Amarth

If masturbating WAS a sport, what would be the rules and how would you decide on a winner?

bparker805

If it was, I don't think there would be a three in the key rule...

dragon2fire

every one wins when masturbating

Paeder

it was already done on jackass sorta. they had a marathon. you jerked off and your time and sperm count were recorded. then the winners were chosen by amount of sperm (mL), average sperm count (sperms/mL) and amount of sperm produced in a given amount of time (mL sperm/sec). dats all folks.

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Spartak

Some guy in Germany has the record for:

- Longest distance of ejecualtion
- Highest high of ejaculation
- Highest velocity of ejeculation

If masturbation was a sport, he'd be the the odds-on favourite.

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feelgood

If a particular group was involved in masterbation sports, it'd be the sorts that hate porn and never wanked off in their life. Although, I'd find that hard to believe...

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TitleFight

If it were a competition there would have to be psyche-outs involved...maybe bullhorns, wrinkly old ladies, you name it!

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paddyjoe

and for tonight's wanking winners..........................film at eleven

Chemical Smoo

So true...