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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

  1. rogue49

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    Does this neutron make my mass look big??

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  4. rogue49

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    Definitely sexy... ;)
     
  5. MSD

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    The poor guy on the couch just wanted someone to co-occupy his p orbital.
     
  6. rogue49

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    What happened, Neanderthal,
    How did you lose it all
    In your dating scene,
    Were the better ones keen
    On the human who could out-chase you all?

    Neanderthal/Sapiens sex...
    It's an issue that's sure to perplex,
    Did the children survive
    Progeny to derive
    Diversity's modern context?

    Our prominent eyebrow ridges
    May point to anthropological bridges
    Between Neanderthal
    And Homo sapiens all...
    The meeting of macros and midges!

    Extinction of Neanderthal
    May not be about sex at all...
    If a dude gets no dates
    Progeny have sealed fates,
    Then survival of a species will fall.

    A Neanderthal genome's been plotted
    And some sim'larities have been spotted...
    Though "human" by name
    We're 99.5% the same,
    So who might with whom be spotted?


    ---J. Caswell
     
  7. rogue49

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    It also lives in a bubble... ;)
     
  8. ^ reminds me of someone on a racing forum that used a name of pbfoot. Thought that was clever.
     
  9. rogue49

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    Feelin' unbalanced??? :confused:
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  10. rogue49

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    The space bar... :p
     
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    PonyPotato, I've altered the last line of your post #19.

    A few weeks later, they were merged forever, produced a heterodyne, and oscillated happily ever after.

    or

    A few weeks later, they were merged forever, and oscillated happily ever after producing many heterodynes .
     
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  12. rogue49

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    News Alert!
    A group of scientists snuck up on the periodic table to add the element of surprise...
     
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  13. rogue49

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    Get these motherfuckin' ambiguities off my motherfuckin' algorithm!!! :mad:
     
  14. rogue49

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  15. they all look happy
     
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    Happy Holidays :D
    *I couldn't find a multi-cultural science holiday joke...
     
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  17. rogue49

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    Personally, I shake mine...just a bit less than 1.0 on the Richter Scale :p
     
  18. rogue49

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    It's been just one of "those" days... :rolleyes:
     
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    Pressing that lever again... ;)
     
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  20. rogue49

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    hungry yet??