Tachion

Pick which one you are!!

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>AGALMATOPHILIA: Attractions to statues or mannequins.
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>ANASTEEMAPHILIA: Attraction to a person because of a difference in height.
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>AXILLISM: The use of the armpit for sex.
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>CHREMATISTOPHILIA: Arousal from being charged for sex or robbed.
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>DACRYPHILIA: Arousal from seeing tears in the eyes of a partner.
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>DENDROPHILIA: Attraction to trees.
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>EMETOPHILIA: Arousal from vomit or vomiting.
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>FORMICOPHILIA: Enjoyment of the use of insects for sexual purposes.
> (Or the arousal from having sex on a cheap counter top)
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>NASOPHILIA: Arousal from the sight, touch, licking, or sucking of a
> partner's nose.
>
>OCULOLINCTUS: The act of licking a partner's eyeball.
>
>SACOFRICOSIS: The practice of cutting a hole in the bottom of a front pant
> pocket in order to masturbate in public with less risk of
> detection.
>
>SIDERODROMOPHILIA: Arousal from riding in trains.
>
>TAPHEPHILIA: Arousal from being buried alive.

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Gatorade Frost

>AGALMATOPHILIA: Attractions to statues or mannequins.

But only if the mannequins really hot.

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Emo Philips

Brilliant Idiot

ROTFL

Which reminds me of that Seinfeld episode... You know - the one where there was a mannequin that looked exactly like Elaine.... and then, later in the episode, George sees the mannequin undressed!

Brilliant Idiot

Arousal from being buried alive??!!!!

I mean - how would you first know that did it for you????

crow_daw

OCULOLINCTUS: The act of licking a partner's eyeball.

Hells yeah! Tastes like pain.

Delicious, salty pain.

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ManWithAPlan

necrophilia?

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Mantus

David Blane just got weirder.

HoneyPot

DACRYPHILIA- They just need some lovin' to clear up those tears! Seriously, emotions make me go wild....even if my man is pissed!

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Biscuit Buns

ANASTEEMAPHILIA: Attraction to a person because of a difference in height. Tall guys make me swoon.

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BigBen

Just thought I should mention;

The Inuit people indigenous to Canada's north have licked eyeballs to clear debris from the eye for ages. Let me tell you, there is nothing sexy about a 75 year old Inuit woman coming at you with her tounge sticking out.

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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

Suave

Really?

I gotta say something about this: AXILLISM: The use of the armpit for sex.

Hopefully it's waxed and not shaved, or you could be in for a rough ride.

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nitelyfe

SIDERODROMOPHILIA: Arousal from riding in trains.

I don't know if it's the vibrations caused by minute gaps in the track joints, or just the thought of these long, stiff objects hurtling at high speeds in and out of deep, dark tunnels over and over and over again.

Biscuit Buns

Hahaha! How YOU doin'?

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bhuggsy

ANASTEEMAPHILIA:--> that would definately be me...

Valentina

I thought I was a freak til I read this list.

Although....that sacofricosis thing doesn't sound like such a bad idea...

xxSquirtxx

Ditto for me, too.

skier

AXILLISM.... hmmmmmm
would that work? In theory it sounds feasible.

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Suave

Great, now that you're here.

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"Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions." - Albert Einstein

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." - Plato