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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

  1. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Which star did?? :)
     
  2. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Nope, None
    TGIF :cool:
     
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  3. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Whelp, you wanted your Adult Science Joke...voilĂ !

    and the final question...


    May you figure out your own pleasure this weekend...TGIF ;)
    Prove it to yourself...


    found compliments of @cynthetiq
     
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  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    That's easy for you to say...
     
  5. rogue49

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    We'll whip you into shape. ;)
     
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  6. rogue49

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    "Adult Science Joke Placeholder" :p
     
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  7. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Because it's the weekend and you want to know anyone you pick up has chemistry with you...

    • You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
    • Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
    • If i was an enzyme, i'd be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes
    • Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because your cute
    • I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
    • You must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
    • You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
    • Baby, everytime i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up Are you made of copper? Cause I Cu in a relationship with me.
    • I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

    TGIF :D
     
  8. rogue49

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    Now go out and multiply :)
    Do some serious heat transfer.
    But know your limits

    TGIF
     
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  10. Lindy

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  11. bobby

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  12. cynthetiq

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  13. Lindy

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    Thanks @cynthetiq for bringing back this thread.

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  14. rogue49

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    Ya gotta know the ins & outs of science ;)
    Personally, I like lighting up a city.



    Thanks @cynthetiq for bringing it back up
     
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  15. rogue49

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    I wasn't the best student... :oops:
     
  16. Lindy

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    Could you generate enough juice (heh...heh...) to run Mr.Hitachi?
     
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  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Uhh...that's a loaded question... ;)
     
  18. rogue49

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    Fortunately, she could say that about him too.
    Make him erupt ;)
     
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