Dyze

The last post about this was in summer 2003 and I want to share with you guys the greates collection of IRC quotes ever. Maybe you know it already, but some might not. Just read this one and it made me giggle all day.

#463561 +(796)- [X]
..crax> my son get an ibook from school. 5th grade.
..Pothead> he doesn't deserve an ibook
..Pothead> give him an iBinder like we used to have
..Pothead> and an iPencil
..Pothead> and an iLunchpail with Spiderman on it like I used to have
..z1g-work> did you play with your iFriends
..Pothead> iDidn't have any

And of course, the best one ever...

#5273 +(17069)- [X]
..erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

Go HERE and have fun, lots of it...

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spived2

Although I believe Bash has been posted, quoted from, mocked, and revered in many threads here already, Thanks for posting this. I clicked the link and found a bunch I hadn't read before and have been laughing my ass off for the last hour.

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