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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

  1. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Miss Farad was pretty and sensual
    And charged to a reckless potential;
    But a rascal named Ohm
    Conducted her home -
    Her decline was, alas, exponential.



    Have a good charged Monday. ;)
     
  2. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    You can't stop nature...
     
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  3. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said,
    "Where did you get such a great bike?"

    The second engineer replied,
    "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike,
    threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

    The first engineer nodded approvingly and said,
    "Good choice: The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."


     
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  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Dear NASA,

    Your mom thought I was big enough.

    Sincerely, Pluto
     
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  5. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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  6. bobby

    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted ! Donor

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  7. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Kids these days...
    God knows what would happen if they had access to the birds too. :oops:
    Biology with no restraint
     
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  8. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    No shit
    TGIF :cool:
     
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  9. bobby

    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted ! Donor

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  10. Leto

    Leto Slightly Tilted

    Location:
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    ......
     
  11. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

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    electricityexplained.jpg
     
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  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Unfortunately, many of them claim to be "adult"...
     
  14. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

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    Morons...

    reminds me of this news release I saw a few years ago about the discovery of a new element. The heaviest, most costly, and most inert substance thus far found.

    Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.

    The new element, Governmentium(Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

    These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

    A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from four days to four years to complete.

    Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

    In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.

    This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
     
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  15. bobby

    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted ! Donor

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  16. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    A couple of oldies in this vid...but quite a few new ones


    Where's a good cymbal when you need one?
    * rimshot * ;)
     
  17. Shadowex3

    Shadowex3 Very Tilted

    Schrodingers Cat is Adleavde is kind of a Don't Dead Open Inside moment.
     
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  18. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

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    I've used Adleiavde and Edvaielda as passwords.:)
     
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  19. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Lagging???
    Have some great R&R this holiday weekend. - TGIF
    Perhaps the world will catch up with you. :cool:


    Na-noo, Na-noo...they're saying that on Theta Persei ;)
     
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  20. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

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    They left out "From downtown!"