Herpes, ingrown hair, or something else? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

ibis · 08-29-2005, 08:27 PM

I have something near the base of my penis that feels like a realy deep pimple, you know the kind that feels kind of hard beneath the skin. It is probally about the size of a pea.

Does herpes produce these symptoms?

BTW, don't tell me to go to the doctor... I'll be waiting at the door when it opens in the morning.

vautrain · 08-29-2005, 09:01 PM

Hmm. Have you been shaving? If so, that could be an ingrown hair. All I can say is... OUCH!!!!!

Locobot · 08-29-2005, 09:06 PM

You are so fucked man! HPV, herpes, HIV, Venezuelan crotchrot, syphilis, scabies, pubic lice, genital chiggers, el chupa cabra, you are showing clear symptoms for all of it man. I recommend a regimen of dunking your willie alternately in turpentine and diesel fuel for about an hour then a thick coat of Icey Hot. What have you been sticking it in man? You just get back from Bangkok or what? No, wait I don't want to know.

Suave · 08-29-2005, 10:42 PM

If it was herpes, I'm sure you'd know it.

Sounds like an ingrown hair, or possibly just a dick pimple. You can get them there, just like everywhere else.

stonecurran · 08-29-2005, 10:48 PM

mate i believe its an ingrown hair.
i had 2 when i just started puberty
it hurts. but if u go to the docter
he will give u tablets for them

vautrain · 08-30-2005, 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stonecurran

but if u go to the docter
he will give u tablets for them

Pills for ingrown hairs? I've never heard of them. What do they do?

snowy · 08-30-2005, 09:19 AM

Put some Windex on it.

clavus · 08-30-2005, 09:43 AM

The size of a pea? That's 2 big 4 teh H3rp.

Relax. It's probably an ingorwn hair/dick-zit.

ktspktsp · 08-30-2005, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Locobot

You are so fucked man! HPV, herpes, HIV, Venezuelan crotchrot, syphilis, scabies, pubic lice, genital chiggers, el chupa cabra, you are showing clear symptoms for all of it man.

I agree, it's probably the chupa cabra

But more likely.. An ingrown hair.

By the way, am I the only one who loves pulling out ingrown hairs? Am I a freak? Give me tweezers and you'll keep me occupied and happy.

Suave · 08-30-2005, 09:53 PM

ktsp: I too suffer from that dementia. As long as it doesn't hurt too much, it's very satisfying to remove the little bastards.

abaya · 08-31-2005, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ktspktsp

By the way, am I the only one who loves pulling out ingrown hairs? Am I a freak? Give me tweezers and you'll keep me occupied and happy.

Babe, you KNOW you're not the only one with that fascinating hobby...

We're both ingrown-hair-removing freaks.

/runs off giggling with her own tweezers...

Charlatan · 08-31-2005, 09:00 AM

.......*freaks*.......

toxic515 · 09-06-2005, 08:59 AM

ingrown hair.. the pills will just be antibiotics, as it's just an infected hair follicle. Pop it like a zit, lance it, or wait and hope it goes away, but it doesn't sound like any kind of VD, and it's not uncommon either.

Peace

Gamer90 · 09-06-2005, 09:18 AM

Had a red zit on my sac, I popped it to find this long black hair. I was pretty happy it wasn't anything.

GoldenOuroboros · 09-06-2005, 04:49 PM

Those things are nasty, definetly sounds like an ingrown hair/infect hair follicle. Guess you could goto the doctors to just be sure

Or you could pop it or lance as suggested. I removed the hair from one I had ages ago.. unfortunately it just got worse. Not being able to take it any more I squeezed it like a pimple.. (oh did that ever hurt) there was a pop and I opened my eyes to see this pussy ball of stuff jettison over head. It bled for abit but the relief

Weird thing was is that I never found the pussy ball... O_o

08-29-2005, 08:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
ibis PIKE!	Herpes, ingrown hair, or something else? I have something near the base of my penis that feels like a realy deep pimple, you know the kind that feels kind of hard beneath the skin. It is probally about the size of a pea. Does herpes produce these symptoms? BTW, don't tell me to go to the doctor... I'll be waiting at the door when it opens in the morning.

08-29-2005, 10:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
Suave Twitterpated Location: My own little world (also Canada)	If it was herpes, I'm sure you'd know it. Sounds like an ingrown hair, or possibly just a dick pimple. You can get them there, just like everywhere else. __________________ "Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions." - Albert Einstein "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." - Plato

08-30-2005, 09:19 AM	#7 (permalink)
snowy Kick Ass Kunoichi Location: Oregon	Put some Windex on it. __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

08-30-2005, 09:43 AM	#8 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	The size of a pea? That's 2 big 4 teh H3rp. Relax. It's probably an ingorwn hair/dick-zit. __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

08-30-2005, 09:53 PM	#10 (permalink)
Suave Twitterpated Location: My own little world (also Canada)	ktsp: I too suffer from that dementia. As long as it doesn't hurt too much, it's very satisfying to remove the little bastards. __________________ "Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions." - Albert Einstein "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." - Plato

08-29-2005, 09:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
vautrain Crazy	Hmm. Have you been shaving? If so, that could be an ingrown hair. All I can say is... OUCH!!!!!

08-29-2005, 09:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
Locobot is awesome!	You are so fucked man! HPV, herpes, HIV, Venezuelan crotchrot, syphilis, scabies, pubic lice, genital chiggers, el chupa cabra, you are showing clear symptoms for all of it man. I recommend a regimen of dunking your willie alternately in turpentine and diesel fuel for about an hour then a thick coat of Icey Hot. What have you been sticking it in man? You just get back from Bangkok or what? No, wait I don't want to know.

08-29-2005, 10:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
stonecurran Crazy Location: australia	mate i believe its an ingrown hair. i had 2 when i just started puberty it hurts. but if u go to the docter he will give u tablets for them

08-31-2005, 09:00 AM	#12 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	.......freaks....... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

09-06-2005, 08:59 AM	#13 (permalink)
toxic515 Addict Location: Texas	ingrown hair.. the pills will just be antibiotics, as it's just an infected hair follicle. Pop it like a zit, lance it, or wait and hope it goes away, but it doesn't sound like any kind of VD, and it's not uncommon either. Peace __________________ Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

09-06-2005, 09:18 AM	#14 (permalink)
Gamer90 Tilted	Had a red zit on my sac, I popped it to find this long black hair. I was pretty happy it wasn't anything. __________________ *This posting is provided "as is" with no warranties, and confers no rights*

09-06-2005, 04:49 PM	#15 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	Those things are nasty, definetly sounds like an ingrown hair/infect hair follicle. Guess you could goto the doctors to just be sure Or you could pop it or lance as suggested. I removed the hair from one I had ages ago.. unfortunately it just got worse. Not being able to take it any more I squeezed it like a pimple.. (oh did that ever hurt) there was a pop and I opened my eyes to see this pussy ball of stuff jettison over head. It bled for abit but the relief Weird thing was is that I never found the pussy ball... O_o __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!