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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

  1. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

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    This can certainly be read as referring to financial derivatives.:rolleyes:
     
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  2. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Well, that tends to happen during the holidays.
    Just try to get anything done...

    After you too have *disappeared*, remember to stop yourself and enjoy your friends & family.
    The Earth will start again soon enough. :)

    Happy Holidays :D
     
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  3. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    I'll do algebra, I'll put up with calculus.
    I'll even push through trigonometry.
    But graphing is where I draw the line.
     
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  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Hope you didn't supersaturate with your solution during the New Years lab... :cool:
     
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  5. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Y'know...I'm still trying to figure out that very complex formula. :D
    Been working at it for years... ;)
    Sometimes I think I've got it...then it takes a divergence. :confused:
    And forget about the proof. :rolleyes:
    But I do LOVE trying to work the problem and the audience does seem to appreciate my efforts. :cool:
     
  6. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache? Donor

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    Not sure if a science...

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  7. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Hey, party it up.
    Yeah, it's a Monday...but who gives a flying fig??
    It's *that* sort of party :D
     
  8. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    A frog went to visit a fortune teller. "What do you see in my future?" asked the frog.
    "Very soon," replied the fortune teller. "you will meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you."
    "That's great!" said the frog, hopping up and down excitedly. "But when will I meet her?"
    "Next week in science class." said the fortune teller.



    Sounds like one of my dates... :rolleyes:
     
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  9. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

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    Took me a minute to make the dissection connection.:rolleyes:
     
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  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Ok, I will...
    Going to this weekend....dance the night away.
    TGIF :cool:

    BTW...this young lady went through some difficulties because of this joke. - LINK
    **Personally, I think they were just annoyed that she mispelled "Uranium" (which may actually be an alternative name for black...and a cover for her joke)
    Enjoy the groove in the video at the bottom...nice way to start the weekend. :D
     
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  11. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

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  12. Zweiblumen

    Zweiblumen Slightly Tilted

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  13. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

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    They were going to call the band CMXCIX but Toyota had already trademarked that.
     
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  14. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    KCSP... :D
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    Seriously, if you're aware of how it all works...it's total rush.
    Walking in a daze like you're on a good trip. :cool:
    Better than LSD.
    Duuuude...
     
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  15. bobby

    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted ! Donor

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  16. bobby

    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted ! Donor

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  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

    A πthon



    ** That's what she said... ;)
     
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  18. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Felt this kind of week...do things the easy way, don't over complicate it. :rolleyes::oops::eek::confused::mad::(
    KISS
    TGIF :):cool::p:D;)
     
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  19. bobby

    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted ! Donor

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  20. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

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    I have nothing to contribute and don't understand it all, but I enjoy reading this thread.
     
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