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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

  1. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    The answer to the question "What's new":

    C over lambda.
     
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  2. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    The failing chemistry student reads the following question on their final: If H2O is the formula for water, what is H2O4? He answers: "Washing, Cleaning and Drinking..."
     
  3. Hektore

    Hektore Slightly Tilted

    err....40n, 60w?

    40N, 60W - Google Maps

    /Geocaching nerd.
     
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  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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  5. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    Several scholars were asked, "What is 2+2?" The engineer whips out his calculator and answers, "3.99." The physicist pulls out some technical references, models the problem on the computer and proudly announces, "The answer is between 3.98 and 4.02." The statistician replied, "I need more data points." The philosopher replies, "What is the meaning of 2?" The psychologist replies, "How does 2+2 make you feel?" The medical student replies, "4" The others look at him and ask, "How do you know?" He replies "I memorized it..."
     
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  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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  7. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    Timmy's teacher asks the class "What is the chemical formula for water?" Timmy pipes up and replies "HIJKLMNO!!!" Timmy's teacher asks "Where did you get that from?" Timmy replies "Yesterday you said it was H to O!"
     
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  8. There are 10 kinds of people, those who know binary and those who don't.
     
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  9. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    Q: What did the ADP molecule say to the phosphate?

    A: You complete me...
     
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  10. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    You guys are awesome at finding these jokes. Checking back on this thread is always fun. Thank you!
     
  11. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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  12. TheSurgeOn

    TheSurgeOn Getting Tilted

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    Trimehtylchickenwire tm3.jpg
     
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  13. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    Q: What did the water molecule say to Photosystem II?

    A: Sorry, I’ve gotta split...
     
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  14. uncle phil

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    Q: Why was the water molecule so cranky?

    A: Because he was bipolar...
     
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  15. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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  16. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    Q: What did the cytosine say to the guanine?

    A: Let’s bond...
     
  17. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    Q: Why did the electron cross the salt bridge?

    A: To deposit on the other side...
     
  18. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    Q: What did the voltage say to the battery?

    A: I can’t resist you...
     
  19. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Because I still think they actually haven't found it...they found something, but not what they are looking for...
    [​IMG]
     
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  20. uncle phil

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    Q: Why did the gene mutate?

    A: Because the environment called him unfit...
     
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