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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

  1. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Groan and golfclap at the same time. :)
    My cuz will love this, being a math teacher and pun enthusiast
     
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  2. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

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    I guess it's the difference between urban and rural cultures.
     
  3. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Yeah, they’re not acute, are they?
    No need to be obtuse about it...
    ;)
     
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  4. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    The barman says "What'll it be?"

    A tachyon walks into a bar...
    --- Double Post Merged, Sep 4, 2018, Original Post Date: Sep 4, 2018 ---
    A horse walks into a bar and says, "on a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y, and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?"

    The barman says "Y, the long face."
     
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  5. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

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    Well, 10,800 minutes (of angle;)) and you've got a protractor.:)
     
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  6. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

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    It's a sine that you are off on a tangent.
     
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  7. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize.

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    Large City, TX
    Blow Up Doll Cartoons and Comics - funny pictures from ___.jpg
     
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  8. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

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  9. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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  10. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

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    I have one, but the, uh... Upload a File button is missing for a reply.:(
     
  11. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

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    44553588_1032263306975355_4941982566996508672_n.png
     
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  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    [​IMG]

    I think I broke the laws somehow.
    Without money as a factor...I think in my case the factor was time.
    Was I supposed to lose so much time and work??
     
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  14. buzzgunner

    buzzgunner 180 gr. of diplomacy

    Yes, but can you provide the Telomerase to lengthen my life? ;)
     
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  15. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

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    NonFriction.jpg
     
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  16. fjmollot

    fjmollot Getting Tilted

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  17. michaelyoni64 New Member

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    So true.[​IMG]

    Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
     
  18. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Is that a formula or something Sciencey??
     
  19. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

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    Happy wife will keep her spouse happy too. Unless she's happy because of the affair she's having.;)
     
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  20. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

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    Beetle.jpg
     
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