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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

  1. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    I know it's a shitty joke, but... :p
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  2. herostar New Member

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    These are great! Keep 'em coming!
     
  3. rogue49

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    At least not in PUBLIC
    I learned this joke finally after years of confusion & humilation, it was an astounding revelation... ;)
     
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  4. rogue49

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    :cool:
    As with most comedians...their jokes have something to do with personal experience.
    I like this one...because now I'm as bald as a cueball, there was a time I was a late 80's rocker...with LONG curly hair.
    And even if I looked hellbent for leather...inside I was still a science geek.
    :cool:
     
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  5. rogue49

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    Adult-oriented... :cool:
     
  10. rogue49

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    Medicine and Darwin wrapped up into one joke... :p
     
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  11. rogue49

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    Personally, I've always liked Valence reactions (No,no...not "violent" reactions...that's a whole other chemistry :rolleyes:)
     
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  12. rogue49

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    A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume.

    The mathematician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.
    The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement.
    The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in his red-rubber-ball table.
     
  13. rogue49

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    Think about it...mmm Trig tease.
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  14. rogue49

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    It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy,
    Statistics show that those people who celebrate the most birthdays become the oldest.
     
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    Now this is a twisted and funny science based page...a bit long, but wonderful for it's surreal perspective, but "real" implications. (link in title)
    Lots of different types of sciences used within...

    A Mole of Moles
    What would happen if you were to gather a mole(unit of measurement) of moles (the small furry critter) in one place?
     
  17. genuinemommy

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    hehe. Students often have a difficult time grasping the scope of mol. That's a fun way of putting it in perspective!
     
  18. Lindy

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    Spice up the mole planet with a little mole poblano...
     
  19. rogue49

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    Keepin' it real...
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