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The answer to the question "What's new":
C over lambda.
The failing chemistry student reads the following question on their final: If H2O is the formula for water, what is H2O4? He answers: "Washing, Cleaning and Drinking..."
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Several scholars were asked, "What is 2+2?" The engineer whips out his calculator and answers, "3.99." The physicist pulls out some technical references, models the problem on the computer and proudly announces, "The answer is between 3.98 and 4.02." The statistician replied, "I need more data points." The philosopher replies, "What is the meaning of 2?" The psychologist replies, "How does 2+2 make you feel?" The medical student replies, "4" The others look at him and ask, "How do you know?" He replies "I memorized it..."
Timmy's teacher asks the class "What is the chemical formula for water?" Timmy pipes up and replies "HIJKLMNO!!!" Timmy's teacher asks "Where did you get that from?" Timmy replies "Yesterday you said it was H to O!"
There are 10 kinds of people, those who know binary and those who don't.
Q: What did the ADP molecule say to the phosphate?
A: You complete me...
You guys are awesome at finding these jokes. Checking back on this thread is always fun. Thank you!
Q: What did the water molecule say to Photosystem II?
A: Sorry, I’ve gotta split...
Q: Why was the water molecule so cranky?
A: Because he was bipolar...
Q: What did the cytosine say to the guanine?
A: Let’s bond...
Q: Why did the electron cross the salt bridge?
A: To deposit on the other side...
Q: What did the voltage say to the battery?
A: I can’t resist you...
Because I still think they actually haven't found it...they found something, but not what they are looking for...
Q: Why did the gene mutate?
A: Because the environment called him unfit...
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