2003, 05:21 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Follow-up

Out of curiosity, has she been eager to try this again since? I loved that follow-up plan and may have to try myself.
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Old 06-25-2003, 10:44 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Quite an amusing thread. Glad the communication worked out for ya
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Old 06-25-2003, 10:56 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Talk to her man. That's the answer to almost all solutions. Talking.
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Old 06-27-2003, 03:18 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Screw the prude. Next time do it on her face and she won't be able to wait for you to do it on her chest...
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Old 07-01-2003, 11:23 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Screw the prude. Next time do it on her face and she won't be able to wait for you to do it on her chest...

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