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Old 05-28-2003, 08:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Male Masturbation Methods.

I know this might sound pathetic by i am asking you guys out there for some advice. Now as I have heard and I do believe that there arn't many ways or people arn't aware of many ways of how to "wack off". Other than the basic up and down, does anyone have any methods that are excellent for orgasms and just feel great in general.
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Old 05-28-2003, 09:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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putting a finger in your butt

putting some lube on your fingertips and just run circles around your head
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Old 05-29-2003, 12:16 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 05-29-2003, 09:37 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Put a ziploc bag of crushed ice cubes on your balls as you are doing it... it will be cold as hell at first. Then just as you cum it will be fantastic, and it will increase volume.
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Old 05-29-2003, 01:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Erm, get a women to do it, that feels GREAT... or is that not really what you are asking?!?!?!?
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Old 05-29-2003, 01:19 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Hmm, this reminds me of a website that my bestfriend from middle school showed me. It was called jackinworld or something, and had TONS of different methods. It was a humorously done site, but had serious advice on it. Try a google search for jackinworld (jackingworld?). There's also a female version of the site as well.
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Old 05-29-2003, 03:09 PM   #7 (permalink)
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i'm a girl. but my guys loves this...get some raspberry sorbet. eat out the center, not too big. and fuck it like crazy. its this soft, slippery, and cold textured filling that drives him crazy when i'm too lazy. haha.
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Old 05-29-2003, 08:21 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Im a girl too but Ive read that a guy could actually screw an empty toilet paper core...he mustve been small or something, but hey if in doubt ...or stuck..LOL rip it off or something..dont screw a vaccume cleaner..cause 1. its nasty and 2 they apparently have blades that cut large pieces of junk..which is why the vaccume companies now put please do not put body parts in machinery..(they were sued by some dumbass).

Oo~thats a good idea..Sorbet! Doesnt it waste like a whole tub of yummy sorbet? I never realized that intense cold would get guys off...yikes..i know I wouldnt like it..

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Old 05-29-2003, 09:22 PM   #9 (permalink)
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check it out.. I read this somewhere but I was too chicken to do it when I worked in a grocery store. Get a large plantain banana, chop off the ends and squeeze out the insides... and use it to stroke. And let us all know how it ends up.

there are different grips that you can use, different body positions.. you got a lot of choices
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Old 05-30-2003, 10:53 AM   #10 (permalink)
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play with your prostate.

no, you don't have to admit it, or discuss it.

just try it, you mite like it.

and no, it don't mean you're gay if you do like it!!@!
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Old 05-30-2003, 05:23 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 05-30-2003, 11:43 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I heard some desprate souls cut off circlation to their wank arm so that it feells like its somuone elses. How pathetic.
Sorry abot the typos, im typng witg one hand.
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Old 05-31-2003, 05:00 PM   #13 (permalink)
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hmm. when I was much younger I'd have killed to get some info you requested. since you did ask..... here.
ahem oh boy

first off, if done right, the orgasm is nice but it'll be the dullest part of the whole process.

thoroughly feel all locations with your hands, learn where to assert preassure. this important imo. put a good bit of preassure on it and you'll feel just how big you really are, the inside will feel . uh interesting.

learn how to lubricate. most dudes and dudettes have fifty billion different things for this. nothing is as good as natural secretion, though, or spit. rub the tip lightly, maybe rub the outter head with the bottom of your thumb. then spread the film.

remember, too, that after you do these thingsy ou'll be sore off and on but its worth it. before long you'll be able to do a lot more with it , for a longer tiime, and much more enjoyment. cup it, flick it, rub it, use a soft cloth occasionally to toy with it.

start unzipping your pants a little when you know you'll be alone. just enough where if you get hard it'll be close to coming out. try to ignore it :> then just keep at it.

eventually, if you have the energy, you can go for a long time. i went for about five hours one night. i couldn't move the next day though

take your time. if you just get off quickly, you're missing out on a lot of fun.

its not just a jerk. its an art.
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Old 05-31-2003, 10:16 PM   #14 (permalink)
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The finger flick is where it's at.
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Old 06-02-2003, 12:24 AM   #15 (permalink)
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i've got something new for all of you. don't bother asking where I found out about it....some old friend brought it up.
dab rubbing alcohol on a piece of TP and rub it on your nuts before/while you go to work on yourself. don't think, just do! trust me, i did it once and regret it cause it seems odd but it felt pretty fucking interesting.
:ill let you decide if I'm kidding or not..:
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Old 06-02-2003, 09:32 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Maybe it's just me, but I feel like my hands have a different style to them. Lefty is more of the slow, romantic, whereas righty is the speed freek. And of course, going rodeo grip works too (turning your hand around so the thumb points towards you).
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Old 06-04-2003, 06:31 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Das Mellonficken! Never tried it but the website is hillarious. Can't find the site, anyone know what I'm talking about?
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Old 06-04-2003, 01:01 PM   #18 (permalink)
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dab rubbing alcohol on a piece of TP and rub it on your nuts before/while you go to work on yourself. don't think, just do!
Oh man, you must be a masochist. Alcohol burns the hell out of your nuts. I spilled some there once when I was cleaning a cut (don't ask) and nearly brought tears to my eyes. I'm glad it didn't last too long.
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Old 06-04-2003, 01:58 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 06-04-2003, 05:12 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Alcohol sounds quite dangerous. Am definitly gonna SKIP That one... ack and ewww all at once
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Old 06-04-2003, 08:38 PM   #21 (permalink)
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yeah haven't tried rubbing alchohol but if you've got some aftershave try that. Gives a nice steady tingle for a while, especially if there's a bit of a breeze!

One thing that I do is keep yanking it *while* I'm cumming. Holy shit you can have the best single-person orgasm evar, draw the body-shaking orgasm itself out 10-20 seconds and then have "pleasure levels" go down gradually from there.


You know I only ever really got that ice-on-the-nuts thing to work once, where it gave a seriously (felt like 3x) more powerful experience... maybe I'll try it again... hmmm.
Good luck!
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Old 06-05-2003, 12:52 AM   #22 (permalink)
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yeah haven't tried rubbing alchohol but if you've got some aftershave try that. Gives a nice steady tingle for a while, especially if there's a bit of a breeze!

One thing that I do is keep yanking it *while* I'm cumming. Holy shit you can have the best single-person orgasm evar, draw the body-shaking orgasm itself out 10-20 seconds and then have "pleasure levels" go down gradually from there.


You know I only ever really got that ice-on-the-nuts thing to work once, where it gave a seriously (felt like 3x) more powerful experience... maybe I'll try it again... hmmm.
Good luck!
Glad someone knows what I'm talking about Pretty goofy, but creative nonetheless
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Old 06-06-2003, 09:57 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Put a ziploc bag of crushed ice cubes on your balls as you are doing it... it will be cold as hell at first. Then just as you cum it will be fantastic, and it will increase volume.
Found this out myself a few days ago by accident. I've had to keep ice packs down there recently because of a hernia... now I don't know how I lived without 'em.
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Old 06-08-2003, 10:55 PM   #24 (permalink)
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if you have alot of time, try doing it without any porn of anything, and dont think about it, untill you know your close to the end, when i do that i can go forever, because im not thinking about the beating, then when the o comes its insane
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Old 06-09-2003, 08:27 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2003, 06:21 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Personally I grip the base and stroke the rest with my other hand.

Or I just beat the fuck out of it "YOU ARE MY BITCH!"
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Old 06-14-2003, 01:23 PM   #27 (permalink)
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i tried that one with the ice cubes OMG pain
It was like normal when i was stroking but when i stopped i was like in major pain didnt notice any increase in cum or anything just pain like being naked in a cold wind a very strong cold wind
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Old 06-14-2003, 11:52 PM   #28 (permalink)
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opentocomments, sorry about your experience...and for all others, let this serve as a disclaimer that the TFP is NOT responsible for any injuries sustained for trying this stuff at home!

and on to the comment...
so I've been quite adventurous in my masturbatory past, but I have to say that the ol' "up and down" will never die: it's convenient, efficient, and requires no setup ;-) I say this just because, while I'm glad to see everybody posting suggestions, let us not forget "The Way That Will Never Die"

cheers!
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Old 06-15-2003, 12:40 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I've found that I get better climaxes if I lie on my stomach and thighs across two backless bar stools so that my genital area is free. Also KY Ultra is excellent.
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Old 06-16-2003, 12:29 AM   #30 (permalink)
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so I've been quite adventurous in my masturbatory past, but I have to say that the ol' "up and down" will never die: it's convenient, efficient, and requires no setup ;-)
Amen brother, works everytime, every freakin time.
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Old 06-16-2003, 12:40 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2003, 12:57 AM   #32 (permalink)
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We have no ice cubes or anything atm but i will surely try the ice thing. I just dont wanna push a big piece of meat on my balls.
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Old 06-17-2003, 10:26 PM   #33 (permalink)
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I took you advice and tried the ice. That worked GREAT! I dunno about the rubbing alcohol that kinda worries me......
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Old 06-19-2003, 10:46 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Anyone ever tried Elbow Grease Cream?
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Old 06-23-2003, 12:29 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Have really bad sex with a 19 year old girl and mentally milk it for six months afterward.
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Old 06-23-2003, 04:02 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Learned this one from phone sex operator. Works like a charm. Get a glass of warm water.....not hot.....unless you take long enough for the water to cool a bit. Right as you cum imerse your whole shaft into the cup of warm water. Freakin Amazing! It's good to replace the ol' up n' down every once and a while.

My wife bought me this "toy." It looks like a mouth on one end and is open on the other. it's roughly 5-6 inches long and made out of soft rubbery stuff. Lube it up and slide it up and down your shaft. the inner hole past the mouth is ribbed and expands to give tightest fit for your rod. It sincerly the best orgasm I have ever had.

good luck. Lots of lube, nver forget that.
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Old 06-23-2003, 09:23 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2003, 09:48 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Yeah, I agree completely with the hands comment.

Seriously, experiment with different methods. Try stuff out and learn for yourself. One persons joys are anothers pains.
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Old 06-30-2003, 03:39 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Ever tried a cock ring? The pressure that a cock ring gives builds the pressure when you cum. Personally, I don't have a cock ring, so I have substituted it with some strpis of soft cloth. Don't tie it too tight cuz you might loze your wanker........just tie it snug enough around your balls first, then the base of your wanker, and jerk away. You will be pleased with the outcum. (pun intended)
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Old 06-30-2003, 04:48 PM   #40 (permalink)
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I think its all in the mind - if you think you are doing something kinky, you will enjoy it more - same as milking a great sexual experience for months later - you will always enjoy it.

Still, can't go past the old heave ho with some good lube!!!
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