Adult Science Jokes

The Y Chromosome

 

Not a molecule that parents want to breathe in...

 

With my brief recess, I've gone from hot to cold to hot again.
But I've also gone from hot to cold but looking for "just right" ...by any degree

 

Awww...gag me with a spoon...ooo, does that date me?

 

I hate to be political here, but it's too good of a fit for the thread to not put up.

 

Whoa!

 

A biologist, a statistician, a mathematician and a computer scientist are on a photo-safari in Africa.
They drive out into the savannah in their jeep, stop and scour the horizon with their binoculars...

The biologist:
"Look! There's a herd of zebras! And there, in the middle:
a white zebra! It's fantastic! There are white zebras! We'll be famous!"

The statistician:
"It's not significant. We only know there's one white zebra"

The mathematician:
"Actually, we know there exists a zebra which is white on one side"

The computer scientist:
"Oh no! A special case!"

 

THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS for Sanitation Engineers

• 
  0th: There is shit.
• 1st: You can't get rid of it.
• 2nd: It gets deeper.
• 3rd: A nice, empty trashcan is wishful thinking.

KEEP SHOVELING!!

 

The plumbing supply area of my dad's hardware store had a little sheet stating the Two Laws of Plumbers:
1. Shit flows downhill.
2. Never bite your nails.

 

I'm so tired...

 

'nuff said

 

hmm...no wonder it took me so long to get through trig...

 

Ooo...the shit I just thought about this makes my head spin...