Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.
Sixteen Sodium atoms walk into a bar... followed by Batman.
Darn it, I had a pic on math cow horns
And it won’t go in
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
The cost accountant sees the glass as bigger and therefore more expensive than it needs to be.
Did you hear that potassium and oxygen went on a date? It went OK...
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexics Association.
Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?
When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
The tests didn't find anything conclusive
That's what she said.
A couple of biologists had twins. They named one Jessica and the other Control.
63 earths can fit inside uranus.
Ok that one took me a minute.....
It took me Qwant (or google or bing)
Separate names with a comma.