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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

  1. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Sometimes life is ambiguous...TGIF :cool:
     
  2. rogue49

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    Is this an analogy for life or what??? :confused:
     
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  3. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Science, making you snicker like a teen... ;)
     
  4. rogue49

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    Oooo...a double double entendre...
    Think about it...TGIF :p
     
  5. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    It's all in the perspective...
     
  6. rogue49

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    Well, I know I feel vague & undetermined at work...but my boss' stupidity definitely exists and affects me even when I'm unaware of it. :confused:
     
  7. rogue49

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    Yes, and they seem to make up most of the Universe... :rolleyes:
    TGIF
     
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  8. rogue49

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    Men...they're linear and they always try to compensate. ;)
     
  9. MSD

    MSD Very Tilted

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    Assuming my inductance calculations are right, you're going to have lumpy margaritas during solar minimums, but when flares happen you won't be able to taste much of anything. If you take the Lord's name in vain when your tongue gets shocked, you'd better hope that church floor is well insulated, otherwise the ground loop through the holy water is going to give you a nasty surprise when you go to bless yourself. The flux capacitor will function as an open wye because there's no potential for flow on I-95. The audience experience in the arena will likely be safe but extremely polarizing.
     
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  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Don't hit me... :p
     
  11. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    I feel ya... ;)
     
  12. rogue49

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    In honor of our discussion/debate in Tilted Life & Sexuality... :D
     
  13. rogue49

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    Yep, this is me...I'm so focused alone...I jump out of my seat if someone starts talking :eek:
     
  14. rogue49

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    Guess they toad us. :p
    TGIF
     
  15. rogue49

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    Scientific discovery may not be better than sex, but the satisfaction lasts longer
    - Stephen Hawking


    What can I say, the man is a player. ;)
     
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  16. rogue49

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    "If you wish to make an apple pie truly from scratch, you must first invent the universe."
    - Carl Sagan


    Top Chef :cool:
     
  17. rogue49

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    And in honor of upcoming Thankgiving...compare what will your vehicle's mpg is before AND after you stuff yourself? ;)
     
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  18. rogue49

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    An exponentially functional constant... :cool:
     
  19. rogue49

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    All that glitters may not be gold, but at least it contains free electrons. ;)
     
  20. fjmollot

    fjmollot Getting Tilted

    Mole problems? Call Avogadro: 6.023 E23
    --- merged: Dec 5, 2013 at 11:54 AM ---
    Q: What weapon can you make from the Chemicals Potassium, Nickel and Iron?
    A: KNiFe.
    --- merged: Dec 5, 2013 at 11:55 AM ---
    There is the joke about the homeopath who forgot to take his medicine and died of an overdose.
     
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