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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

  1. MSD

    MSD Very Tilted Donor

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    If Argon compounds aren't your thing, Xenon tetrafluoride and hexafluoride will be glad to step in and ruin your day.

    While we're at it, I imagine you're familiar with Derek Lowe's Things I Won't Work With blog. Not really a joke, but science with a sense of humor involving compounds that can blow you the fuck up.

    Things I Won't Work With: Hexanitrohexaazaisowurtzitane. In the Pipeline:
     
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  2. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    I'm not familar with that blog, but I'll take a look at it.
    The humorous ones I've read are more like classic books, "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman" and "What Do You Care What Other People Think?" and related stories of my favorite irreverent physicist, Richard Feynman.

    It's difficult finding fun/funny scientists...I don't know if they're too serious...or not aloud to be funny. I would prefer the fun & interesting ones.
     
  3. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    No wonder I can't balance my checkbook...
     
  4. rogue49

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    Aww, man...
     
  5. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    It is easy to prove that a^2 -ab = 0, so... division by zero is a bad step
     
  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Dividing anything by zero equals infinity...so maybe not so bad. Who wants to live in the void?
     
  7. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    I'd like to a-void that... ( ouch )
     
  8. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson Donor

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    to borrow a zinger of an answer from Pinky of Pinky and the Brain -
    "I don't know Brain, but Zero Mostel times anything is still Zero Mostel."
     
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  9. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face. Donor

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    Not "adult", but cracked me up in the middle of lab.
     
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  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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  11. rogue49

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    Now this is NOT adult, this is immature...bad mars rover...baaaad rover. :oops:
     
  12. rogue49

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    I just wanna veg today...yawn. :rolleyes:
     
  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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  14. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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  16. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    He should just be glad they're not little white mice... ;)
     
  17. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson Donor

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    "...One is a genius, the other's insane. They're laboratory mice, their genes have been spliced...."
     
  18. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Hey, I forgot about them...I was thinking of the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" white mice that were doing experiments on us while we did experiments on them.
    Oh well, time to get ready for either the world being taken over tonight or destroyed for a hyperspace bypass...
     
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  19. rogue49

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    That's easy for you to say...
     
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  20. rogue49

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    Na...reacting to that would be caustic and a lye. :eek:
     
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