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Old 06-11-2009, 02:50 PM   #41 (permalink)
 
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Old 06-11-2009, 08:55 PM   #42 (permalink)
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We were at an amusement park a month or two ago, and there was a cheerleading competition happening there that same day. So there were hundreds upon hundreds of cheerleaders crowding up the joint.
Wait-a-hold-it. Lemme get this straight...you get to go to Busch Gardens, with Lurkette, and Stella Luna, on the same day as hundreds upon hundreds of cheerleaders?!? All I can do is sit here and stare at you with unmitigated awe.
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Old 06-11-2009, 11:37 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Wyodiver33... don't sweat it. I think most people are just having fun with this. Be happy, it's not everyday that a person gets their thread into the hall of fame.
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Old 06-12-2009, 03:31 AM   #44 (permalink)
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Wait-a-hold-it. Lemme get this straight...you get to go to Busch Gardens, with Lurkette, and Stella Luna, on the same day as hundreds upon hundreds of cheerleaders?!? All I can do is sit here and stare at you with unmitigated awe.
You know what? They were mostly middle-schoolers. It was less fun than it sounds.
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Old 06-12-2009, 04:09 AM   #45 (permalink)
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Since I'm too lazy to search for it, can someone who was on staff way back when give us the historical context for establishing the ladies' lounge?

I've always been curious why it was set up.
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Old 06-12-2009, 06:12 AM   #46 (permalink)
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You know what? They were mostly middle-schoolers. It was less fun than it sounds.
Listen, buzzkill, at least leave me with my fantasies, would ya?

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Since I'm too lazy to search for it, can someone who was on staff way back when give us the historical context for establishing the ladies' lounge?
Given the overwhelming male to female ratio, it was determined, long ago, that there needed to be a special "safe zone" for the ladies to gravitate to, simply to alleviate the immature and sophomoric commentary that invariably comes from the formation of testosterone. It allowed the fairer sex to discuss topics of a feminine nature, without the necessity of wading through the inevitable sea of useless male commentary.
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Old 06-12-2009, 06:30 AM   #47 (permalink)
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Listen, buzzkill, at least leave me with my fantasies, would ya?
Right! Sorry! Lots of bare-midriffed but legal-aged girls experiencing high G-forces while squealing! Most of whom are redheads!
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Old 06-12-2009, 06:47 AM   #48 (permalink)
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Most of whom are redheads!
Much better. Now was that so damned hard? Jeez.
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Old 06-12-2009, 06:48 AM   #49 (permalink)
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Most of whom are redheads!
Holy crap, could you imagine all the sunscreen sales?!
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Old 06-12-2009, 06:50 AM   #50 (permalink)
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Right! Sorry! Lots of bare-midriffed but legal-aged girls experiencing high G-forces while squealing! Most of whom are redheads!
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Old 06-12-2009, 07:01 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Yep. HoF for sure. Probably the first thread to ever make it there from Suggestions.

And Wyodriver, this isn't about your question or even the staff response to it, although some of us are having fun with it.
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Old 06-12-2009, 07:20 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Also the first Suggestion thread ever to need an "Possibly NSFW"?

That's nice work, right there, guccilvr.
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Old 06-12-2009, 07:37 AM   #53 (permalink)
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Also the first Suggestion thread ever to need an "Possibly NSFW"?

That's nice work, right there, guccilvr.
I should have just shopped a cheerleader outfit on Alyson Hannigon's body real quick.. but I didn't want the ensuing tongue swabbing that BOR's monitor would surely receive.



that..and I'm lazy.
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Old 06-12-2009, 08:01 AM   #54 (permalink)
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I should have just shopped a cheerleader outfit on Alyson Hannigon's body real quick
Not necessary...

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Old 06-12-2009, 08:03 AM   #55 (permalink)
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well mine was going to be sexier than that
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Old 06-12-2009, 08:05 AM   #56 (permalink)
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And now this thread has everything. It should be moved to the HoF.

Staff pile-on: check
Crompsin participation: check
Crazy out of context quotes: check plus





Shell mistakes Snowy for a mod.

Redlemon as "Enoch Snow".

And "clambake".

Best. Suggestion. Thread. EVAR.
But WK hasn't come in to lend ... to ... well ... do what WK does.
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Old 06-12-2009, 08:48 AM   #57 (permalink)
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Wait-a-hold-it. Lemme get this straight...you get to go to Busch Gardens, with Lurkette, and Stella Luna, on the same day as hundreds upon hundreds of cheerleaders?!? All I can do is sit here and stare at you with unmitigated awe.
He is Penthouse Letters come to life. The letters have to come from someone, right?
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You know what? They were mostly middle-schoolers. It was less fun than it sounds.
[ covers ears ] La la la, I can't hear you... [ /covers ears ]
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Old 06-12-2009, 04:26 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Given the overwhelming male to female ratio, it was determined, long ago, that there needed to be a special "safe zone" for the ladies to gravitate to, simply to alleviate the immature and sophomoric commentary that invariably comes from the formation of testosterone. It allowed the fairer sex to discuss topics of a feminine nature, without the necessity of wading through the inevitable sea of useless male commentary.
Actually, the Ladies' Lounge was originally open to all. There were threads like the "TFP Jukebox" that ICPDude created where you could dedicate songs to people on the board there. It was locked down after a douchebag former member decided to turn it into his own personal exhibition stage and, if I remember correctly, a way to find women on the board to bother. The lock-down was to prevent that from happening again, but seeing as we have a pretty good base of female members who can and do post freely, I don't see much need for it anymore.
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Old 06-23-2009, 11:01 PM   #59 (permalink)
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As a note, I thought from the beginning of this thread that it was actually a pretty good idea. Would it be needed often, if at all? Probably not. But you could through it down in the erogenous zone or something where it wouldn't really be getting in the way.

Anyways, reason for stating this now: upon reading this thread, holy shit, it deserved to be in that hypothetical area. LOL. It was a great thread until the women all went 'Y'all are Neandarthals', then the thread got totally derailed xD.
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Old 06-23-2009, 11:12 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Anyways, reason for stating this now: upon reading this thread, holy shit, it deserved to be in that hypothetical area. LOL. It was a great thread until the women all went 'Y'all are Neandarthals', then the thread got totally derailed xD.
Hey, don't use my garbage as an example to further your knuckle-dragging cause!

Everybody started getting all way nun-pucker serious and I totally don't play that way. I guess I should change my CUT from "Sellout" to "Probably J/K."
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Old 06-24-2009, 03:39 AM   #61 (permalink)
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Can we just forget about it?
These things never get forgotten.

It will be on your.... PERMANENT RECORD!!!!!!
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Old 06-24-2009, 08:03 AM   #62 (permalink)
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These things never get forgotten.

It will be on your.... PERMANENT RECORD!!!!!!
You ain't lyin'. I'm never gonna get away from some of my epic flops.

The best is how all you have to do is put a link in a thread and everybody goes:

"Ooo, that."
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Old 06-25-2009, 08:19 AM   #63 (permalink)
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Would it be needed often, if at all? Probably not. But you could through it down in the erogenous zone or something where it wouldn't really be getting in the way.
This is exactly why it won't be happening in the foreseeable future. We don't create new forums on the off chance that they'll be used. If anything, recent history has been for consolidation of under-utilized forums, and I don't see any reason to stop that trend. There's a very real possibility of future consolidations on the horizon, possibly including the entire Erogenous Zone, although we're still working on details there and nothing has been confirmed.
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Old 06-25-2009, 10:59 AM   #64 (permalink)
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I've ignored this thread for days as I figured I knew the answer, but when it got to two pages I took a look.

Half way through, I figure "obviously clambake", only to find it's posted.

Then I think "AH in a cheerleader outfit" - beaten to it.

Look - can we just agree that someone PM me when there's good stuff going down?

Thanks.
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Old 07-09-2009, 03:56 AM   #65 (permalink)
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just to make this thread truly HOF worthy.. and to satisfy the redhead fantasies that exist in this thread... I present..

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Old 07-09-2009, 07:20 AM   #66 (permalink)
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...recent history has been for consolidation of under-utilized forums, and I don't see any reason to stop that trend.
Fine, kick me out of the basement for your gaw-damn porn collection. Thanks a lot, dad. I see your priorities.
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Old 07-09-2009, 03:32 PM   #67 (permalink)
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