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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. MSD

    MSD Very Tilted

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    If Argon compounds aren't your thing, Xenon tetrafluoride and hexafluoride will be glad to step in and ruin your day.

    While we're at it, I imagine you're familiar with Derek Lowe's Things I Won't Work With blog. Not really a joke, but science with a sense of humor involving compounds that can blow you the fuck up.

    Things I Won't Work With: Hexanitrohexaazaisowurtzitane. In the Pipeline:
     
    MSD, Apr 20, 2013
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  2. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    I'm not familar with that blog, but I'll take a look at it.
    The humorous ones I've read are more like classic books, "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman" and "What Do You Care What Other People Think?" and related stories of my favorite irreverent physicist, Richard Feynman.

    It's difficult finding fun/funny scientists...I don't know if they're too serious...or not aloud to be funny. I would prefer the fun & interesting ones.
     
    rogue49, Apr 20, 2013
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  3. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    No wonder I can't balance my checkbook...
     
    rogue49, Apr 21, 2013
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  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Aww, man...
     
    rogue49, Apr 23, 2013
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  5. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted Donor

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    Central North Carolina
    It is easy to prove that a^2 -ab = 0, so... division by zero is a bad step
     
    Cayvmann, Apr 23, 2013
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  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Dividing anything by zero equals infinity...so maybe not so bad. Who wants to live in the void?
     
    rogue49, Apr 23, 2013
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  7. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted Donor

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    I'd like to a-void that... ( ouch )
     
    Cayvmann, Apr 23, 2013
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  8. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    to borrow a zinger of an answer from Pinky of Pinky and the Brain -
    "I don't know Brain, but Zero Mostel times anything is still Zero Mostel."
     
    Speed_Gibson, Apr 23, 2013
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  9. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

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    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
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    Not "adult", but cracked me up in the middle of lab.
     
    GeneticShift, Apr 24, 2013
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  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    rogue49, Apr 25, 2013
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  11. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Now this is NOT adult, this is immature...bad mars rover...baaaad rover. :oops:
     
    rogue49, Apr 25, 2013
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  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    I just wanna veg today...yawn. :rolleyes:
     
    rogue49, Apr 27, 2013
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  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    [​IMG]
     
    rogue49, Apr 28, 2013
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  14. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    rogue49, Apr 29, 2013
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  15. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    rogue49, Apr 30, 2013
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  16. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    He should just be glad they're not little white mice... ;)
     
    rogue49, May 1, 2013
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  17. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    "...One is a genius, the other's insane. They're laboratory mice, their genes have been spliced...."
     
    Speed_Gibson, May 1, 2013
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  18. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Hey, I forgot about them...I was thinking of the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" white mice that were doing experiments on us while we did experiments on them.
    Oh well, time to get ready for either the world being taken over tonight or destroyed for a hyperspace bypass...
     
    Last edited: May 1, 2013
    rogue49, May 1, 2013
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  19. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    That's easy for you to say...
     
    rogue49, May 1, 2013
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  20. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Na...reacting to that would be caustic and a lye. :eek:
     
    rogue49, May 7, 2013
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