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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

  1. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

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  2. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

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    Sixteen Sodium atoms walk into a bar... followed by Batman.
     
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  3. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Darn it, I had a pic on math cow horns
    And it won’t go in
    Tech...
     
  4. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

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    Medical Science

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  5. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

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  6. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

    If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
     
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  7. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

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    The cost accountant sees the glass as bigger and therefore more expensive than it needs to be.:oops:
     
  8. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Did you hear that potassium and oxygen went on a date? It went OK...
     
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  9. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    What does DNA stand for?

    National Dyslexics Association.
     
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  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

    When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
     
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  11. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
     
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  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    The tests didn't find anything conclusive :confused:
     
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  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    That's what she said. ;)
     
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  14. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    A couple of biologists had twins. They named one Jessica and the other Control.
     
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  15. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    63 earths can fit inside uranus.
     
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  16. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize.

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    Groan.
     
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  17. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

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  18. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

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  19. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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  20. Zweiblumen

    Zweiblumen Slightly Tilted

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    It took me Qwant (or google or bing)
     
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